you mean why do I hold his hand when I suspect he's lying to me?
because it's a fucking accurate lie detector
because it's a fucking accurate lie detector
Cybargs wrote:
*sigh* you guys got me, this is totally cybargs trolling
and while i'm trolling let me confess a few things to yall
I am secretly a raging homosexual
I'd like to fuck Cougar hard in the ass
I once dated a child molester
And my conversations with my ex gf were limited to 'why you always taking big shit'
omg he's gonna kill me... but this is your punishment tim. you shouldn't have fucked with me. you shouldn't have told the world about S)(()@#(#@( when you promised not to! and you shouldn't lie to me all the fucking time. Because guess what? I'm a woman.
I will always find a way to find out whether you're lying or not.
And just so you know, whenever you lie your face always goes really red. Your hands also start sweating like mad. You think I'm holding your hand out of sympathy, but NOOOO.
and yet you still date himCybargs wrote:
omg he's gonna kill me... but this is your punishment tim. you shouldn't have fucked with me. you shouldn't have told the world about S)(()@#(#@( when you promised not to! and you shouldn't lie to me all the fucking time. Because guess what? I'm a woman.
I will always find a way to find out whether you're lying or not.
ESSSSSTRRROOOOGENNN.Cybargs wrote:
*sigh* you guys got me, this is totally cybargs trolling
and while i'm trolling let me confess a few things to yall
I am secretly a raging homosexual
I'd like to fuck Cougar hard in the ass
I once dated a child molester
And my conversations with my ex gf were limited to 'why you always taking big shit'
omg he's gonna kill me... but this is your punishment tim. you shouldn't have fucked with me. you shouldn't have told the world about S)(()@#(#@( when you promised not to! and you shouldn't lie to me all the fucking time. Because guess what? I'm a woman.
I will always find a way to find out whether you're lying or not.
And just so you know, whenever you lie your face always goes really red. Your hands also start sweating like mad. You think I'm holding your hand out of sympathy, but NOOOO.
I know...Hurricane2k9 wrote:
and yet you still date himCybargs wrote:
omg he's gonna kill me... but this is your punishment tim. you shouldn't have fucked with me. you shouldn't have told the world about S)(()@#(#@( when you promised not to! and you shouldn't lie to me all the fucking time. Because guess what? I'm a woman.
I will always find a way to find out whether you're lying or not.
you're like those women who are beaten every day by their husband but still love him for some unknown reason
He's probably never gonna read any of this. I haven't seen any of posts in Everything Else for a while.Cybargs wrote:
ugh now I feel kind of bad for doing this to him... Timmy you know I love you and I only did this because I haven't gotten over what happened the other day. I know I'm very controlling sometimes but I'm trying to change for you k?
Guys forget what I posted before... Remain assholes, and do not change. For the world would be a boring place without all the drama your assholeness stirs up.
I heard sex-changes are cheap these days.Cybargs wrote:
I know...Hurricane2k9 wrote:
and yet you still date himCybargs wrote:
omg he's gonna kill me... but this is your punishment tim. you shouldn't have fucked with me. you shouldn't have told the world about S)(()@#(#@( when you promised not to! and you shouldn't lie to me all the fucking time. Because guess what? I'm a woman.
I will always find a way to find out whether you're lying or not.
you're like those women who are beaten every day by their husband but still love him for some unknown reason
But for every 1 bad thing he does to me, there's always 100 good things. He's right when he says that I always overlook his goodside and pick at his flaws. I can't help it, I'm a woman, but I'm working on it...
You know, I do wanna know what it feels like to get a blowjobJenspm wrote:
I heard sex-changes are cheap these days.Cybargs wrote:
I know...Hurricane2k9 wrote:
and yet you still date him
you're like those women who are beaten every day by their husband but still love him for some unknown reason
But for every 1 bad thing he does to me, there's always 100 good things. He's right when he says that I always overlook his goodside and pick at his flaws. I can't help it, I'm a woman, but I'm working on it...
Why don't you make your own account here too? lolCybargs wrote:
^ but I see him go on it everyday and he always complains about how much he hates this guy on the forum o_O I guess he's more of a lurker
Hey I've had a girlfriend for a year and six months and she loves me.Cybargs wrote:
ugh now I feel kind of bad for doing this to him... Timmy you know I love you and I only did this because I haven't gotten over what happened the other day. I know I'm very controlling sometimes but I'm trying to change for you k?
Guys forget what I posted before... Remain assholes, and do not change. For the world would be a boring place without all the drama your assholeness stirs up.
Good for you, and I wish you all the bestFinray wrote:
Hey I've had a girlfriend for a year and six months and she loves me.Cybargs wrote:
ugh now I feel kind of bad for doing this to him... Timmy you know I love you and I only did this because I haven't gotten over what happened the other day. I know I'm very controlling sometimes but I'm trying to change for you k?
Guys forget what I posted before... Remain assholes, and do not change. For the world would be a boring place without all the drama your assholeness stirs up.
:3Cybargs wrote:
Good for you, and I wish you all the bestFinray wrote:
Hey I've had a girlfriend for a year and six months and she loves me.Cybargs wrote:
ugh now I feel kind of bad for doing this to him... Timmy you know I love you and I only did this because I haven't gotten over what happened the other day. I know I'm very controlling sometimes but I'm trying to change for you k?
Guys forget what I posted before... Remain assholes, and do not change. For the world would be a boring place without all the drama your assholeness stirs up.
not effective in taiwanCybargs wrote:
Oh shut up, the 1st amendment defends my right to be sexist. SUCK ON THATSamBo:D wrote:
you sexist bitch
whatCybargs wrote:
Oh shut up, the 1st amendment defends my right to be sexist. SUCK ON THATSamBo:D wrote:
you sexist bitch
dyn = my clan in CoD4Cybargs wrote:
^ whats dyn and who is denni? bf2ser? o_o