[Assassin's Creed 2]

2009-04-07 17:43:11

#26

Flecco: iPod is broken.; +1,048|6661|NT, like Mick Dundee

VicktorVauhn wrote:
GR34 wrote:
menzo2003 wrote:
http://thelearnersguild.files.wordpress … an-man.jpg
any one else notice the PENIS?
What are you 12, or just really into penis?

This site allows the Vitruvain Man's penis but doesn't allow titties?

For shame.

Whoa... Can't believe these forums are still kicking.

2009-04-07 17:44:08

#27

Aries_37: arrivederci frog; +368|6571|London

someone posted the superbad penis video as well lol

2009-04-07 17:45:32

#28

Poseidon: Fudgepack DeQueef; +3,253|6534|Long Island, New York

we've become so politically correct that we censor classic works of art

nice

2009-04-08 12:28:47

#29

Sisco: grandmaster league revivalist; +493|6340

Aries_37 wrote:
GR34 wrote:
menzo2003 wrote:
http://thelearnersguild.files.wordpress … an-man.jpg
any one else notice the PENIS?
yes i just noticed it as I've never seen that pic before

Me too, was it always there?

Love how bf2s boiled Assassins Creed 2 down to penis.

https://www.abload.de/img/bf3-bf2ssig0250wvn.jpg

2009-04-08 12:47:38

#30

El Beardo: steel woolly mammoth; +150|5716|Gulf Coast

AussieReaper wrote:
The end of the 1st one was fucking bullshit.

But it was a fun game.

I agree 100%, running across rooftops only to leap off and land on an unsuspecting archer with that retractable handblade was freakin
but climbing up a seemingly endless amount of lookout towers was crap.

Important

2009-04-08 12:50:43

#31

Doctor Strangelove: Real Battlefield Veterinarian.; +1,758|6464

Assassin's Creed needs less animus tbh.

Last edited by DoctaStrangelove (2009-04-08 12:50:52)

2009-04-08 14:02:20

#32

GravyDan: Back from the Grave(y); +768|5928|CA

Assassin's Creed was alright, but I just couldn't shake one thought; this game needs more penis. I'm happy the developers decided to fix this blatant oversight for AC2.

2009-04-09 02:20:17

#33

AussieReaper: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°); +5,761|6149|what

Well, since Assassins Creed 2 it is set in the renaissance, I wonder how they will avoid this:

https://maryloudriedger.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/michelangelos_david1.jpg

Vitruvian Man eat your heart out.

2009-04-09 03:48:47

#34

Flecco: iPod is broken.; +1,048|6661|NT, like Mick Dundee

Reaps.

Btw Poseidon, I have no problem with pictures of nude people. No real problems with nudity at all, I don't see why the media has such a big thing about it. It's just this site apparently doesn't allow nudity, I wasn't aware that classical works of art were somehow not depicting nudity just because they are art.

Maybe a mod can elaborate.

Whoa... Can't believe these forums are still kicking.

2009-04-09 22:40:41

#35

Poseidon: Fudgepack DeQueef; +3,253|6534|Long Island, New York

Rumors (keyword there) from some people who supposedly got May's GameInformer early:

- Your range of weapons has been greatly increased, with new armaments including two swords, two "smaller blades", a mace, spear and an axe.

- No more silly drownings, as Altair can now swim.

- As expected, Da Vinci's workshop features in the game (it's set in 1476), and yes, you'll be gliding around on those wings of his.

- The game stars real characters of the time, including Machiavelli and Florence's powerful Medici family

- There are now "16 unique mission types". And, thankfully, no more pickpocket or eavesdropping ones.

- Tracking down hidden flags will now net you in-game rewards, rather than a simple sense of self-satisfaction.

2009-04-09 23:01:59

#36

Flecco: iPod is broken.; +1,048|6661|NT, like Mick Dundee

Better be some awesome parkour in it though.

Good to hear about the swimming. Was a bit lame to have this guy leaping from towers and being all around awesomely kickass at everything... only to drown in puddles.

Whoa... Can't believe these forums are still kicking.

2009-04-10 01:58:50

#37

Zimmer: Un Moderador; +1,688|6752|Scotland

Poseidon wrote:
Rumors (keyword there) from some people who supposedly got May's GameInformer early:

- Your range of weapons has been greatly increased, with new armaments including two swords, two "smaller blades", a mace, spear and an axe.

- No more silly drownings, as Altair can now swim.

- As expected, Da Vinci's workshop features in the game (it's set in 1476), and yes, you'll be gliding around on those wings of his.

- The game stars real characters of the time, including Machiavelli and Florence's powerful Medici family

- There are now "16 unique mission types". And, thankfully, no more pickpocket or eavesdropping ones.

- Tracking down hidden flags will now net you in-game rewards, rather than a simple sense of self-satisfaction.

