Z-trooper
BF2s' little helper
+209|6770|Denmark
This is it boys and girls, get ready to laugh. And those of you with amazing graphics - get ready to feel sick.

For those of you that know me (from IRC or whatever) you probably know that my comp isnt the best out there
my FPS ranges from 20 - 30 on a good day.
On top of my crappy everyday graphics and FPS I have to live with some of the things you are about to see.
My problems have been going on for quite some time now so the screenshots arnt all resent.

At this point you might be wondering why I put this thread under the 'Praise' section. I put it here because I want to praise all the little kinks, dents and bumbs in my BF2. And for you guys to enjoy - "My curse is my gift to you"

Textures
This first one is where the textures of the ground change to some wierd shit:
https://img100.imageshack.us/img100/6110/screen0216en.jpg
https://img100.imageshack.us/img100/46/screen0237dq.png
https://img100.imageshack.us/img100/6702/screen0241nn.jpg

Dunno catagory

https://img100.imageshack.us/img100/8972/screen0289zk.jpg
https://img100.imageshack.us/img100/2397/screen0293io.jpg
This was supposed to be my TV guided view :S - you might be able to recognize it as being the map of Zatar Wetlands...
https://img354.imageshack.us/img354/6276/screen0588iz.jpg
Here is the texture of a pinetree :S (also look at the minimap)
https://img354.imageshack.us/img354/3383/screen0454dq.jpg
Here is some more of that sweet bug from the minimap of the previous pic:
https://img354.imageshack.us/img354/4503/screen0430mb.jpg
https://img354.imageshack.us/img354/770/screen0468cb.jpg

The "I start to cry catagory"
Wierd colors and shapes appear. and when the black color appears my frame rate drops to ~ 0,2 - 1 .
This might be the first time anyone has recorded a machine in pain
https://img68.imageshack.us/img68/3517/screen0704fr.jpg
https://img68.imageshack.us/img68/7298/screen0717dv.jpg
https://img68.imageshack.us/img68/5001/screen0727mc.jpg
https://img68.imageshack.us/img68/4508/screen0737zk.jpg

A wierd day on the battlefield
On one server my textures were all screwed up. Smoke and explosions were squares and USMC were in white/gray/black camo uniforms
https://img68.imageshack.us/img68/8059/screen0328ok.jpg
https://img68.imageshack.us/img68/5258/screen0331dk.jpg
https://img68.imageshack.us/img68/4746/screen0359jj.jpg
The little black squares you are seeing is a smoke grenade. Or so I was told...
https://img68.imageshack.us/img68/5676/screen0364ox.jpg

This is the new shit / text bug
....
https://img22.imageshack.us/img22/7383/screen0773yy.jpg
Which unlock should I choose? Hmm.. the ยค#!&%&#?
https://img22.imageshack.us/img22/3134/screen0783ud.jpg

I changed my drivers and all went well. All was smooth.
Well, untill this happned:
https://img389.imageshack.us/img389/120/screen0807ag.jpg
This is a "tower" of wierd changing colors that shows up random places on the map
https://img389.imageshack.us/img389/7711/screen0817np.jpg
- and if you fly throug it - this happens:
https://img389.imageshack.us/img389/3951/screen0820em.jpg
https://img389.imageshack.us/img389/8811/screen0870fd.jpg
https://img389.imageshack.us/img389/7758/screen0907ur.jpg

That was it - for now!... Some real nasty bug'up. And know this, my computers reign of terror will continue untill the day it dies. Maybe I'll haunt me from beyond the grave - only time will tell.

A little edit: these are quotes from our very own IRC channel:
ThomasMorgan: man, Z-trooper if you got a good computer, youd probably be really good lol
JL: lol! yeah
Z-trooper: I know
Z-trooper: I've been saying that for a long time, and people were just like "yea, sure you do...". but now they can see what I mean and believe me

Last edited by Z-trooper (2006-01-29 11:29:11)

Prodie
Moderator Emeritus
+270|6786|Nova Scotia, Canada

Haxor!!

lol j/k

That's some messed up shit, especially the TV missle view.....that's really weird.
notorious
Nay vee, bay bee.
+1,396|6759|The United Center
hopefully people will see this and quit their bitching about not being able to run it on the best graphics.

more credit to you...other than giving me a really good laugh, thats awesome that you keep playing.
Echo
WOoKie
+383|6732|The Netherlands
Haxor! You got a see though smoke hack! Lol only joking!

