Chuck Norris Random Fact Generator

2006-01-26 08:05:01

#1

Kung Jew: That one mod; +331|7002|Houston, TX

My local radio station has linked me to a random fact generator for Chuck Norris. Being a fan of Mr. Kickass himself, I thought I'd post the link here for other devoted followers of the real WMD.

http://www.4q.cc/chuck/

They also have genereators for Mr. T and Vin Deisel

KJ

2006-01-26 12:30:48

#2

Bert10099: []D [] []\/[] []D; +177|6998|United States

Does Chuck Norris worship God? Trick question. Chuck Norris is God.

2006-01-26 16:49:19

#3

0ktane: Negative Ping; +55|7024|Arizona

Nice post bro...nice.

2006-01-26 16:53:18

#4

GuliblGuy: Zulu son, what!?!; +79|7042|Anaheim, CA

Here's a random fact, he's my fav victim, check the stats!

2006-02-02 23:53:51

#5

supa_fly52: Save a Mouse, Eat a Pussy; +8|7012|Gold Coast, Australia

huh, what are the odds of that...

2006-02-03 00:23:55

#6

Kung Jew: That one mod; +331|7002|Houston, TX

A recent poll discovered 93% of women think about Chuck Norris during sex. A similar poll discovered Chuck Norris thinks about Chuck Norris 100% of the time during sex.

Achilles was supposedly the greatest warrior of all time, but he died because of his weak spot, the Achilles tendon. There is no Chuck Norris tendon.

Chuck Norris doesn't have to stop bullets becuase they know better.

2006-02-03 10:46:36

#7

Bubba_Bubberson: I crap bigger than you; +0|6970|America!! Fuck Yeah!!!

Chuck Norris punches kittens for sheer enjoyment.

2006-02-04 03:48:16

#8

hatoonamathatha: Member; +0|6915

hey its nice and good find!!!!!!!

2006-02-05 07:08:52

#9

I2elik: Member; +12|7009|Perth, Western Australia

Chuck Norris' idea of birth control is a round-house kick to the womb.

2006-02-05 07:14:52

#10

pokerplaya: want to go heads up?; +11|6991|cairns australia

Chuck Norris let the dogs out. Then he hunted down and brutally murdered each one of them using dead babies he had tied together as nun-chucks.lol goodstuff vin diesel too

2006-04-11 19:44:47

#11

GunSlinger OIF II: Banned.; +1,860|6901

whats with the the assinign infactuation with chuck norris?

2006-04-11 20:08:39

#12

Xaritix: Banned; +1|6882|Somewhere near Beverly Hills

Who the HELL is chuck noriss? and why is everybody obsessed with him?

2006-04-11 20:24:49

#13

Beorn_23_7: Heathenish Foray; +22|6895|Upstate NY

The bible refers to the Holy Trinity. Christianity wants you to believe it is the Father, Son and Holy Spirit. However the true Holy trinity is Chuck Norris' beard, his left leg, and his right leg.

2006-04-11 20:29:28

#14

GunSlinger OIF II: Banned.; +1,860|6901

Beorn_23_7 wrote:
The bible refers to the Holy Trinity. Christianity wants you to believe it is the Father, Son and Holy Spirit. However the true Holy trinity is Chuck Norris' beard, his left leg, and his right leg.

still dont answer the question. WTF is everyone obsessed with a has been action movie star from the 80's. And why Chuck norris and not Michael Dudakoff or Steven Segal

2006-04-11 23:14:20

#15

Ty: Mass Media Casualty; +2,398|7032|Noizyland

Chuck Norris Jokes Arn't Funny!!! Chuk Norris Is Just An Actor!!!

Last edited by Tyferra (2006-04-11 23:27:08)

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2006-04-11 23:22:37

#16

Varegg: Support fanatic :-); +2,206|7067|Nårvei

Chuck Norris sucks ass, McGyver kicks ass.

McGyver can fold a paperplane that takes 98 passangers and he can make a small nuclear device from just paperclips and bubblegum !

Wait behind the line ..............................................................

2006-04-12 00:11:18

#17

Coolbeano: Level 13.5 BF2S Ninja Penguin Sensei; +378|7020

Wow, i thought the chuck norris craze was over.. lol, guess not

2006-04-12 00:38:35

#18

millhous: Member; +39|6894|OREEGONE, USA

I think Chuck Norris, Steven Seagal, and Jean Claude Van Damme should get together and make a movie.

Heres the best i've seen of Chuck Norris.
http://www.dumpalink.com/media/1142501489/Super_Chuck

Last edited by millhous (2006-04-12 00:44:30)

2006-04-12 00:42:31

#19

Coolbeano: Level 13.5 BF2S Ninja Penguin Sensei; +378|7020

I hate Jean Claude Van Damme because of Street Fighter.

2006-04-12 00:45:30

#20

millhous: Member; +39|6894|OREEGONE, USA

Don't you ever make fun of that fine piece of film history ever again.

2006-04-12 02:01:46

#21

l::.:LIAM:.::l: Member; +139|6930|Blue Mountains, NSW, Australia

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

2006-04-12 06:31:16

#22

Kung Jew: That one mod; +331|7002|Houston, TX

"Chuck Norris, Vin Diesel and Arnold Schwarzenegger have all died and are in Heaven. Each of them hope to occupy the seat next to G-d. G-d asks Vin Diesel why he thinks he should have the seat and Vin replies, "I believe... I should have the seat because of the virtuosity in my toughness and pride." Arnie says, "I believe... that I should be the one sitting next to you because of all my achievements." G-d then turns to Chuck Norris, who replies with, "I believe... you are sitting in my seat."

Last edited by Kung Jew (2006-04-12 06:31:38)

2006-04-12 06:37:08

#23

Poncho: and I'm not a raincoat...; +91|6965|NL

Now dont get angry on me, i just figured out with the help of google images who the hell Chuck Norris is.

2006-04-12 06:38:39

#24

THA: im a fucking .....well not now; +609|7028|AUS, Canberra

chuck norris sucks, talk about a painfull guy to watch.

2006-04-12 06:39:20

#25

Kung Jew: That one mod; +331|7002|Houston, TX

Poncho wrote:
Now dont get angry on me, i just figured out with the help of google images who the hell Chuck Norris is.

Poncho - Chuck Norris always knew who you are and what you look like.

KJ

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Beorn_23_7 wrote:

Poncho wrote:

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