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Funniest Kicks?

When I first started to play I did not know how to join squads.  Finally I received an invitation to a squad.  Got an order from the Commander to "Attack this Position."  So I went there.  The location was swarming with players with Green names.  So I started to let them have it with my M1A2.  I was thinking, "These Green guys are real easy to kill."  Needless to say I got Kicked for excessive TK'ing.

When I was trying to get my Basic Knife badge, I was knifing people in the Palace halls on the Warlord map.  Killed a whole squad of SAS when I was the Insurgent.  Then I was kicked for 1 minute for excessive TK'ing.  The only people I killed were people that I knifed.  I was frustrated, so I moved on to another server thinking it was a glitch.  Have since learned I probably knifed an Admin, or entire Clan squad, and was booted.



I have been banned from two servers.

BAN 1: Was Insurgent on a 16 player Warlord map.  (Warlord is my Fave map)  Just fixed our assets as an engineer and went to the front of the Palace.  An empty APC was sitting there, but it was smoking.  So I repaired it and went to cap the Palace Security Office.

Killed several Anti-Tank players on top of the tall building between the Palace Security Office and the Insurgent Hideout.  It helped that I was sandwiched between two supply crates.  I was banned because the other team (which included the clan members) could not kill my APC.

BAN 2: Was Banned from a server for using an APC.  My whole clan was there, and we were on opposite sides.  So we were battling in the armor.  Server had the rule that using armor or commander assets would result in a Kick/Ban.  Thought it was a joke until they did it to me.  Kick/Ban for using armor.  And I have screen shots of this one.

I got banned because, i got in a tank and the admin wanted it too so he banned me because he wanted to whore with his tank, sucking mother f**ker.My friend was still in it and asked because i was banned and he said i was using the grenade launcher the whole time, wtf I usually play as medic! I told my friend to tkill him and get out of this server , he tkilled the admin and got out there!
I hate such admins who have to whore the whole time with a fucking tank !

For running 5 people over in a humvee on an all knife/pistol server

I recently joined a server with a server msg that read "killing the administrator will get you kicked/banned"
When I joined I didnt think much of this until it actually happened, the guy msged me and was like "didnt you read the server msg?" so I said you have to be kidding.....This isnt a point farming server where u can kill everyone but we arent allowed to kill you.  He told me to F#ck off and promply kicked me........

Sad huh


BTW he was in a tank when I ran up and C4`d his ass

Last edited by joe6600 (2006-02-21 09:57:45)

banned because i punished a team killer who killed me. the server message said do not team kill, no exceptions! i was a sniper climbing to a rooftop the uav was over me and no hostiles were in the area. my friendly chopper flys up behind me and just blasts me. so i punish'd him.. musta been a admin cause 2 seconds later i was banned for excessive team killing. i forgot the name of the server but is there any way to find it out?

Yeah, drop a supply crate on someone and you kill them.

I've been kicked for being too good with the MEC PP-19.

Kick message was something like "aimbot, no one can be that good with that gun".

So retarded.

I was in the mood to jihad so I placed a couple of sandwiches on a DPV.  Some wanker decides to grab the car with the big red skulls on it... he must have thought they looked cool.  Well, I let him go a bit and then BOOM!  Kicked.  I got a good laugh.  It was a dick move on my part and I haven't done it since, but it sure as hell made me feel better at the time.

I went to a christian gamers server and got banned for foul language "Can we change map to kubra dam?"  You have been banned for foul language

sgt.vinny wrote:

once u know i was like hacking and u know like the admin sort of got mad so liek u know he banned me and i was laghing u know isnt that funny

thats real hilarious right there...........

We needs admins to admin the admins. They're out of control

My best one was this time, when i was being spawn raped and obviously i began to get pissed off and was calling the offending members of the oppisite team everyname under the sun, got no warning for swearing. Then i kill one of the admin, and straight after that a guy one shot kills me, and i type WTF, next thing kicked, reason typing wtf. Bearing in mind i had been swearing like a bastard a few moments before, i cant see how typing those 3 letters would get me kicked, i think a more likely explanation is that i killed an admin... N()()B

While playin on shaqui peninsula map, I was on the US team snipin with my trusty M-95,just respawned @ hotel & saw the Mec chopper comin across the water. So I chuted to the ground,Ran to the boxes to right of the opening in the wall,I lay prone while the pilot hovered & the gunner was wiping my team mates off the roof,On scope, CRACK! Took the pilot out in 1 shot, The chopper crashed into the hotel & killed the gunner too.
The response was "wtf ? how?... I told him M-95 can shoot through glass.He said that I was F.O.S....ect. O.K. So I ran to the hummer & screwed right to their spawn where the chopper & uav  ect is. ( not easy to get there during the battle) crawled like a worm around the front of the heli pad to UAV trailer.I lay prone waitin for the chopper to spawn ...It finaly did .....Here he comes....In the bird....scope on...CRACK!...Dead again!.......Kicked for STALKING ADMIN!!! I thought i'd piss my pants over that one.About a week later he said he earned the M-95 unlock and had read  about its abilities & gave me credit for proving my point.

I just had a fun time on a ranked clan server by the name of old dirty bastards. (87.117.195.12:16567)

The obc guys decided to start spawn raping the noncap chinese spawn on fushe pass. So, I got out my trusty G36E and started slaughtering them, made a few good taste jokes like "thanks for the easy kills obc guys" (really, they were practically lining up) and then I get kicked by pb with the "admin decision" of "making room for admin".

So, I rejoin a minute later (even though the server is a quarter full) and start killing them again when I get kicked for the same reason...

Some people just can't take losing.

Anyway, it was great fun. Killing people ingame is fun, killing them and making them angry over a game is a LOT of fun.