Z-trooper wrote:

At this point you might be wondering why I put this thread under the 'Praise' section. I put it here because I want to praise all the little kinks, dents and bumbs in my BF2. And for you guys to enjoy - "My curse is my gift to you"
Lol nice one! You re probably the first guy i ve seen here that actually enjoys looking at his game all messed up. I like your positive attitude matey!

Hope you get it sorted soon tho!

Last edited by General-Echo (2006-01-28 17:17:34)

Z-trooper
BF2s' little helper
+209|6770|Denmark

General-Echo wrote:

Hope you get it sorted soon tho!
Sort it out? Why?
Z-trooper
BF2s' little helper
+209|6770|Denmark
You've got to love forums. almost 100 views and now 5 replies (two by myself)

thats almost 5% of people who've viewed this thread, that have posted on my looooong creation

Anyways, enjoy - good to see so many have seen my crappy graphics ^^
Echo
WOoKie
+383|6732|The Netherlands

Z-trooper wrote:

Sort it out? Why?
Cause it looks like your gcard will be dying any time soon or that something is really very wrong with it. I m not an expert on it tho.
occamsrezr
Member
+7|6726
Hahah this one made me lol.

https://img68.imageshack.us/img68/4746/screen0359jj.jpg

It's the machine gun of gay pride!
wrath2210
Web/h0mE
+0|6682
thats sick....

how do u have it say u owned _____(+)2
Friluftshund
I cnat slpel!!!
+54|6725|Norway
http://putfile.com/friluftshund

Ain't it fun still being able to play the game with these kinds of problems?
Kamikaze17
Over the line!
+70|6760|Mark it zero.
i get things like that happening, but i dont think its as frequent as yours. its only happened to me like 5 times, maybe a few more.
Ryan
Member
+1,230|6855|Alberta, Canada

How can you play like that? HAHA this thread is so funny!
[QXJZ]Capt_Kefra
Alright, you're good to go!
+124|6740|Honolulu, HI
Geez!  And I thought it was bad when I had to turn off Dynamic Shadows to play on 64-player servers.  The only "graphic anomalies" I ever get are when artillery blows my body onto a building I'm not supposed to be able to get onto...and then it falls through the roof and into the building, which magically becomes clear...

I'm just curious, what are your system specs, Z-Trooper?  Those are some, erm, interesting (if very entertaining) screenshots you've posted but it makes me wonder.  Lots of people play BF2 with less-than-stellar rigs (myself included) but hardly anyone (that I know of at least) gets such, um, spectacular screenshots.  So are you barely meeting minimum spec?  Because if not, maybe a re-install of BF2 will get rid of those anomalies?  Just wondering.

Last edited by [QXJZ]Capt_Kefra (2006-01-28 18:02:19)

Friluftshund
I cnat slpel!!!
+54|6725|Norway

[QXJZ]Capt_Kefra wrote:

Geez!  And I thought it was bad when I had to turn off Dynamic Shadows to play on 64-player servers.  The only "graphic anomalies" I ever get are when artillery blows my body onto a building I'm not supposed to be able to get onto...and then it falls through the roof and into the building, which magically becomes clear...

I'm just curious, what are your system specs, Z-Trooper?  Those are some, erm, interesting (if very entertaining) screenshots you've posted but it makes me wonder.  Lots of people play BF2 with less-than-stellar rigs (myself included) but hardly anyone (that I know of at least) gets such, um, spectacular screenshots.  So are you barely meeting minimum spec?  Because if not, maybe a re-install of BF2 will get rid of those anomalies?  Just wondering.
You didn't have the patience/interest to see my movie did you?
Z-trooper
BF2s' little helper
+209|6770|Denmark
This just in. I've just experienced a completly new graphic bug I'll post em here and add em to the original post:

https://img22.imageshack.us/img22/7383/screen0773yy.jpg
https://img22.imageshack.us/img22/3134/screen0783ud.jpg

Thats right my computer takes online gaming to a whole other level of entertainment.

