Toilet Sex
one love, one pig
+1,775|6825

well when you put it like that, drink driving is a no brainer
jord
Member
+2,382|6931|The North, beyond the wall.
it is convenient.
Toilet Sex
one love, one pig
+1,775|6825

definitely, not even sure why it's illegal
FatherTed
xD
+3,936|6753|so randum

_j5689_ wrote:

Jenspm wrote:

_j5689_ wrote:

At least when I'm 21 I'll be able to go to DC bars/clubs and then sober up on the metro back to the parking garage or something


Yeah, good luck with that sobering up process. Jeez, you 'mericans seem quite laid back on the whole drink driving thing.
It's been said before, our public transportation is lacking compared to yours

It wouldn't be an issue at all if it ran all night, I think the trains go till 1 on weekends, maybe Hurri can correct me if I'm wrong, although the buses stop long before that.  No idea what cab fare is like and there's a $4 exit fee if you parked in the garage.
cab fare is cheaper than a ticket or losing your license you moron
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FatherTed
xD
+3,936|6753|so randum

Toilet Sex wrote:

when it was snowing that time and everyone was like fin stop being gay or you'll crash

and he was like no i've got this, it's not hard to drive in snow, i know everything ok

then he crashed lol
oh i thought you meant you crashed!!
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Toilet Sex
one love, one pig
+1,775|6825

fortunately not teddy!
Jaekus
I'm the matchstick that you'll never lose
+957|5431|Sydney

_j5689_ wrote:

I could get somebody to do it like once just as a favor but it probably wouldn't happen more than that.  They just let it fall to me or don't let it happen at all if I say no whenever we debate on Baltimore trips or anything like that

I know one friend that probably would but after he crashed his car into Taco Bell while buzzed because he forgot to put it in reverse, I have my doubts about his ability to drive in general and his dad requisitioned the car after his trucks tags got stolen so he doesn't have a car now till the Fall.

I'd rather go alone but I feel like I would be completely lost
A mate of mine years ago wouldn't drink, he'd drive all the time and get laid a lot because he has a car so he'd give the girls a lift home. If he didn't want to give anyone a lift home he'd just say.

Like Rukus said, you need to grow a pair.
Adams_BJ
Russian warship, go fuck yourself
+2,054|6875|Little Bentcock

Jaekus wrote:

_j5689_ wrote:

I could get somebody to do it like once just as a favor but it probably wouldn't happen more than that.  They just let it fall to me or don't let it happen at all if I say no whenever we debate on Baltimore trips or anything like that

I know one friend that probably would but after he crashed his car into Taco Bell while buzzed because he forgot to put it in reverse, I have my doubts about his ability to drive in general and his dad requisitioned the car after his trucks tags got stolen so he doesn't have a car now till the Fall.

I'd rather go alone but I feel like I would be completely lost
A mate of mine years ago wouldn't drink, he'd drive all the time and get laid a lot because he has a car so he'd give the girls a lift home. If he didn't want to give anyone a lift home he'd just say.

Like Rukus said, you need to grow a pair.
That's the sole reason I pick people up.

Works wonders.
Macbeth
Banned
+2,444|5838

I think my sexual fetishism crossed into the unhealthy territory.
_j5689_
Dreads & Bergers
+364|6970|Riva, MD
I used to give girls a ride home all the time, I never saw an opening for that except when that girl I really liked said she would take my virginity "one of these days" when I asked her, I guess that was when I was supposed to push for it to be right then and there but I never would've known to do it, that was the first positive response I've ever had to it and I was content with just that thinking she was gonna follow through and tell me when.

I've had an opportunity for sex a few more times than I realize I think, I just can't decode any hints about it in the moment and I get lost wondering if there was supposed to be more that I was supposed to do or if it was just part of the conversation.  It makes me sick to think about.

Whhhhhhhhhhhhhhyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy can't any of this involve logic at all

Last edited by _j5689_ (2012-05-24 17:57:51)

FatherTed
xD
+3,936|6753|so randum
you think too much

girl likes boy
boy likes girl
dick goes in

thats it
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_j5689_
Dreads & Bergers
+364|6970|Riva, MD
There's words and actions inbetween that must be read and acted upon by the guy in order for dick to go in
FatherTed
xD
+3,936|6753|so randum
if you want to keep thinking it's some big complicated thing keep going v0v

shits primal
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_j5689_
Dreads & Bergers
+364|6970|Riva, MD
I don't understand primal, I never let anything instinctual take the lead, it's stupid
Adams_BJ
Russian warship, go fuck yourself
+2,054|6875|Little Bentcock
you were born knowing what to do, stop overriding it
Adams_BJ
Russian warship, go fuck yourself
+2,054|6875|Little Bentcock
so I just clicked that at work
Roc18
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_j5689_ wrote:

I used to give girls a ride home all the time, I never saw an opening for that except when that girl I really liked said she would take my virginity "one of these days" when I asked her
https://i150.photobucket.com/albums/s108/Mystline18/1329533214625.jpg
Jaekus
I'm the matchstick that you'll never lose
+957|5431|Sydney

_j5689_ wrote:

I don't understand primal, I never let anything instinctual take the lead, it's stupid
No, what's stupid is you not taking advice from dudes who have been there and done that.

Or you can keep doing what you think is correct, it sounds like it's working wonderfully for you.
SEREMAKER
BABYMAKIN EXPERT √
+2,187|6821|Mountains of NC

just whip your dick out ....... you got a 50/50 .......... she either likes what she sees and BAM she's riding the pole to happy town or she screams and calls the cop ...... but even then someone is going to grab your junk ... so in the end win/win
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Adams_BJ
Russian warship, go fuck yourself
+2,054|6875|Little Bentcock
look, I'll write out the "how to get laid pro guide"

1. Find someone you want to have sex with.
2. Try and have sex with them.


Successful? Stop here. Unsuccessful? Go to point 3.

3. Stop trying to have sex, revert to step 1.
HaiBai
Your thoughts, insights, and musings on this matter intrigue me
+304|5737|Bolingbrook, Illinois
ok, i have to read from pages 505-544.

don't mind me bf2s, i just had to write down what page i left off at.  i'm going to bang every women under the sun after i get done with this!
Ilocano
buuuurrrrrrppppp.......
+341|6920

Gotta agree with Mac.  Go pro.  High class ones in Asia are much cheaper though.
Ilocano
buuuurrrrrrppppp.......
+341|6920

Jaekus wrote:

_j5689_ wrote:

I could get somebody to do it like once just as a favor but it probably wouldn't happen more than that.  They just let it fall to me or don't let it happen at all if I say no whenever we debate on Baltimore trips or anything like that

I know one friend that probably would but after he crashed his car into Taco Bell while buzzed because he forgot to put it in reverse, I have my doubts about his ability to drive in general and his dad requisitioned the car after his trucks tags got stolen so he doesn't have a car now till the Fall.

I'd rather go alone but I feel like I would be completely lost
A mate of mine years ago wouldn't drink, he'd drive all the time and get laid a lot because he has a car so he'd give the girls a lift home. If he didn't want to give anyone a lift home he'd just say.

Like Rukus said, you need to grow a pair.
Ahhh, those were the days.  She'd say, wanna come in for some "coffee"?  Hell yeah.
jord
Member
+2,382|6931|The North, beyond the wall.

Toilet Sex wrote:

definitely, not even sure why it's illegal
laws are often behind the times
Macbeth
Banned
+2,444|5838

Ilocano wrote:

Gotta agree with Mac.  Go pro.  High class ones in Asia are much cheaper though.
Go on.

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