blademaster
I'm moving to Brazil
+2,075|6907
https://triton.imageshack.us/Himg24/scaled.php?server=24&filename=0327sham.jpg&xsize=640&ysize=480


The pitchman for the super absorbent ShamWow has been arrested for not having good clean fun ... unless you consider hiring a hooker who almost bites your tongue off fun.

Vince Shlomi was arrested in Miami Beach last month after cops say he allegedly hired a hooker, whom he took back to his hotel. According to the arrest affidavit, obtained by The Smoking Gun, Shlomi began kissing the hooker when she allegedly "bit his tongue and would not let go."

According to cops, Shlomi then punched the prostitute several times until she released his tongue. Both the prostitute and Shlomi were arrested for felony aggravated battery.

Excuse us for living, but it seems justified to punch a hooker when she bites your tongue. Apparently, prosecutors agreed, because they declined to prosecute either one.
LOL hahahha the best part is "  Shlomi then punched the prostitute several times until she released his tongue." hahaahhaaha ahhh oh hold on hahahahaha


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SealXo
Member
+309|6797
fail
Man With No Name
جندي
+148|5836|The Wild West
the weirdest thing.  I was just reading about this dude in a random wikipedia article last night.

Last edited by Man With No Name (2009-03-27 17:44:21)

Poseidon
Fudgepack DeQueef
+3,253|6799|Long Island, New York
it sells itself i dunno
Man With No Name
جندي
+148|5836|The Wild West
you're gonna love my nuts
Poseidon
Fudgepack DeQueef
+3,253|6799|Long Island, New York
made in germany, you know the germans always make good stuff
Man With No Name
جندي
+148|5836|The Wild West
you following me camera guy
Man With No Name
جندي
+148|5836|The Wild West
GravyDan
Back from the Grave(y)
+768|6194|CA
What's the big deal?  I always punch my hookers.
Poseidon
Fudgepack DeQueef
+3,253|6799|Long Island, New York


chk chk chk chk chk chk chk
Doctor Strangelove
Real Battlefield Veterinarian.
+1,758|6730
Man With No Name
جندي
+148|5836|The Wild West
fetticini, linguini, martini, bikini
Flecco
iPod is broken.
+1,048|6927|NT, like Mick Dundee

Poseidon wrote:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmlE71n- … re=related

chk chk chk chk chk chk chk
Who makes crap like that anyway?
Whoa... Can't believe these forums are still kicking.
Miggle
FUCK UBISOFT
+1,411|7004|FUCK UBISOFT

His name is Vince Offer...
https://i.imgur.com/86fodNE.png
Mitch
16 more years
+877|6787|South Florida
Who the fuck would make out with a hooker. Thats discusting
15 more years! 15 more years!
GravyDan
Back from the Grave(y)
+768|6194|CA

Mitch wrote:

Who the fuck would make out with a hooker. Thats discusting
Correct.
Man With No Name
جندي
+148|5836|The Wild West

Mitch wrote:

Who the fuck would make out with a hooker. Thats discusting
the shamwow guy
argo4
Stand and Deliver
+86|6195|United States
lol i thought he was gay
AussieReaper
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
+5,761|6414|what

argo4 wrote:

lol i thought he was gay
WHAT SEX WAS THE HOOKER?
https://i.imgur.com/maVpUMN.png
Noobpatty
ʎʇʇɐdqoou
+194|6615|West NY

argo4 wrote:

lol i thought he was gay
from what did you make that assumption
Ty
Mass Media Casualty
+2,398|7036|Noizyland

I wonder if she loved his nuts.
[Blinking eyes thing]
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firebolt5
Member
+114|6417
Stop having a boring tuna, stop having a boring life
argo4
Stand and Deliver
+86|6195|United States

Noobpatty wrote:

argo4 wrote:

lol i thought he was gay
from what did you make that assumption
just watching him, his voice is kinda gay
rdx-fx
...
+955|6853
ScamWOW guy reminds me of;

https://img371.imageshack.us/img371/8093/tf2scout1ag3.png
Ty
Mass Media Casualty
+2,398|7036|Noizyland

rdx-fx wrote:

ScamWOW guy reminds me of;

http://img371.imageshack.us/img371/8093 … ut1ag3.png
Agreed.
[Blinking eyes thing]
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