How much money would it cost to bribe a DMV agent?

2008-12-02 19:01:26

#1

Hurricane2k9: Pendulous Sweaty Balls; +1,538|5693|College Park, MD

I need a car desperately.

I can drive better than half of DC.

But I still have to wait two months to take my license test (I only have a learner's permit right now).

How much money would it take to bribe one of these people into letting me take the test a bit early? I can't imagine they make much money... and if I do it now, it'd be a sort of Christmas bonus.

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2008-12-02 19:03:45

#2

heggs: Spamalamadingdong; +581|6379|New York

Also offer a blowjorb, wraparound, or Dutch Rudder.

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2008-12-02 19:04:58

#3

blademaster: I'm moving to Brazil; +2,075|6636

haha bribing people is awsm yeah get some hot hooker or a pornstar, find his weakness!

2008-12-02 19:04:58

#4

Roc18: `; +655|5782|PROLLLY PROLLLY PROLLLY

Wait 2 months

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2008-12-02 19:04:59

#5

Hurricane2k9: Pendulous Sweaty Balls; +1,538|5693|College Park, MD

heggs wrote:
Also offer a blowjorb, wraparound, or Dutch Rudder.

I don't want to contract a disease doing this.

2008-12-02 19:11:04

#6

Brasso: member; +1,549|6621

i could take my test today...but i won't. haven't gotten the driving school papers back yet, and i want that insurance discount.

"people in ny have a general idea of how to drive. one of the pedals goes forward the other one prevents you from dying"

2008-12-02 19:15:16

#7

Stimey: +786|6111|Ontario | Canada

Be patient.

2008-12-02 19:24:39

#8

Hurricane2k9: Pendulous Sweaty Balls; +1,538|5693|College Park, MD

Roc18 wrote:
Wait 2 months

No

2008-12-02 19:28:22

#9

Stimey: +786|6111|Ontario | Canada

In all honesty I think it would be around $200 Upwards.

2008-12-02 19:34:28

#10

firebolt5: Member; +114|6146

How much money would it cost to bribe a DMV agent?

Enough money to put you in jail

2008-12-02 19:36:45

#11

Mutantbear: Semi Constructive Criticism; +1,431|5956|London, England

firebolt5 wrote:
How much money would it cost to bribe a DMV agent?
Enough money to put you in jail

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2008-12-02 19:38:08

#12

Roc18: `; +655|5782|PROLLLY PROLLLY PROLLLY

Hurricane2k9 wrote:
Roc18 wrote:
Wait 2 months
No

Ok

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2008-12-02 19:40:09

#13

S.Lythberg: Mastermind; +429|6438|Chicago, IL

government employees are paid waaaaaaaay more than they're worth

2008-12-02 20:15:21

#14

argo4: Stand and Deliver; +86|5924|United States

unless you are willing to eat out a fat 50ish african american woman, i wouldn't go there lol

2008-12-02 20:24:40

#15

=NHB=Shadow: hi; +322|6357|California

just wait you nub

2008-12-02 22:58:19

#16

Nappy: Apprentice; +151|6220|NSW, Australia

im nto sure about where you are, but in aus its a huge fine and depending on what you do jailtime. + you cant go for your test for another 6 months or a year or something

and they arent stupid youll never get away with it (at least over here)

2008-12-02 23:03:26

#17

Scorpion0x17: can detect anyone's visible post count...; +691|6757|Cambridge (UK)

Nappy wrote:
im nto sure about where you are, but in aus its a huge fine and depending on what you do jailtime. + you cant go for your test for another 6 months or a year or something

and they arent stupid youll never get away with it (at least over here)

Bribing government officials is probably illegal in most developed countries.

2008-12-02 23:12:08

#18

Ultrafunkula: Hector: Ding, ding, ding, ding...; +1,975|6465|6 6 4 oh, I forget

Just sharing a cockmeatsandwich with him. Do it.

2008-12-02 23:45:07

#19

Defiance: Member; +438|6662

Chances are you hit a reasonable person and they:
1) Do not accept.
2) Tell you to fuck off and/or call the police.

Use the bus, for 2 months. If you seriously think you can bribe someone and you seriously believe your own bullshit (Christmas bonus? That's the most obvious excuse you possible could have come up with.) then there's no way you ought to be driving anyhow.

2008-12-02 23:50:42

#20

Roger Lesboules: Ah ben tabarnak!; +316|6568|Abitibi-Temiscamingue. Québec!

They cant really do anything for you anyway, you could bride for the test, not to remove time, your liscence is in the whole system, they prolly just cant remove time from the total so easily. Unless you have a friend working there, wait 2 months.

2008-12-02 23:53:24

#21

TimmmmaaaaH: Damn, I... had something for this; +725|6431|Brisbane, Australia

About |_______| that much.

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2008-12-03 00:12:33

#22

Ender2309: has joined the GOP; +470|6562|USA

you only have a learner's permit for a reason.

2008-12-03 00:53:32

#23

konfusion: mostly afk; +480|6541|CH/BR - in UK

You're how old?

-kon

2008-12-03 01:18:27

#24

.Sup: be nice; +2,646|6444|The Twilight Zone

lol how hard is it to wait 2 months. You rather wait for your license in jail?

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2008-12-03 01:27:07

#25

Flecco: iPod is broken.; +1,048|6656|NT, like Mick Dundee

Hurricane2k9 wrote:
I need a car desperately.

I can drive better than half of DC.

But I still have to wait two months to take my license test (I only have a learner's permit right now).

How much money would it take to bribe one of these people into letting me take the test a bit early? I can't imagine they make much money... and if I do it now, it'd be a sort of Christmas bonus.

Yer.....

If your that desperate you'll use taxis. Cheaper tbh.

Whoa... Can't believe these forums are still kicking.

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