Simple recipies

2009-03-18 21:42:48

#26

Morpheus: This shit still going?; +508|6407|The Mitten

Flecco wrote:
The A W S M F O X wrote:
jam =/= jelly
Mericans eat 'peanut butter and jelly'...

We eat peanut butter and jam tbh. Do they call jam jelly or is it just that they put jelly on sandwiches?

... I think Jam is more like a preserve, with fruit bits still in it, where as Jelly is just flavored goo.

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2009-03-18 21:43:04

#27

AussieReaper: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°); +5,761|6561|what

The peanut butter and jelly sandwich, (PB&J), also known as a peanut butter and jam sandwich in the UK, Canada and Australia, is a sandwich that includes a layer of peanut butter and either jelly or jam on bread, commonly between two slices.

The Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich Wiki Article

2009-03-18 21:45:58

#28

VspyVspy: Sniper; +183|7081|A sunburnt country

Jam = Jelly

Try http://www.taste.com.au/ for some good recipes. My missus uses it all the time.

2009-03-18 21:46:11

#29

Macbeth: Banned; +2,444|5993

I'm surprised no one here has posted a recipe to make cereal or toast.

2009-03-18 21:55:55

#30

Morpheus: This shit still going?; +508|6407|The Mitten

Macbeth wrote:
I'm surprised no one here has posted a recipe to make cereal or toast.

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2009-03-18 22:13:32

#31

The A W S M F O X: I Won't Deny It; +172|6092|SQUID

jam is not jelly you buy jam and then buy jelly jam here is very different in texture and flavor and ingredients jelly is smooth and ironically like jelly so don;t go saying they are the same thing >:[

2009-03-18 22:17:47

#32

Roger Lesboules: Ah ben tabarnak!; +316|6985|Abitibi-Temiscamingue. Québec!

Morpheus wrote:
Macbeth wrote:
I'm surprised no one here has posted a recipe to make cereal or toast.
BOILED WATER
1 heavy enamel-coated iron pot with winch
8 quarts of water
http://www.iwritefunny.com/2008/03/10/c … led-water/

That remind me of a recipie a friend of me made at his house.

Iron Pot + Water

Forget the thing on the fire untill there is no more water, thus burning the pot. Voila, the recipie for burned pot -.-"

2009-03-18 22:18:18

#33

Flecco: iPod is broken.; +1,048|7073|NT, like Mick Dundee

The A W S M F O X wrote:
jam is not jelly you buy jam and then buy jelly jam here is very different in texture and flavor and ingredients jelly is smooth and ironically like jelly so don;t go saying they are the same thing >:[

Vespy is from here.

Whoa... Can't believe these forums are still kicking.

2009-03-18 22:24:08

#34

VspyVspy: Sniper; +183|7081|A sunburnt country

The A W S M F O X wrote:
jam is not jelly you buy jam and then buy jelly jam here is very different in texture and flavor and ingredients jelly is smooth and ironically like jelly so don;t go saying they are the same thing >:[

lol @ u rager!

What I meant is that our American friends say Jelly, which is Jam in Australia i.e. Jelly = Jam if you are an Aussie.

Hopefully that is now as clear as mud.

2009-03-18 22:29:20

#35

mtb0minime: minimember; +2,418|7062

Couple pounds of ground beef, package of spaghetti noodles, jar of spaghetti sauce (preferably mushroom). Voila, spaghetti! Takes about 10 to 15 minutes to make and is very delicious (well at least for me it is, spaghetti is my favorite food... and I made some tonight as a matter of fact!)

2009-03-18 22:45:21

#36

The A W S M F O X: I Won't Deny It; +172|6092|SQUID

VspyVspy wrote:
The A W S M F O X wrote:
jam is not jelly you buy jam and then buy jelly jam here is very different in texture and flavor and ingredients jelly is smooth and ironically like jelly so don;t go saying they are the same thing >:[
lol @ u rager!

What I meant is that our American friends say Jelly, which is Jam in Australia i.e. Jelly = Jam if you are an Aussie.

Hopefully that is now as clear as mud.

I know but they really are 2 different things :p FUCK THE POINT IS IT TASTES GREAT

2009-03-18 23:35:43

#37

GodFather: Blademaster's bottom bitch; +387|6627|Phoenix, AZ

mtb0minime wrote:
Couple pounds of ground beef, package of spaghetti noodles, jar of spaghetti sauce (preferably mushroom). Voila, spaghetti! Takes about 10 to 15 minutes to make and is very delicious (well at least for me it is, spaghetti is my favorite food... and I made some tonight as a matter of fact!)

I hate spaghetti :\

Thanks though

2009-03-19 00:53:16

#38

Reciprocity: Member; +721|6988|the dank(super) side of Oregon

not really a recipe but i'll tell you how to grill edible beef ribs.

