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Jebus wrote:

She told me what her father told her about boys and stuff, that they're only interested for one thing, etc..

Hurray for overprotective dads!

When their insecure daughters have reached the age where they can no longer maintain their innocence, they'll just search for a new "protective father figure", which usually means some guy twice their age, who bangs and abandons them. Of course they're too afraid to tell their real daddy so they'll just go to the next douchebag. Broken family relations, unhappy girl, guys that actually care left at the sidelines facepalming.

Winston_Churchill wrote:

GravyDan wrote:

So, while I was in Daneland I banged this Danish broad after I got her sloppy drunk.  Now she put out this video on utube of her and GravyJr., and it's making the rounds pretty heavy.  I fear I will be easily identified as the father by the childs enormous genitalia.   What do I do?

Cut yours off

No need:

Go to Siberia in winter, drink many vodka and have comrade play balalaika. You dance in snow naked, cockov will shrink.

Last edited by Lai (2009-09-11 11:41:16)

is she wanting to become a sniper ? bc if she does, their might be a slight problem


8541 - scout/sniper is an infantry based prgram ie : you have to go into infantry before entering the sniper program, women are not allowed in the infantry .... her chances of getting in are ... zero





and yes, take any available time to at least say Hello and some quick chat ..... and leave her either smiling or laughing ...... everytime

_j5689_ wrote:

SEREMAKER wrote:

is she wanting to become a sniper ? bc if she does, their might be a slight problem


8541 - scout/sniper is an infantry based prgram ie : you have to go into infantry before entering the sniper program, women are not allowed in the infantry .... her chances of getting in are ... zero





and yes, take any available time to at least say Hello and some quick chat ..... and leave her either smiling or laughing ...... everytime

There isn't any other way?

And if she ran this by the Marine Corps recruiter, that's just further proof that he doesn't give a shit.  Or he just doesn't know what he's talking about, but you would think for something as common as wanting to be a sniper that he would know.

Maybe she has some other motive that she didn't share with me or something.  But if she's not allowed to be infantry, she won't be doing a whole lot of shooting other than in training, lol

Leaving her smiling or laughing when I leave is a tall order.  I can't remember if I've ever done that with her or anyone else.

I ain't going to lie about the recruiters ..... they are either going to bend the truth or ignore the question or just re-word the answer

she could go MP that will get her some extra time with pistol and rifle

in the Marines we have to re-qualify at least twice a year ... so she will get time behind behind the rifle




compliments are easy to do and that will leave her smiling

sounds like she needs to either do some heavy research or at least come on here or invite her over to your place (excellent alone time ) and jump on here and I can talk to her about the corps



toss her a few compliments and watch her body movements ..... she'll let you know if she likes them or not ( even if she says she likes them )

I'm chatting to her now, and it's conversations like these that make me wonder.. I know I'm doubting this too much, but still

She was telling me about a conversation she had with her mom, who doesn't really want her daughter to meet any boys
this is roughly how it went..
'*, when are you finally gonna admit that *(me) is your boyfriend?'
she: 'never, ofcourse'


It's things like me that make me wonder if she's only wanting to be best friends and whatnot lol

Yo boys, just got back.

Man, I'm really really starting to like this girl! We have the EXACT same sense of humour, we get along so well! I'm going to a local park on Sunday with her, I know the park very well and it's almost 90% empty. The weather will be good too

Couldn't of gone better We went to see 'Inglorious Basterds' and she loved it

Thanks to all that helped

E: She's also going to see my Hurling match Sunday evening

Last edited by Oisín<3 (2009-09-11 16:32:53)

Sour bastard haha

a few chicks have watched me hurl in my time as well but none of them ever called back

Lai wrote:

Oisín<3 wrote:

The weather will be good too

Seriously,.. in Ireland?

Last 3 days it's been 18-24 degree Celsius around here.

Pissing rain all day here.

Oisín<3 wrote:

Metal-Eater-GR wrote:

Pissing rain all day here.

Yeah, it rained in Ireland all through July/August, we deserve some sun you greedy Greek douche.

<3

No problem, have some. for a day or two

Hurling 4 Newfags;



E: The passion and dedication that is seen in native Irish sports is almost romantic at times. These men, who play for their county and put in hours of practice daily are not paid a single penny. They are the teachers, the builders, the accountants, & the local postmen.





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Last edited by Oisín<3 (2009-09-12 10:33:41)

Post edited.

United we stand.

Last edited by Oisín<3 (2009-09-12 10:35:48)