All I Want for Christmas...

2008-12-22 17:05:54

#1

usmarine: Banned; +2,785|7065

is some new underwear.

I have no idea how all 115 people got out of that.

Speaks to the safety and evacuation procedures of airlines I suppose.

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http://www.denverpost.com/newsheadlines/ci_11283508

"Passengers described a bumpy ride that ended when the plane veered off the runway and slid into an approximately 40-foot deep ravine. "The aircraft rested there," Sumwalt said."

2008-12-22 17:11:09

#2

SgtHeihn: Should have ducked; +394|6791|Ham Lake, MN (Fucking Cold)

I want Freezers mum gift-wrapped

2008-12-22 17:12:13

#3

usmarine: Banned; +2,785|7065

SgtHeihn wrote:
I want Freezers mum gift-wrapped

dont need gift wrap. just buy her a six pack.

2008-12-22 17:20:13

#4

CoronadoSEAL: pics or it didn't happen; +207|6822|USA

were you flying that one?

2008-12-22 17:22:09

#5

usmarine: Banned; +2,785|7065

CoronadoSEAL wrote:
were you flying that one?

nope. I know how to fly.

2008-12-22 17:25:33

#6

SgtHeihn: Should have ducked; +394|6791|Ham Lake, MN (Fucking Cold)

usmarine wrote:
SgtHeihn wrote:
I want Freezers mum gift-wrapped
dont need gift wrap. just buy her a six pack.

She told me to give her ten inches and make it hurt. I stuck it in twice and punched her in the head.

2008-12-22 17:26:56

#7

Poseidon: Fudgepack DeQueef; +3,253|6841|Long Island, New York

Reminds me of (I think) that Air France flight that skidded off the runway and everyone got out safe somehow, even though the entire plane ended up gutted.

Was on Air Emergency on NatGeo once, but they probably over-dramatized it..

2008-12-23 04:22:33

#8

Dilbert_X: The X stands for; +1,817|6410|eXtreme to the maX

Thats quite a skidmark

Fuck Israel

2008-12-23 04:35:21

#9

Little BaBy JESUS: m8; +394|6453|'straya

Dilbert_X wrote:
Thats quite a skidmark Fail

Fixd

2008-12-23 07:09:07

#10

M.O.A.B: 'Light 'em up!'; +1,220|6527|Escea

Poseidon wrote:
Reminds me of (I think) that Air France flight that skidded off the runway and everyone got out safe somehow, even though the entire plane ended up gutted.

Was on Air Emergency on NatGeo once, but they probably over-dramatized it..

The Toronto one?

2008-12-23 09:01:02

#11

ATG: Banned; +5,233|6833|Global Command

I like flying but I hate taking off and landing.

2008-12-23 09:10:50

#12

Agent_Dung_Bomb: Member; +302|7040|Salt Lake City

ATG wrote:
I like flying but I hate taking off and landing.

I don't mind the takeoff, and I've only had one landing that was a bit shaky. I was flying to O'Hare and we had a nasty crosswind. I swore the pilot was going to drag the wing on the ground while he fought to keep the plane level.

2008-12-23 09:30:22

#13

CoronadoSEAL: pics or it didn't happen; +207|6822|USA

Agent_Dung_Bomb wrote:
ATG wrote:
I like flying but I hate taking off and landing.
I don't mind the takeoff, and I've only had one landing that was a bit shaky. I was flying to O'Hare and we had a nasty crosswind. I swore the pilot was going to drag the wing on the ground while he fought to keep the plane level.

you don't have to worry about landing if you jump out beforehand...

2008-12-23 11:33:53

#14

Turquoise: O Canada; +1,596|6709|North Carolina

CoronadoSEAL wrote:
Agent_Dung_Bomb wrote:
ATG wrote:
I like flying but I hate taking off and landing.
I don't mind the takeoff, and I've only had one landing that was a bit shaky. I was flying to O'Hare and we had a nasty crosswind. I swore the pilot was going to drag the wing on the ground while he fought to keep the plane level.
you don't have to worry about landing if you jump out beforehand...

...or if you're a terrorist.... (sorry)

2008-12-23 15:21:58

#15

usmarine: Banned; +2,785|7065

ATG wrote:
I like flying but I hate taking off and landing.

but thats the fun part.

2008-12-23 16:56:49

#16

OxenBreeder: Member; +46|6070|KTRI

All I want ........ my two front teeth, it had to be said.

2008-12-23 18:33:00

#17

rdx-fx: ...; +955|6895

The only landings I don't much care for are those ..ahem.. overly rough landings that immediately use up all remaining airframe flight hours.

2008-12-23 22:01:44

#18

ATG: Banned; +5,233|6833|Global Command

I'd like a diner bell triangle to go with my set of dutch ovens. Most of my fish died when my pipes burst and I had to move my tank, so I wouldn't mind a gift certificate to petsmart. I'd also like a bj or perhaps a hanny as we've been at the in-laws for three weeks now. That's a seriously loaded gun friends. I'm gonna blow her head off when she gets around to it.

Last edited by ATG (2008-12-23 22:02:23)

2008-12-24 03:53:59

#19

fadedsteve: GOP Sympathizer; +266|6794|Menlo Park, CA

All i want for christmas is a Republican congress led by NEW Republicans. . . . . . not the old guard that keeps losing elections!!

as well as Arnold goin back to Austria!!!

2008-12-25 07:57:34

#20

Stingray24: Proud member of the vast right-wing conspiracy; +1,060|6749|The Land of Scott Walker

Agent_Dung_Bomb wrote:
ATG wrote:
I like flying but I hate taking off and landing.
I don't mind the takeoff, and I've only had one landing that was a bit shaky. I was flying to O'Hare and we had a nasty crosswind. I swore the pilot was going to drag the wing on the ground while he fought to keep the plane level.

Had a similar experience coming into Cincinnati during a thunderstorm. I was on the left side watching the pilot kick the plane back and forth trying to stay lined up with the runway. Perhaps it's because I'm not a pilot, but I was thoroughly impressed.

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