- cut the sides into 2-3 rib segments
- trim as much fat as you can
- lightly boil the ribs for about 45 minutes. this cooks the ribs and removes much of the fat
- toss them on the grille and immediately begin applying sauce to all the segment then turn them and apply more sauce. repeat this 4 or 5 times. remember, you aren't cooking the ribs, you're applying sauce and lightly searing the meat. work fast or they'll char.

2009-03-19 00:57:17

#39

FatherTed: xD; +3,936|6908|so randum

ATG wrote:
He said easy recipe.

i was commenting on the quick reply

just wtf exactly is a sloppy joe?

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2009-03-19 01:02:37

#40

Mr.Dooomed: Find your center.; +752|6736

Boil water. Wait, Boil water? What am I a chemist?!

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2009-03-19 01:06:02

#41

Pochsy: Artifice of Eternity; +702|5951|Toronto

FatherTed wrote:
just wtf exactly is a sloppy joe?

https://images-cdn01.associatedcontent.com/image/A2611/261113/300_261113.jpg

I'm not a fan. Too sloppy.

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2009-03-19 01:15:05

#42

DrunkFace: Germans did 911; +427|7089|Disaster Free Zone

Fuck me, its this simple:
Jelly (made from gelatin)

https://www.babygadget.net/pics/jelly.jpg

Jam (made from sugar and fruit)

https://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2005/12/05/jam_narrowweb__300x381,0.jpg

As for simple recipes.

Omelet:
Separate 4 eggs.
Whip whites till firm.
beat yolks and add
1 table spoon grain mustard
salt, pepper and glove garlic
200g diced bacon/ham
half a finely diced onion and mix well.
Fold in egg whites and put into oiled pan on low-medium heat.
When sides have cooked, spread top with grated cheese and finish under a hot grill.

Pancakes:
batter
2 eggs
1 cup flour
1 cup milk (or thickened cream for extra heart attack)
1/2 cup sugar
Beat ingredients till smooth and no lumps. Cook in a hot preheated lightly oiled pan (turn once ).

Filling:
Boil 1 can tinned fruit (strain off excessive amount of 'juice/syrup')
(alternative is use chopped fresh fruit and 1/3 cup of water)
tablespoon corn flower
1/3 cup sugar.
simmer for 5 minutes and allow to cool slightly.

Once pancake is cooked, place fruit on one side, fold over pancake and dust with icing sugar.

2009-03-19 01:40:18

#43

BVC: Member; +325|7103

Meat pie mate, but put some effort into it - lamb + cashew + kumara...chilli beef...thai chicken...

2009-03-19 01:51:42

#44

Ty: Mass Media Casualty; +2,398|7182|Noizyland

Recipe #1
1) Get a frozen pie
2) Put it in the microwave

Recipe #2
1) Get a cheese sandwich
2) Put it in the microwave

Recipe #3
1) Get a sausage
2) Put it in the microwave

Recipe #4
1) Get frozen pizza
2) Put it in the microwave

Recipe #5
1) Get a food
2) Put it in the microwave

Recipe #6
1) Put it in the microwave

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2009-03-19 06:40:43

#45

ATG: Banned; +5,233|6937|Global Command

The A W S M F O X wrote:
ketchup and catsup 2 diff types of tomato sauce

No, they are the same thing.

The Heinz family changed the spelling as a marketing gimic.

It worked.

2009-03-19 10:55:08

#46

Roger Lesboules: Ah ben tabarnak!; +316|6985|Abitibi-Temiscamingue. Québec!

ATG wrote:
The A W S M F O X wrote:
ketchup and catsup 2 diff types of tomato sauce
No, they are the same thing.

The Heinz family changed the spelling as a marketing gimic.

It worked.

Ahh, would make sense, never heard of Catsup since this thread...worked wonder.

@Ty I assume that if i want to kill you i must take your microwave away right?

2009-03-19 11:00:18

#47

aerodynamic: FOCKING HELL; +241|6161|Roma

Water boiled, then pasta is poured in.
Meanwhile you put a bit of oil, then put tomato sauce (sugo in italian) abit of garlic and then you stur it with a spoon.
then when the pasta is done you mix the tomato sauce with the pasta.
There you go, you got a plate of pasta.

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2009-03-19 11:00:58

#48

Mekstizzle: WALKER; +3,611|7029|London, England

Pochsy wrote:
FatherTed wrote:
just wtf exactly is a sloppy joe?
http://images-cdn01.associatedcontent.c … 261113.jpg

I'm not a fan. Too sloppy.

and not enough joe

2009-03-19 11:02:29

#49

Pochsy: Artifice of Eternity; +702|5951|Toronto

Roger Lesboules wrote:
ATG wrote:
The A W S M F O X wrote:
ketchup and catsup 2 diff types of tomato sauce
No, they are the same thing.

The Heinz family changed the spelling as a marketing gimic.

It worked.
Ahh, would make sense, never heard of Catsup since this thread...worked wonder.

lol I think he was joking...or at least I hope he was. I know I was when I egged it on...

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2009-03-19 11:03:36

#50

Mekstizzle: WALKER; +3,611|7029|London, England

Catsup is what they call it in Mexico

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