Or 40 seconds.pinkie_slapepd wrote:
What you could do is make your own church then calculate the 40 days in hours so 40 hours of no pleasure and you can go brag to everyone that you survived lent.kylef wrote:
Wiki:Ultrafunkula wrote:
What's lent?
Lent, in some Christian denominations, is the forty-day-long liturgical season of fasting and prayer before Easter.[1] The forty days represent the time Jesus spent in the desert, where according to the Bible he endured temptation by Satan.[2] Different churches calculate the forty days differently.
I can respect that.Ultrafunkula wrote:
Yeah. And my helmet.Pochsy wrote:
You sleep in your pants?Ultrafunkula wrote:
Yer gonna jizz in your pants after a couple weeks in your sleep if you don't make handrelief.
The shape of an eye in front of the ocean, digging for stones and throwing them against its window pane. Take it down dreamer, take it down deep. - Other Families
ha-ha-ha
yes, get laid instead
Also this thread contains greater comedy value than i predicted
Spoiler (highlight to read):
whats so great about masturbation
whats so great about masturbation
Well, my friends in the navy tell me all the semen enjoy it!Stimey wrote:
Spoiler (highlight to read):
whats so great about masturbation
But me? I come n go
Masturbate 2 times a week.
AHHHHHHHbennisboy wrote:
Well, my friends in the navy tell me all the semen enjoy it!Stimey wrote:
Spoiler (highlight to read):
whats so great about masturbation
But me? I come n go
THE PUNS!
Honestly though, like any good teenage boy I've tried it but fucking everyday?
I haven't masturbated in about 3 months.
It makes your sex drive so much higher.
I live to entertain!Stimey wrote:
AHHHHHHHbennisboy wrote:
Well, my friends in the navy tell me all the semen enjoy it!Stimey wrote:
Spoiler (highlight to read):
whats so great about masturbation
But me? I come n go
THE PUNS!
Honestly though, like any good teenage boy I've tried it but fucking everyday?
I haven't masturbated in about 3 months.
It makes your sex drive so much higher.
Yeah I do know wat u mean, but sometimes u jus have to! I prefer my gf tho
Not looking forward to AIDS April.Hakei wrote:
More so than Jackless Jan, tbh.AussieReaper wrote:
Fap Free February wasn't a huge success?
Masturbation is good for your health
So are you still master of your domain?Hurricane2k9 wrote:
I'm not even Christian (it's all a lie) but it's more of a personal challenge.
I don't think i've ever had a wet dreamUltrafunkula wrote:
Yer gonna jizz in your pants after a couple weeks in your sleep if you don't make handrelief.
Interesting... You know what that means, right?Hurricane2k9 wrote:
I don't think i've ever had a wet dreamUltrafunkula wrote:
Yer gonna jizz in your pants after a couple weeks in your sleep if you don't make handrelief.
noJebus wrote:
Interesting... You know what that means, right?Hurricane2k9 wrote:
I don't think i've ever had a wet dreamUltrafunkula wrote:
Yer gonna jizz in your pants after a couple weeks in your sleep if you don't make handrelief.
What's lent?
Lent is something Christfags do to make themselves seem as good as Jesus when he went into the desert without a dinosaur and didn't eat or drink for forty days. Basically what the idiots do is give up food for 40 days - the period of 'Lent'. Nowadays though it's much more fashionable (read: Easy) to just give up something, like chocolate or fast food, even if you're not religious.
Also, 4 days down, 36 to go.
Also, 4 days down, 36 to go.
You're cheating.Finray wrote:
Also, 4 days down, 36 to go.
You clearly know, you were the one giving him a handjob. Tut tut. You made him cheat.NooBesT wrote:
You're cheating.Finray wrote:
Also, 4 days down, 36 to go.
Enjoy increasing the chances of getting prostate cancer then.
QFT, I only masturbate so I have a lowered risk.The Sheriff wrote:
Enjoy increasing the chances of getting prostate cancer then.