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2009-05-06 05:58:59

#176

CammRobb: Banned; +1,510|6139|Carnoustie MASSIF

Stranger: hello
You: and you hold it together!!!!
You: Are you still thikning of me!!!
You: Oh, sorry, didn't see you come in there
Stranger: haha; lol
You: Have a seat
You: How can I help you?
Stranger: thanks but i prefer to stand
You: Ok then, suit yourself, how can I help you?
Stranger: a conversation would be nice
You: Is this your first visit to this place?
Stranger: no, my third or so
You: Ok, wait a minute while I update your details then.
Your name?
Stranger: Janne smith
You: Your age?
Stranger: 17
You: And are you male or female?
Stranger: female
You: I see, I see.
Stranger: do i get discount now?
You: Right, well that's your details logged now,
Stranger: oh, is that all? but that's nice thanks
Stranger: can i have a look around now?
You: Hmm, I'll see what else I can do for you
You: Yeah, sure, browse away.
Stranger: haha great
Stranger: hold, i'm going to get me some cookies
You: Ok then
You: I'll just get the results of your test for you
You: Would you like a drink? We have complimentary tea and coffee
Stranger: earl grey, please
You: Not a problem, oh and one more thing, what nationality are you?
Stranger: i'm from belgium
You: Flemish, rightt
Stranger: yeah
You: Fantastic
You: Right, I've got the results of your test here, and I'm afraid to say..umm, I don't know how to tell you this, but you've tested positive for HIV
You: I'm so sorry

Last edited by SirSchloppy (2009-05-06 05:59:54)

2009-05-06 06:29:32

#177

Finray: Hup! Dos, Tres, Cuatro; +2,629|5797|Catherine Black

Haha that's mean.

2009-05-06 06:31:43

#178

Finray: Hup! Dos, Tres, Cuatro; +2,629|5797|Catherine Black

-MetaL* wrote:
You: sorry see you in the next life
Stranger:
Stranger: ...
Stranger: See you...
You have disconnected.

awww

2009-05-06 06:35:39

#179

Finray: Hup! Dos, Tres, Cuatro; +2,629|5797|Catherine Black

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: MY DADDY TOLD ME NOT TO TALK TO STRANGERS
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

2009-05-06 07:19:48

#180

kylef: Gone; +1,352|6502|N. Ireland

You: hi.
Stranger: hi~
You: so..
Stranger: from
You: northern ireland. you?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Jerk.

2009-05-06 09:00:32

#181

Ultrafunkula: Hector: Ding, ding, ding, ding...; +1,975|6482|6 6 4 oh, I forget

You: wat?
Stranger: my dick is 30 cm
You: good for you mr. Holmes!
Stranger:
Stranger: how long is yours
You: but wait. Holmes has been dead for ages
You: mine is 188cm. I'm a complete dick
Stranger: ))
Stranger: then no chick fucks you
Stranger: they must be afraid
You: genuine alabama black snake
Stranger: ha ha
Stranger: cute
You: too buku
Stranger: i use a cream
Stranger: i will make it 37cm
You: tell me more
You: please
Stranger: i love my dick
Stranger: do you love your dick
You: but ofcourse
Stranger: you are a nice person
You:

2009-05-06 09:36:06

#182

CammRobb: Banned; +1,510|6139|Carnoustie MASSIF

Stranger: hi
You: hihi
Stranger: who dis bee
You: Cammy
You: You?
Stranger: stfu
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Last edited by SirSchloppy (2009-05-06 09:36:36)

