THIS THREAD IS SO BETA IT HURTSKEN-JENNINGS wrote:
Can't suck if you don't try. 90 percent of the girl 'problems' in this thread are because you guys are pussies. "Saw cute girl today. Stared at her from afar but didn't talk to her." "Talked to girl, didn't get her number." None of the advice here will work if you don't put yourself out there. You guys have to stop being such pussies. There's no magic formula or advice that will turn you into a pussy magnet overnight.Hurricane2k9 wrote:
i like it since it reminds me i'm not the only one who sucks at this thing
you're probably a fat nerd wanking over 5 year old posters of britney spears, so you can't exactly call anyone beta
Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
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Always raining and foggy
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dat projectionFatherTed wrote:
you're probably a fat nerd wanking over 5 year old posters of britney spears, so you can't exactly call anyone beta
lol, k
Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
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Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
He's right though.Roc18 wrote:
dat projectionFatherTed wrote:
you're probably a fat nerd wanking over 5 year old posters of britney spears, so you can't exactly call anyone beta
It's just one big thread of reiterated points.RTHKI wrote:
thats been said before too and unkle obv didnt stopMacbeth wrote:
Bitch bitch bitch
Just stop reading the thread if it bothers you so much
If the women don't find ya handsome. They should at least find ya handy.
When a girl tells you about how her boyfriend's not givin her the dick(because she pulled out a condom and he said no), is that pretty much her telling you that she wants it from you or is that just mixed signals? I feel like that's probably sex on a platter but sexual invitation reading comprehension is one of my social weaknesses obviously
No, that is not an invitation. That is her bitching.
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
-Frederick Bastiat
Stop trying to read a hidden motive behind what everyone says._j5689_ wrote:
When a girl tells you about how her boyfriend's not givin her the dick(because she pulled out a condom and he said no), is that pretty much her telling you that she wants it from you or is that just mixed signals? I feel like that's probably sex on a platter but sexual invitation reading comprehension is one of my social weaknesses obviously
The BF2S Over-Thinkers thread.
If the women don't find ya handsome. They should at least find ya handy.
I assume even if it's an overt motive, I won't get the picture so I have to dissect it, looks like I guessed wrong thoughJaekus wrote:
Stop trying to read a hidden motive behind what everyone says._j5689_ wrote:
When a girl tells you about how her boyfriend's not givin her the dick(because she pulled out a condom and he said no), is that pretty much her telling you that she wants it from you or is that just mixed signals? I feel like that's probably sex on a platter but sexual invitation reading comprehension is one of my social weaknesses obviously
Cartman wrote:
Okay, our mission failed, but we've learned a lot. Primarily, that girls do not have balls
Just tell her you'll give her the dick if he wont. If it works it works, if it doesnt it doesnt. What do you really have to lose besides your virginity...
That was pretty much the exact response that came to mind at the time too, I guess I wasn't drunk enough to try it yet but I think I really could've made that work without looking like an ass when I think about it. I wish we hadn't run out of Tequila by that point
Ken is right.
-Whiteroom- wrote:
Ken is right.
These aren't girl problems. These are self esteem problems.
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Asked girl for date, said yes. tell bf2s.
What? You actually asked a girl out!?! None of the ones with problems in this thread ever thought of trying that!!
Man among boys.Adams_BJ wrote:
Asked girl for date, said yes. tell bf2s.
It took some planning. i thought about finding out what she eats every day, when she works, when her breaks are and how often she moves her bowels. I then was going to compile this information, and use it to make a 35 stage slideshow to her favourite childhood music. I would then present it to her when she would be most approving of romantic advances (using her menstruation cycle as a guide, obviously). but then i figured it might just be easier to ask.
So Jaekus, long distance relationships, how is it working out for you? How much do you see each other?
See each other once a month. It's going really well but it gets harder when we have to separate again. So I've decided to move to Sydney in January
Roight. Together long before you went long distance?
We met when I was in Sydney, I live in Brisbane. That was late October so it's almost been 10 months now. In that time we've spent xmas together with her parents and my mum, helped her move house, she helped me buy a car and a bunch of other stuff. We've talked about spending a very long future together many times so I figured if it's heading that way I may as well be living with her first