FatherTed
xD
+3,936|6776|so randum
Europe + AU (cause they love us more) v N.America

Europe win, obviously!

"Why FatherTed" i hear you all cry! well children, in N.America , they drive stupid big crap shit crap shit cars, drink piss for beer, and speak funny all retarded like.

In Europe (+AU <3xxx), we drink real stuff, drive proper cars (read: not a americunt car), and speak like proper people speak. And our women are hotter. And we have that whole culture thingy.


Keep it civilish, and stuff like that

Discuss.
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Freezer7Pro
I don't come here a lot anymore.
+1,447|6473|Winland

Americans elected Bush twice. They don't deserve to vote in anything ever again.

Including this thread.

Last edited by Freezer7Pro (2009-02-14 08:25:43)

The idea of any hi-fi system is to reproduce the source material as faithfully as possible, and to deliberately add distortion to everything you hear (due to amplifier deficiencies) because it sounds 'nice' is simply not high fidelity. If that is what you want to hear then there is no problem with that, but by adding so much additional material (by way of harmonics and intermodulation) you have a tailored sound system, not a hi-fi. - Rod Elliot, ESP
FatherTed
xD
+3,936|6776|so randum

Freezer7Pro wrote:

Americans elected Bush twice. They don't deserve to vote in anything ever again.
A very good point my European friend!
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phishman420
Banned
+821|5957
i voted for kerry
Ajax_the_Great1
Dropped on request
+206|6923
We don't have stupid british accents. Learn english stupids.
Zimmer
Un Moderador
+1,688|7032|Scotland

FatherTed wrote:

speak like proper people speak.
I would love to agree with all of what you said Ted. But the quoted comment is utter bullshit, especially coming from Brits.
Freezer7Pro
I don't come here a lot anymore.
+1,447|6473|Winland

Ajax_the_Great1 wrote:

We don't have stupid british accents. Learn english stupids.
You stole English and broke it.
The idea of any hi-fi system is to reproduce the source material as faithfully as possible, and to deliberately add distortion to everything you hear (due to amplifier deficiencies) because it sounds 'nice' is simply not high fidelity. If that is what you want to hear then there is no problem with that, but by adding so much additional material (by way of harmonics and intermodulation) you have a tailored sound system, not a hi-fi. - Rod Elliot, ESP
Spearhead
Gulf coast redneck hippy
+731|6966|Tampa Bay Florida
I'm taking this thread isn't serious eh?

Well you fucking pinko communist assholes over there allowed Hitler to take over 90 percent of your continent before you said "oh shit better ask those Americans over there for help cuz my shitty rifle just fell apart because it was built during the age of f'ing NAPOLEAN"

Ya I just went there
phishman420
Banned
+821|5957
we dont have to make fun of other people to feel better about our shortcomings
Hurricane2k9
Pendulous Sweaty Balls
+1,538|5978|College Park, MD
We have more nukes and better military kthxbai

And what culture? You mean getting totally fucking drunk every day and killing people over soccer (yeah that's right, SOCCER) games?

Last edited by Hurricane2k9 (2009-02-14 08:29:56)

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FatherTed
xD
+3,936|6776|so randum

Zimmer wrote:

FatherTed wrote:

speak like proper people speak.
I would love to agree with all of what you said Ted. But the quoted comment is utter bullshit, especially coming from Brits.
I dunno, i reckon irl Uzique probably speaks proper English. and we have the tons of different countries and languages over here, while they have a bit of broken francais in canada, and weird variations of English everywhere else!
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andy12
Banned
+52|6933

Zimmer wrote:

FatherTed wrote:

speak like proper people speak.
I would love to agree with all of what you said Ted. But the quoted comment is utter bullshit, especially coming from Brits.
Since the language is called "English", however the "English" people speak it is the correct way. You don't get Mexicans telling you Spanishfags how to speak Spanish do ya? That's cause they're too busy tryna hop boarders, but if they weren't...
Uzique
dasein.
+2,865|6747

Zimmer wrote:

FatherTed wrote:

speak like proper people speak.
I would love to agree with all of what you said Ted. But the quoted comment is utter bullshit, especially coming from Brits.
I know tons of English/British people that speak rather eloquently, thank you very much. A criticism of that coming from a Pict barbarian... oh dear.

