Thief gets shafted

2008-11-19 22:14:01

#1

cowami: OY, BITCHTITS!; +1,106|6298|Noo Yawk, Noo Yawk

The backstory here is that a thief tried to break into the East London Museum. As he moved about trees and attempted to burgle the museum, the hapless thief set off the museum’s alarm system. Spooked, the robber tried to make his get-away by shimmying down the tree. As fate would have it, he lost his footing in his panic and fell, rectum first, into a waiting spike.

i shan't post the pictures lest i violate forum rules

FOR GREAT JUSTICE! (fo rillz)

2008-11-19 22:18:49

#2

Roc18: `; +655|5799|PROLLLY PROLLLY PROLLLY

Ahahahaha

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2008-11-19 22:21:31

#3

DefCon-17: Maple Syrup Faggot; +362|6164|Vancouver | Canada

Fucking ouch. D:

2008-11-19 22:25:17

#4

Parker: isteal; +1,452|6402|The Gem Saloon

lol

is that an IV bag hanging from the fence a few posts down in the last picture?

2008-11-19 22:28:48

#5

acEofspadEs6313: Shiny! Let's be bad guys.; +102|6701|NAS Jacksonville, Florida

Parker wrote:
lol

is that an IV bag hanging from the fence a few posts down in the last picture?

That it is.

2008-11-19 22:41:14

#6

Ultrafunkula: Hector: Ding, ding, ding, ding...; +1,975|6482|6 6 4 oh, I forget

Roc18 wrote:
Ahahahaha

2008-11-19 23:04:56

#7

Chou: Member; +737|6799

Grown ass man trying to steal stuff from a museum, what was he thinking?

2008-11-19 23:09:48

#8

CTD-CaptainBuck: BLEEDING BLUE; +71|6776|Tenn

wow. what luck. any real criminal would have been carrying a weapon and then promptly shot themselves after a 2 foot spike violated them

2008-11-19 23:11:00

#9

Roger Lesboules: Ah ben tabarnak!; +316|6586|Abitibi-Temiscamingue. Québec!

Haha, poor dude if this is actually true...i would prolly cut his sentence by half just for the lulz of the situation.

2008-11-19 23:25:35

#10

Benzin: Member; +576|6007

That is epic. I don't like seeing other people suffer, but thieves are a special exception.

2008-11-19 23:29:33

#11

Superior Mind: (not macbeth); +1,755|6701

At least it wasn't the other side...

x

2008-11-19 23:38:01

#12

Home: Section.80; +447|6856|Seattle, Washington, USA

Holy shit, OUCH.

2008-11-19 23:39:21

#13

SgtHeihn: Should have ducked; +394|6495|Ham Lake, MN (Fucking Cold)

Wow, long arm(spike) of the law.

2008-11-20 01:05:18

#14

1927: The oldest chav in the world; +2,423|6682|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

That is class, look at the way the spike is/has been bent

2008-11-20 01:09:26

#15

liquidat0r: wtf.; +2,223|6636|UK

Home wrote:
Holy shit, OUCH.

2008-11-20 03:45:42

#16

Tetrino: International OMGWTFBBQ; +200|6739|Uhh... erm...

liquidat0r wrote:
Home wrote:
Holy shit, OUCH.

2008-11-20 05:32:44

#17

blah: macaroni with cheeseeee; +111|5756|Croatia

I was instantly reminded of a way people were killed in dark ages,but can't find the picture.

2008-11-20 05:41:01

#18

DonFck: Hibernator; +3,227|6640|Finland

blah wrote:
I was instantly reminded of a way people were killed in dark ages,but can't find the picture.

Impalement?

I need around tree fiddy.

2008-11-20 05:45:22

#19

Fenris_GreyClaw: Real Хорошо; +826|6528|Adelaide, South Australia

DonFck wrote:
blah wrote:
I was instantly reminded of a way people were killed in dark ages,but can't find the picture.
Impalement?

Vlad made the thief slip.

2008-11-20 05:49:31

#20

blah: macaroni with cheeseeee; +111|5756|Croatia

DonFck wrote:
blah wrote:
I was instantly reminded of a way people were killed in dark ages,but can't find the picture.
Impalement?

that

2008-11-20 05:55:06

#21

heggs: Spamalamadingdong; +581|6397|New York

I cannot even begin to imagine how much damage that must have done internally.

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2008-11-20 06:05:03

#22

ghettoperson: Member; +1,943|6658

Fuck me.

2008-11-20 06:31:55

#23

kylef: Gone; +1,352|6502|N. Ireland

Justice works in mysterious ways, ouch

2008-11-20 06:33:18

#24

ghettoperson: Member; +1,943|6658

Actually, that's gotta be fake. There would be so much more blood wouldn't there?

2008-11-20 06:37:14

#25

Noobeater: Northern numpty; +194|6455|Boulder, CO

Well to be fair it doesn't look like east london, also the spikes are wrong. Normally we use the three prong spikes, not those pansy assed single spikes.

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