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Jay
Bork! Bork! Bork!
+1,970|3869|London, England
I love my Samsung watch
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
KEN-JENNINGS
I am all that is MOD!
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SuperJail Warden wrote:

I use this watch.
TODO: FIX GAL IMAGES
Also known as the gym teacher watch.

I love it. It is small, inconspicuous, and cheap. I can leave one on my desk at work or someplace else without anyone bothering to steal it.
definitely never wearing that watch with a suit.

@jay: I'll probably never own a smart watch. I'm not a real big watch fan, I just want something nice i can accessorize for formal occasions, and it's a good excuse to buy myself something to show off.
Jay
Bork! Bork! Bork!
+1,970|3869|London, England
I couldn't be bothered to wear a normal watch anymore. If I need the time I just check my phone.
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
uziq
Member
+199|1963
i just bought the cheap timepiece to accessorise when i wear a suit, similar to KJ said, like at weddings. it's simple and unfussy. it's definitely not something i'd spend huge amounts of money on. but to each their own. expensive sunglasses aren't exactly an essential purchase, either.

i got this for about $100 i guess?
https://www.highsnobiety.com/p/sophnet- … h/#slide-2

conversely i never see the point in smart watches/fitness bands. i just carry a phone in my pocket or at my desk. wearable tech is just meh. doesn't help that it's fucking ugly.

Last edited by uziq (2020-03-03 15:56:01)

Jay
Bork! Bork! Bork!
+1,970|3869|London, England
I do have a Skagen watch that I wear with a suit sometimes. Simple and functional
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
Dilbert_X
The X stands for
+1,646|4617|eXtreme to the maX

KEN-JENNINGS wrote:

and it's a good excuse to buy myself something to show off.
Can't you find a Ukrainian stripper bride to complement your suit?
Epstein didn't kill himself
Dilbert_X
The X stands for
+1,646|4617|eXtreme to the maX

uziq wrote:

annual bonus delayed for a month due to bureaucratic bullshit (an ongoing company-wide pay review that will probably end up as a payrise, oop). no bike for me until april/may, anyway.

is it too early to think about sunglasses?

TODO: FIX GAL IMAGES

do want
This is what you need if you want to get through Covid 19

https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1210/0178/products/my-minion-costume-glasses-fun-party-props-3d-round-glass-birthday-party-supplies-decoration-to141_2048x.jpg?v=1515637782
Epstein didn't kill himself
uziq
Member
+199|1963
think i’ve seen a few pairs of those worn by gay men in techno clubs in berlin.

how are you so familiar with their fetish wear, dilbert? are you a green velvet fan?
Dilbert_X
The X stands for
+1,646|4617|eXtreme to the maX
https://media0.giphy.com/media/YAmTzZOCJnkXe/giphy.gif

Seems you go to a lot more gay german techno clubs than I do.
Epstein didn't kill himself
uziq
Member
+199|1963
not gay clubs, just techno clubs. the history of club scenes is pretty tightly interwoven with black, latin, gay/queer, etc. communities.

what the youth nowadays would call 'safe spaces', papa dilbert. or at least private places where people can pursue their deviling pleasures.

https://joybeat.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/greenvelvet5.jpg

is it you? also, why the hell are you so familiar with minions, when even i'm too old for that shit? isn't it about time you put down the childrens' toys and teenagers' pop music?

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KEN-JENNINGS
I am all that is MOD!
+2,808|5143|949

Dilbert_X wrote:

KEN-JENNINGS wrote:

and it's a good excuse to buy myself something to show off.
Can't you find a Ukrainian stripper bride to complement your suit?
eww
uziq
Member
+199|1963
dilbert doesn't understand that regular men don't get prostitutes. it's probably one of my biggest taboos. i wouldn't even go to a strip club. it's so gross.
RTHKI
mmmf mmmf mmmf
+1,630|5248|Oxferd
Maybe for white collar people. I started a job in manufacturing and there are plenty of stories from people about getting happy endings, going to Canada for hookers, going to strip clubs, paying co-workers for sex, and getting arrested for soliciting a hermaphrodite.

But it's the center of the opioid crisis so I'm not too surprised.
https://i.imgur.com/tMvdWFG.png
uziq
Member
+199|1963
precisely, regular men, not white trash.
SuperJail Warden
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I am too afraid of diseases to ever use a sex worker. America is like a third world country at times so I assume that the sex trade elsewhere is safer.

One of my friends (the one from the Prostitute story of '10), really liked hookers for awhile. I don't eat or drink after him anymore though I did hook up with his ex from after his hooker binge (the girl from the bread mask story) so I guess that didn't help. This is a good  example of why you should always wear protection because you really know what people have been up to.

I went in for my yearly blood work and am all clean though. Thank Christ.
SuperJail Warden
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RTHKI wrote:

Maybe for white collar people. I started a job in manufacturing and there are plenty of stories from people about getting happy endings, going to Canada for hookers, going to strip clubs, paying co-workers for sex, and getting arrested for soliciting a hermaphrodite.

But it's the center of the opioid crisis so I'm not too surprised.
https://wompampsupport.azureedge.net/fetchimage?siteId=7575&v=2&jpgQuality=100&width=700&url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.kym-cdn.com%2Fentries%2Ficons%2Ffacebook%2F000%2F000%2F021%2Frelevant-to-my-interests.jpg
Please post your most scandalous stories to the dying white people thread.
RTHKI
mmmf mmmf mmmf
+1,630|5248|Oxferd
I guess, it includes plant management which is mostly ex military who worked their way up.

Not too many scandalous stories besides most people on the floor are, or were a lot got fired, on opioids/meth/cocaine, smoke a lot of weed, or are alcoholic. Lots of felons.
https://i.imgur.com/tMvdWFG.png
SuperJail Warden
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https://i.imgur.com/EhLFTyP.jpg
https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/proxy/jKuTs_KzT6mabQ1gaXPM0KhjmDGxq5pFkrYCnXlm2N9a2GC3QtwuYojodiPwjHtpjpGuwaNqPEKyGivh4QXF93A1SlE7xT3oAGmCaQ
I do in fact plan to get a smaller base.
SuperJail Warden
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It is from a line of special cute tiny Gundams
uziq
Member
+199|1963
this forum has lost its fucking mind. on the one hand we've got a guy talking about hermaphrodite hookers and the next response is a person unmooring himself from the shores of reality and building japanese toys.

Last edited by uziq (2020-03-05 17:25:04)

SuperJail Warden
Member
+226|2231
They are not toys. They are Master grade model kits.
RTHKI
mmmf mmmf mmmf
+1,630|5248|Oxferd
Get a perfect grade
https://i.imgur.com/tMvdWFG.png
Dilbert_X
The X stands for
+1,646|4617|eXtreme to the maX

SuperJail Warden wrote:

They are not toys. They are Master grade model kits.
Exactly, uziq is never going to get it.
Epstein didn't kill himself
SuperJail Warden
Member
+226|2231

RTHKI wrote:

Get a perfect grade
I have no place to put one. Besides all of the perfect grade one are Gundams I don't care about. I only watched Gundam Wing. They make Wing Zero EW kits but I really didn't care for the pilot. He was the third gayest of the 5 pilots.

She was begging for the dick and he just ignored her the whole time even after the war is over.
https://66.media.tumblr.com/52385dafc55d7e625dbe974244b17758/tumblr_p6ug9jSw5A1vbv8g8o1_r1_400.png
uziq
Member
+199|1963
https://imgur.com/a/LPMMdGN

very happy with them.

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