Europe wins simply because Usmarine joined the US Marines, instead of the British Army - a decision that markedly decides this conflict for BF2s.

And oh my God at the default-American response of "We saved you in WW2". Was that before or after you then let your own version of Hitler (read: Russian bear) take over half the world, whilst you cowered in fear and made dodgy propagandist flyers? K.
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Sidsnot
Banned
+93|5838|Stoke, England
We drive on the right (which is the left) side of the road
We spell colour correctly
We call Football - Football
Generally not as fat or stupid*
Use of words is always correct, Americans seem to call Chips - Fries and Crisps - Chips

*Exceptions are phishman420 and Poseidon

Last edited by Sidsnot (2009-02-14 08:34:43)

Hurricane2k9
Pendulous Sweaty Balls
+1,538|5978|College Park, MD
Thanks to America you cunts have the internet
and GPS
and the iPod

Last edited by Hurricane2k9 (2009-02-14 08:32:42)

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Spearhead
Gulf coast redneck hippy
+731|6966|Tampa Bay Florida

phishman420 wrote:

we dont have to make fun of other people to feel better about our shortcomings
Or to feel better about raping and conquering half the world only to be kicked in the ass all the way back to that shitty island you guys call a kingdom

WOW great job you guys have made less progress than your fucking anglo saxon beowulf reading HILLBILLY ANCESTORS from 500 BC

ooga booga

Last edited by Spearhead (2009-02-14 08:35:23)

FatherTed
xD
+3,936|6776|so randum

Hurricane2k9 wrote:

Thanks to America you cunts have the internet
and GPS
and the iPod
Thanks to Europe you guys have
existence

top that
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Sidsnot
Banned
+93|5838|Stoke, England
Nice one on the GPS, it's always right! (y)
phishman420
Banned
+821|5957

Sidsnot wrote:

not as stupid
good one chief
Hurricane2k9
Pendulous Sweaty Balls
+1,538|5978|College Park, MD

FatherTed wrote:

Hurricane2k9 wrote:

Thanks to America you cunts have the internet
and GPS
and the iPod
Thanks to Europe you guys have
existence

top that
Thanks to America you guys still exist

@Sidsnot it's plenty fucking accurate if you don't drive on fucking rural roads

And what Spearhead said.

England raped Africa

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Poseidon
Fudgepack DeQueef
+3,253|6814|Long Island, New York

Sidsnot wrote:

Generally not as fat or stupid*
Hold on, let me go brag to my friend how my fatal shotgun wound isn't bleeding as much as his fatal shotgun wound.

:S
Ajax_the_Great1
Dropped on request
+206|6923

Freezer7Pro wrote:

Ajax_the_Great1 wrote:

We don't have stupid british accents. Learn english stupids.
You stole English and broke it made it better.
fixed
Doctor Strangelove
Real Battlefield Veterinarian.
+1,758|6744
Africa > all tbh.

It gave us the most important thing ever: AIDS!
Sidsnot
Banned
+93|5838|Stoke, England

Hurricane2k9 wrote:

@Sidsnot it's plenty fucking accurate if you don't drive on fucking rural roads
wat

Poseidon wrote:

Sidsnot wrote:

Generally not as fat or stupid*
Hold on, let me go brag to my friend how my fatal shotgun wound isn't bleeding as much as his fatal shotgun wound.

:S
If your friend wasn't as fat the bullets would of gone straight past him
Mekstizzle
WALKER
+3,611|6897|London, England
You guys (N.Americans) have Canada

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