leave jay to his happiness. his son hasn't yet grown old enough to choose a liberal arts subject at college. he's enjoying a golden age.
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A wealthy woman can give him a better college fund than $200 a month.Jay wrote:
Why on earth would I want that?SuperJail Warden wrote:
What if a really wealthy woman offered to marry you and take care of you and your son? You can spend every other weekend and the summer together at the yacht club. A real one.Jay wrote:
Macbeth, there is no piece of strange in the world worth fucking up this little guys life
kenyon college is going to be hella expensive.
Dude, whatever, I make enough that money doesn't impress me anymore. Am I the 1%? No, but my needs are met and I love my family.SuperJail Warden wrote:
A wealthy woman can give him a better college fund than $200 a month.Jay wrote:
Why on earth would I want that?SuperJail Warden wrote:
What if a really wealthy woman offered to marry you and take care of you and your son? You can spend every other weekend and the summer together at the yacht club. A real one.
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
-Frederick Bastiat
And the thought of being a kept man is probably the most distasteful thing I could imagine. I value my independence above all things. Yes, that's ironic coming from a married man, but she gives me my space when I need it and we maintain our own checkbooks and side friendships. I'm not easy to be in a relationship with.
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
-Frederick Bastiat
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You sound like a devoted father and husband.
again, i imagine your mindset being halfway serious halfway trollface as you post this shitSuperJail Warden wrote:
You sound like a devoted father and husband.
I think for mac the line between earnestness and jest is gone. He's so deep into the troll-life that it's water.
yeh the proper diagnostic kits are ridic expensive, but if you've got half a clue you can just plug your laptop into most cars and use pirated software that the garages use anyway. Used to do that when I had a BMWSuperJail Warden wrote:
Next time you complain about how much it cost to get your check engine light cleared or your spark plugs replaced consider how much all of the stuff we use is.
I definitely want the $400 cordless ratchet not pictured. You get a free carry bag
Not so easy with my current car for any in depth diagnosis but I have a £10 OBD2 WiFi reader and can read and clear codes with an app on my phone
I think he just can't accept that sincerity is a real thing.KEN-JENNINGS wrote:
again, i imagine your mindset being halfway serious halfway trollface as you post this shitSuperJail Warden wrote:
You sound like a devoted father and husband.
And he accuses me of cynicism
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
-Frederick Bastiat
Well... I do. This was the last service on my car:Pocshy2.0 wrote:
Who complains about car maintenance costs? I think more people complain about the mechanics upselling old ladies.
Fuck. me. sideways.
Bear in mind that was a service/maintenance, the car drove in. It wasn't like it had been wrapped around a tree and they were rebuilding the fucking thing.
That was a right kick in the shorts, I feel sick just thinking about it
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Yikes that VAT. You drive a sports car though, right? Small cost to be a boss.
what car do you drive again hot damn 11k aud servicing bill.Dauntless wrote:
Well... I do. This was the last service on my car:Pocshy2.0 wrote:
Who complains about car maintenance costs? I think more people complain about the mechanics upselling old ladies.
Fuck. me. sideways.
Bear in mind that was a service/maintenance, the car drove in. It wasn't like it had been wrapped around a tree and they were rebuilding the fucking thing.
That was a right kick in the shorts, I feel sick just thinking about it
Nick you drive a Maserati. You can't complain. Next you're going to be complaining about buying your mistress bolt on tits, the price of replacing the chandelier in you palatial estate in Kensington and the upkeep on your hair plugs.
holy shiiiiiiiiiiit right on the mark.uziq wrote:
yeah asian girls with big boobs always have that bad-skin fat thing going on. pitted or sheeny. asians should be small and rarely seen and never heard.Jay wrote:
Oily?uziq wrote:
asian chicks with big tits are always oleaginous.
i guess its coz they know they got big titties they don't have to take care of other parts of their body. i noticed a lot of big titted asian chicks are ugly as fuck as well.
That happened to me, I said no.SuperJail Warden wrote:
What if a really wealthy woman offered to marry you and take care of youJay wrote:
Macbeth, there is no piece of strange in the world worth fucking up this little guys life
Русский военный корабль, иди на хуй!
Wait wait wait, the VAT on a single service cost more than 10 years maintenance on my last two cars, and was almost equal to the purchase price of each of them?Dauntless wrote:
Well... I do. This was the last service on my car:Pocshy2.0 wrote:
Who complains about car maintenance costs? I think more people complain about the mechanics upselling old ladies.
Fuck. me. sideways.
Bear in mind that was a service/maintenance, the car drove in. It wasn't like it had been wrapped around a tree and they were rebuilding the fucking thing.
That was a right kick in the shorts, I feel sick just thinking about it
You are going to have to teach me how you're bending over - I'm clearly doing it very wrong.
Русский военный корабль, иди на хуй!
Funny, I never noticed.Cybargs wrote:
i noticed a lot of big titted asian chicks are ugly as fuck as well.
Русский военный корабль, иди на хуй!
dauntless drives a Maserati. that sort of service fee is a stupidity tax so he can coast around Sloane Square in 2nd gear and pick up the ladies.Dilbert_X wrote:
Wait wait wait, the VAT on a single service cost more than 10 years maintenance on my last two cars, and was almost equal to the purchase price of each of them?Dauntless wrote:
Well... I do. This was the last service on my car:Pocshy2.0 wrote:
Who complains about car maintenance costs? I think more people complain about the mechanics upselling old ladies.
Fuck. me. sideways.
Bear in mind that was a service/maintenance, the car drove in. It wasn't like it had been wrapped around a tree and they were rebuilding the fucking thing.
That was a right kick in the shorts, I feel sick just thinking about it
You are going to have to teach me how you're bending over - I'm clearly doing it very wrong.
Fixeduziq wrote:
dauntless drives a Maserati. that sort of service fee is a stupidity tax so he can coast around Sloane Square in 2nd gear and pick up the ladies twinks.Dilbert_X wrote:
Wait wait wait, the VAT on a single service cost more than 10 years maintenance on my last two cars, and was almost equal to the purchase price of each of them?Dauntless wrote:
Well... I do. This was the last service on my car:
Fuck. me. sideways.
Bear in mind that was a service/maintenance, the car drove in. It wasn't like it had been wrapped around a tree and they were rebuilding the fucking thing.
That was a right kick in the shorts, I feel sick just thinking about it
You are going to have to teach me how you're bending over - I'm clearly doing it very wrong.
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
-Frederick Bastiat
Yeh whatevs. On ur bike ya wankerrrz!
@Ken I wish I had a palatial estate in Kensington
@dilbs one of the services on my last car (another Maserati) came to £12,000 Thankfully I didn't foot the bill for that.
....I later wrote that car off in what the policewoman called a 'spectacular crash'.
The servicing is usually like 2-3k a year but it can go out of control sometimes. Think I might sell it in a few months and get an M3 or M4
@dilbs one of the services on my last car (another Maserati) came to £12,000 Thankfully I didn't foot the bill for that.
....I later wrote that car off in what the policewoman called a 'spectacular crash'.
The servicing is usually like 2-3k a year but it can go out of control sometimes. Think I might sell it in a few months and get an M3 or M4
About 90% complete now. Turned out pretty well!
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
-Frederick Bastiat
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Provide us with a final update when you are done.