Last edited by Z-trooper (2006-01-28 19:10:41)

Z-trooper
BF2s' little helper
+209|6770|Denmark

wrath2210 wrote:

thats sick....

how do u have it say u owned _____(+)2
Because I'm cool thats why ^^

nah, here ya go: http://www.totalbf2.com/forums/showthread.php?t=43939
Pernicious544
Zee Tank Skank
+80|6712|MoVal So-Cal
wow. I never have any problems with the game. I run it on high so my eyes are currently bleeding ^_^
I use a X850 XT 256mb video card with 2gigs o'memory and i dont ever get any grapical issues like you guys do.  my old 6800 though was a different story ...not with battlefield 2 though. all my other games decided to hate it
Viper007Bond
Moderator Emeritus
+236|6817|Portland, OR, USA

Z - update drivers and make sure your graphics card isn't overheating. Oh, and stop hacking.
https://bf3s.com/sigs/044900892044e7fc95e599e832a086ae9bcd7efb.png
Z-trooper
BF2s' little helper
+209|6770|Denmark
OH MY GOD !

I changed my drivers and all went well. All was smooth.
Well, untill this happned:
https://img389.imageshack.us/img389/120/screen0807ag.jpg
This is a "tower" of wierd changing colors that shows up random places on the map
https://img389.imageshack.us/img389/7711/screen0817np.jpg
- and if you fly throug it - this happens:
https://img389.imageshack.us/img389/3951/screen0820em.jpg
https://img389.imageshack.us/img389/8811/screen0870fd.jpg
https://img389.imageshack.us/img389/7758/screen0907ur.jpg
WilhelmSissener
Banned
+557|6745|Oslo, Norway
whats up with the YOU HAVE OWNED SOME GUY +2...
am i having a nitro91 flashback?
WilhelmSissener
Banned
+557|6745|Oslo, Norway
whats up with the YOU HAVE OWNED SOME GUY +2...
am i having a nitro91 flashback?
Mabec
Re-Member-Me
+6|6844
http://img68.imageshack.us/img68/3517/screen0704fr.jpg

HaHa, the secret weapon of the secret Heli.
notorious
Nay vee, bay bee.
+1,396|6759|The United Center

WilhelmSissener wrote:

whats up with the YOU HAVE OWNED SOME GUY +2...
am i having a nitro91 flashback?
he changed the localization file.  its not a hack, you just change what it says.  like mine for instance, i changed it so when someone is TKed, it also shows what weapon was used to TK that person.  it's perfectly legit...and...had you read the thread, Z-Trooper even posted a link to show you how to do it.

anyway, Z, I was thinking...this is almost like an undetectable hack.  since your ground textures get messed up, wouldnt it be easier to see enemies?  especially hidden enemy snipers?  or if their camo is messed up...theyd be all bright black and white?

HAX, i say....HAX!!!
Z-trooper
BF2s' little helper
+209|6770|Denmark

ThomasMorgan wrote:

anyway, Z, I was thinking...this is almost like an undetectable hack.  since your ground textures get messed up, wouldnt it be easier to see enemies?  especially hidden enemy snipers?  or if their camo is messed up...theyd be all bright black and white?

HAX, i say....HAX!!!
LMAO!

OK! lets say that I can spot people easier, which hasnt been the case YET! (NO ADVANTAGE YET!!)
.. now lets take a look at all the disadvantages: signifigent reducing of frame rate (which, by the way, isnt very high on a good day). Then comes the "black-outs" I have when I fly stuff (I've crashed A LOT lately) and eg. my TV guided being messed up.

Just a little extra note on this subject: people who are able to turn up effects to medium have a huuuge advantage over people with low settings. they can follow enemy planes A LOT easier (compressed air from the wingtips) and spot where 'noob tubers' are tubing from with the smoke trail of the grenade (which, by the way, dosnt happen IRL!)
Cyberwolf
Banned
+14|6704
The black sky pic is almost undoubtably generated by a .dll injected "hack". I've seen that shit around before.

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