If all those rumours are true, then I will jump up and down with joy.

2009-04-10 02:02:16

#38

AussieReaper: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°); +5,761|6149|what

On the rooftops?

2009-04-10 02:03:21

#39

Jenspm: penis; +1,716|6728|St. Andrews / Oslo

Zimmer wrote:
Poseidon wrote:
Rumors (keyword there) from some people who supposedly got May's GameInformer early:

- Your range of weapons has been greatly increased, with new armaments including two swords, two "smaller blades", a mace, spear and an axe.

- No more silly drownings, as Altair can now swim.

- As expected, Da Vinci's workshop features in the game (it's set in 1476), and yes, you'll be gliding around on those wings of his.

- The game stars real characters of the time, including Machiavelli and Florence's powerful Medici family

- There are now "16 unique mission types". And, thankfully, no more pickpocket or eavesdropping ones.

- Tracking down hidden flags will now net you in-game rewards, rather than a simple sense of self-satisfaction.
If all those rumours are true, then I will jump up and down with joy.

Indeed, I might even buy it.

(I thought AC 1 was boring as shit)

https://static.bf2s.com/files/user/26774/flickricon.png

2009-04-10 02:32:38

#40

Flecco: iPod is broken.; +1,048|6661|NT, like Mick Dundee

AussieReaper wrote:
On the rooftops?

Reaps. Not just on the rooftops, on the fucking MOUNTAINTOPS as well.

Whoa... Can't believe these forums are still kicking.

2009-04-10 04:47:31

#41

AussieReaper: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°); +5,761|6149|what

The first one failed when it came to the 'boss' assassinations. It always felt like a sword fight that ended with the reading of a long winded dying words contest.

Finding info on your targets daily habits never equalled a chance for a stealth kill, get out unseen, pat on the back mission.

You kill the guy surrounded by guards so stop and hear his memoirs before legging it in plain site of 20 witnesses and security. lol

2009-04-10 04:53:36

#42

Cheez: Herman is a warmaphrodite; +1,027|6435|King Of The Islands

But that's the best way to kill someone Reaps, in front of a crowd surrounded by his own thugs. Not home alone.

My state was founded by Batman. Your opinion is invalid.

2009-04-10 04:55:59

#43

RavyGravy: Son.; +617|6402|NSW, Australia

AussieReaper wrote:
The first one failed when it came to the 'boss' assassinations. It always felt like a sword fight that ended with the reading of a long winded dying words contest.

Finding info on your targets daily habits never equalled a chance for a stealth kill, get out unseen, pat on the back mission.

You kill the guy surrounded by guards so stop and hear his memoirs before legging it in plain site of 20 witnesses and security. lol

with the boss fights i would always make sure i used the hidden blade to finish em off, i loved that thing

2009-04-10 05:01:06

#44

AussieReaper: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°); +5,761|6149|what

Hidden blade was perfect when chasing that templar boss who ran, leapt into the air and put the blade through his voice box... still heard his life story though.

@cheez, kill them in front of his raped wife and tortured children, I say.

2009-04-10 05:02:25

#45

Cheez: Herman is a warmaphrodite; +1,027|6435|King Of The Islands

AussieReaper wrote:
Hidden blade was perfect when

wat

That's all I used. I thought I was meant to

My state was founded by Batman. Your opinion is invalid.

2009-04-10 07:51:59

#46

Poseidon: Fudgepack DeQueef; +3,253|6534|Long Island, New York

https://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/kotaku/2009/04/assassins2.jpg

Not Altair anymore (figured that). It's Ezio.

2009-04-10 09:11:00

#47

destruktion_6143: Was ist Loos?; +154|6623|Canada

SWEET!! i cant wait!

also, the hidden blade is unstoppable. just wait to get attacked by boss, counter, neck stab, GG

2009-04-10 09:11:23

#48

AussieReaper: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°); +5,761|6149|what

Poseidon wrote:
Not Altair anymore (figured that). It's Ezio.

So, we enter the memory of a different ancestor?

Our character doesn't change.

2009-04-10 09:50:26

#49

destruktion_6143: Was ist Loos?; +154|6623|Canada

AussieReaper wrote:
Poseidon wrote:
Not Altair anymore (figured that). It's Ezio.
So, we enter the memory of a different ancestor?

Our character doesn't change.

i think so. i am so excited for this. assassins creed's storyline is right up my alley. i love this shit!!

2009-04-10 09:51:41

#50

Poseidon: Fudgepack DeQueef; +3,253|6534|Long Island, New York

AussieReaper wrote:
Poseidon wrote:
Not Altair anymore (figured that). It's Ezio.
So, we enter the memory of a different ancestor?

Our character doesn't change.

I guess so...the end of AC1 would lead me to believe that.

Never played it but I saw it on YouTube.

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