2009-05-06 09:45:52

#183

Bull3t: stephen brule; +83|6311

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hai
Stranger: hy
You: How are you?
Stranger: fine
Stranger: and u
You: Good.
Stranger: asl?
You: 14/f/cali
Stranger: good
Stranger: whats ur name honey?
You: monica
Stranger: monica beutiful name
You: whats yours?
Stranger: as u
Stranger: sülo
Stranger: mine
Stranger: monica do u have msn?
Stranger: or sth like this
You: /_____\_____________\____________/____\
|_______|_____________\__________|______|
|_______`._____________|_________|_______:
.\________|____________|_________\|_______|
_\_______|_/_________/__\\\___--___\\_______:
__\______\/_____--~~__________~--__|_\_____|
___\______\_-~___________________~-_\____|
____\______\_________.----------.________\|___|
______\_____\______//_________(_(__>__\___|
_______\___.__C____)_.you just_(_(____>__|__/
_______/\_|___C_____)/__lost_\_(_____>__|_/
______/_/\|___C_____)___the__|__(___>___/__\
_____|___(___C_____)\_game_/__//___/_/_____\
_____|____\__|_____\\_________//__(__/______|
____|_\____\____)___`----___--'______________|
____|__\______________\_______/__________/_|
____|_____________/____|_____|__\___________|
____|____________|____./______\___\__________|_
___|____________/____..|_______|___\__________|
___|___________/_____..\___/\___/_____|_________|
___|__________/________|____|_______|_________|
__|__________|_________|____|_______|_________|
You: Pedo
You: Gtfo

Busted.

Haha.

2009-05-06 12:31:26

#184

Goven: /̵͇̿̿/'̿'̿ ̿; +125|6490|Purdue

My people are boring

2009-05-06 15:05:14

#185

argo4: Stand and Deliver; +86|5942|United States

so i think i talked to like an amateur model from britain, she actually sounded like she knew a lot about it so i believed her. (probabaly just some fag though haha)

2009-05-07 17:18:15

#186

Goven: /̵͇̿̿/'̿'̿ ̿; +125|6490|Purdue

I was bored so I did the donkey thing...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: A donkey attacks you what do you do

Stranger: i
Stranger: GIRUGAMESH?
You: wut
You: CRITICAL HIT
You: The donkey is badly wounded, what do you do?
Stranger: fuck its brains out
You: This regains the donkey's strength. It is now very angry. What do yo do?
Stranger: cast a purple spell
You: The donkey reflects the spell into a preschool. What do you do?
Stranger: run into the pre school
Stranger: grab the children
Stranger: hoist them up
Stranger: fuck their brains out
You: The donkey is terrified. It turns and runs away.
You: Victory!
You: *Level up!*
Stranger: what is my reward
You: You check the donkey's feces.
You: You find....
You: Donkey feces!
Stranger: alright with this shit, i can change my class to douchebag
You: *You change into douchebag. Level 1*
Stranger: save
You: *Game Saved* would you like to visit town?
Stranger: no, click power button, rub penis against game screen, cry deeply
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

amidoinitrite?

2009-05-07 20:37:34

#187

CanadianLoser: Meow :3 :3; +1,148|6517

You: Hi there!
Stranger: in 22 female and i want to cyber in maked right now
You: i love being maked
Stranger: naked
You: want me to get maked?
You: oh..
You: gross
You: but yeah, lez do it
You: where to start
Stranger: in 22 female and i want to cyber in naked right now
Stranger: ok i have a dildo up my ass
You: your in naked?
Stranger: in other words your dick
You: is that a place?
You: i love my dick
You: i put on my wizard robe and hat
Stranger: in 22 female and i want to cyber im naked right now
Stranger: ok just start fucking
You: your in a 22 female?
Stranger: fuck off

2009-05-07 21:04:54

#188

HaiBai: Your thoughts, insights, and musings on this matter intrigue me; +304|5493|Bolingbrook, Illinois

You: hi
Stranger: Hi there!
Stranger: Where are you?
You: In front of my computer
Stranger: M or W?
You: M
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Rapist tbh.

2009-05-07 21:21:19

#189

War Man: Australians are hermaphrodites.; +563|6723|Purplicious Wisconsin

You: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: m or f?
You: that depends
Stranger: on what?
You: what do you want me to be?
Stranger: lol

He disconnected

Last edited by War Man (2009-05-07 21:27:45)

The irony of guns, is that they can save lives.

2009-05-07 21:23:15

#190

jsnipy: ...; +3,276|6531|...

