ATG
Banned
+5,233|6499|Global Command
I'd like to strap george bush somebody to a pair of furniture dollies and position them under one of my sliding compound miter saws. I'm thinking four inch pieces. And a plastic suit.
S3v3N
lolwut?
+685|6488|Montucky
I would waterboard the person untill they told me everything.

Then I'd stab them for awhile with a plastic spork. (yes a motherfucking plastic spork)

Next I'd read The Great Gatsby from cover to cover.

I would then force this individual to listen to gangsta rap for atleast 12 hours.

Next I'd force the individual to eat raw potatoes untill they puked.

The last item of the list, I'd place the individual in a room, that had low light levels.   In the center of the room would be a rusty butterknife.  In theory as Yanni's greatest hits are playing the individual should slit their wrists with the butterknife.

If they so choose to live longer, I will subject them to John Tesh's greatest hits but place a much sharper steak knife in the room.

If this fails, I'd force the individual to eat their weight in Hot Pockets.

Last edited by S3v3N (2009-02-26 21:56:08)

FatherTed
xD
+3,936|6470|so randum
lock them in a room with obama and lowing.
Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Freezer7Pro
I don't come here a lot anymore.
+1,447|6167|Winland

DC. Slowly going up to a couple thousand volts.
The idea of any hi-fi system is to reproduce the source material as faithfully as possible, and to deliberately add distortion to everything you hear (due to amplifier deficiencies) because it sounds 'nice' is simply not high fidelity. If that is what you want to hear then there is no problem with that, but by adding so much additional material (by way of harmonics and intermodulation) you have a tailored sound system, not a hi-fi. - Rod Elliot, ESP
Reddhedd
trolawlawl
+188|6415|EE Chat
Chain them backwards in a room, give Boxxy 10 cups of coffee, some monster, and a 5 hour energy drink, then release her. Then only way to kill themselves is to bash their face on the wall
cowami
OY, BITCHTITS!
+1,106|6259|Noo Yawk, Noo Yawk

Spidery_Yoda wrote:

Drop them off here tbh.

With a fitting one liner before I let go of course.

http://www.icc.dur.ac.uk/~tt/Lectures/G … recibo.jpg
merm

i believe mr.bond james bond beat you to that

lest i'm missing the irony, in which case never mind me
https://i.imgur.com/PfIpcdn.gif
DefCon-17
Maple Syrup Faggot
+362|6126|Vancouver | Canada
Either Hurricane's account has been hacked or he's taken some "flaming douche bag" pills in the last few weeks.
lowing
Banned
+1,662|6621|USA

FatherTed wrote:

lock them in a room with obama and lowing.
Nothing would happen, haven't ya heard? Obama can cure death also.
Little BaBy JESUS
m8
+394|6118|'straya

lowing wrote:

FatherTed wrote:

lock them in a room with obama and lowing.
Nothing would happen, haven't ya heard? Obama can cure death also.
Can he cure a sour republican?
Superior Mind
(not macbeth)
+1,755|6662
Haven't you people seen Hostel 2? You will end up either being eaten alive by dogs or getting your cock and balls cut off.
~FuzZz~
.yag era uoy fi siht deaR
+422|6292|Orrstrayleea
Run over them in a boat
War Man
Australians are hermaphrodites.
+563|6683|Purplicious Wisconsin
Sit on someone's face and fart all day, that'll kill him.
The irony of guns, is that they can save lives.
baggs
Member
+732|6174

Freezer7Pro wrote:

DC. Slowly going up to a couple thousand volts.
You could actually get a job like that to legally fulfill your ambitions, you will have to move to the US tho
The A W S M F O X
I Won't Deny It
+172|5654|SQUID
i would watch them die over a course of 75 years
Surgeons
U shud proabbly f off u fat prik
+3,097|6459|Gogledd Cymru

The A W S M F O X wrote:

i would watch them die over a course of 75 years
The A W S M F O X
I Won't Deny It
+172|5654|SQUID
its harsh but fair
Scorpion0x17
can detect anyone's visible post count...
+691|6735|Cambridge (UK)
Everyone.

By moving the earth into the sun.
lowing
Banned
+1,662|6621|USA

Little BaBy JESUS wrote:

lowing wrote:

FatherTed wrote:

lock them in a room with obama and lowing.
Nothing would happen, haven't ya heard? Obama can cure death also.
Can he cure a sour republican?
I am a conservative, and no, he can not cure it. In fact conservativism, IS the cure.
Brasso
member
+1,549|6600

S3v3N wrote:

Next I'd read The Great Gatsby from cover to cover.
Wait, what?
"people in ny have a general idea of how to drive. one of the pedals goes forward the other one prevents you from dying"
Flecco
iPod is broken.
+1,048|6634|NT, like Mick Dundee

AWSMFOX wins for his ingenious suggestion.

Nazi's shoulda used it in WW2 tbh.
Whoa... Can't believe these forums are still kicking.
13/f/taiwan
Member
+940|5668
Force them to read some of your post.
Ajax_the_Great1
Dropped on request
+206|6616
the force
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6643|Cardiff, Capital of Wales
Id stick my cock in 'em and give em aids.
RavyGravy
Son.
+617|6375|NSW, Australia

AussieReaper wrote:

Flecco wrote:

Indirectly is a whole word unless I'm gravely mistaken.
Que RavyGravy to burst through the door.
https://www.mediabistro.com/unbeige/original/koolaid.jpg
Flecco
iPod is broken.
+1,048|6634|NT, like Mick Dundee

Bit late bro.
Whoa... Can't believe these forums are still kicking.

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