War Man wrote:
You: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: m or f?
You: that depends
Stranger: on what?
You: what do you want me to be?
Stranger: lol
He disconnected

https://img239.imageshack.us/img239/89/coolstorybro.jpg

2009-05-07 21:58:03

#191

War Man: Australians are hermaphrodites.; +563|6723|Purplicious Wisconsin

You: bf2s?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

So who was it?

Edit:

You: hi
Stranger: wanna buy some swine flu?
You: no
Stranger: why not?
You: because i'm not sick
Stranger: but mine is grade a hydroponic
Stranger: you will trip balls
Stranger: it's cheap too
Stranger: look
Stranger: i'll send some in the mail
Stranger: if you don't like it
Stranger: send it back
Stranger: at no charge
Stranger: i guarantee it
You: whatever man
You have disconnected.

Last edited by War Man (2009-05-07 22:09:38)

The irony of guns, is that they can save lives.

2009-05-08 14:01:42

#192

Trotskygrad: бля; +354|6008|Vortex Ring State

One person asked me what vagina smells like.

2009-05-08 14:32:56

#193

Kurazoo: Pheasant Plucker; +440|6693|West Yorkshire, U.K

Code:

Stranger: slm
You: slm?
Stranger: isim neydi
You: merhaba
Stranger: merhaba
You: I am from England
You: I do not speak Turkish
Stranger: Türkish
You: do 1
You: now!
You: Turk!
Stranger: yes
You: Correct,
Stranger: Fuck :D
You: Leave!

Your conversational partner has disconnected

2009-05-08 14:35:16

#194

Finray: Hup! Dos, Tres, Cuatro; +2,629|5797|Catherine Black

You: iyar
Stranger: do you like turkish boys?
You: I prefer Cypriat
You: but yes
Stranger: do you like turkish boys with big dick?
You: Cypriot*
You: oooh yes
Stranger: ok then come to turkey
Stranger: i'll show you what a real man is
You: This is the FBI. Your IP address has been taken note of, and special agents are on their way. You are being arrested for baiting teenage boys to have under age sexual intercourse.

You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: it told me to say hi
You: so I did
Stranger: yes me 2
You: interesting
You: why do you press 2 instead of "too"?
Stranger: i dunno
Stranger: its easier
You: you must be pretty lazy if you think pressing one button is easier than pressing two. Add the fact that pressing that one button subconsciously makes me grade you as less educated, I think it's a pretty raw deal.
Stranger: asshole
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Last edited by Finray (2009-05-08 14:38:31)

2009-05-08 14:42:19

#195

Finray: Hup! Dos, Tres, Cuatro; +2,629|5797|Catherine Black

Haha, I got him again.

You: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: where are you from
You: New Deli
You: you?
Stranger: turkey
You: hmmm big turkish penis
Stranger: yeah
You: FBI is on it's way.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

2009-05-08 14:44:07

#196

Kurazoo: Pheasant Plucker; +440|6693|West Yorkshire, U.K

LMAO

Connecting to server...
Stranger: Are you one of those people that will disconnect right when I say I'm from India? If yes, please disconnect and get a life. You're pathetic.
You: yep.
You have disconnected.

Last edited by Kurazoo (2009-05-08 14:44:44)

2009-05-08 14:58:12

#197

Finray: Hup! Dos, Tres, Cuatro; +2,629|5797|Catherine Black

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: I am from India
You: you?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Lol o.O

2009-05-08 15:03:35

#198

Kurazoo: Pheasant Plucker; +440|6693|West Yorkshire, U.K

Finray wrote:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: I am from India
You: you?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Lol o.O

2009-05-08 15:10:15

#199

bakinacake: HA HA; +383|5995|Aus, Qld

You: hello
Stranger: hi
You: whats cracking
Stranger: how are u
You: not bad
You: yourself
Stranger: me too
Stranger: asl?
You: 15/f/cali
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: where are u
You: cali idiot
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

2009-05-08 15:28:45

#200

Kurazoo: Pheasant Plucker; +440|6693|West Yorkshire, U.K

wat do i do

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: call 608-289-2812, ask for tim, the fanny packing acne face
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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-MetaL* wrote:

War Man wrote:

Code:

Finray wrote:

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