The BF2s girl-problems thread

2012-05-12 20:41:05

#13351

-Sh1fty-: plundering yee booty; +510|5728|Ventura, California

Hurricane2k9 wrote:
i thought 20/40 was the minimum acuity needed for a license

I think it's actually 20/50. I passed the vision test by looking into the box thing, the freaking retards have a bright neon light right in front of the chart so I couldn't read the chart for crap. Almost couldn't get my license until they said I could use the box.

edit: Doesn't 20/40 mean what a person with good eyes can see at 40ft I can see at 20ft? Doesn't that mean i can only see half of what normal sighted people can see?

Last edited by -Sh1fty- (2012-05-12 20:42:04)

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2012-05-12 20:42:40

#13352

bugz: Fission Mailed; +3,311|6566

Adams_BJ wrote:
I would reckon a guys with 20/250 vision would probably have a good chance at getting aids.

because he can't see what he's screwing?

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2012-05-12 20:47:12

#13353

Adams_BJ: Russian warship, go fuck yourself; +2,054|6877|Little Bentcock

bugz wrote:
Adams_BJ wrote:
I would reckon a guys with 20/250 vision would probably have a good chance at getting aids.
because he can't see what he's screwing?

you win the prize!

2012-05-14 05:45:56

#13354

Jaekus: I'm the matchstick that you'll never lose; +957|5433|Sydney

Hurricane2k9 wrote:
I've deduced that part of the problem is that dating is a buyer's market; the girls are the buyers. Imagine a person with lots of disposable income; Bill Gates levels of it.

Now, this person is shopping for a car. They could get the Honda Accord... super reliable, nobody really dislikes it, overall a pretty solid car. Or they could get the Lamborghini Aventador.

So the challenge is transforming oneself, not unlike a Transformer, from an Accord to an Aventador!

It depends what kind of girl you're going for, her standards and life experiences.

Seriously, just meet as many people as you can and talk to people who interest you, regardless of age or gender. Pretty soon you'll be hanging with like-minded people to yourself, which then increases your chances of meeting a suitable partner which is compatible to you and thus can form a relationship, all going well.

If you want to bang chicks and not go for the relationship then you guys really have to stop getting hung up on one girl, or girls in general. The less you care what others may think the better your chances will be.

I don't know why I quote hurri in this, he doesn't listen anyway.

2012-05-14 05:50:17

#13355

PrivateVendetta: I DEMAND XMAS THEME; +704|6446|Roma

Or just find some cabin crew. Easiest fucks i've had.

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2012-05-14 06:12:15

#13356

Eifa: Never regret anything that ever made you smile.; +923|6126|00770

Adams_BJ wrote:
Eifa wrote:
point me to the guy-problems thread..
either you aren't bringing him beer, or you are but not doing it naked.

fixed.

did both (pretty much), it obviously wasn't enough.

Shahter wrote:
you can't possibly have that kinda problem, silly.

trust me, i can.

No, I don't need an attitude adjustment. You just need to fuck off.

2012-05-14 06:23:24

#13357

AussieReaper: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°); +5,761|6407|what

-Sh1fty- wrote:
Hurricane2k9 wrote:
i thought 20/40 was the minimum acuity needed for a license
I think it's actually 20/50. I passed the vision test by looking into the box thing, the freaking retards have a bright neon light right in front of the chart so I couldn't read the chart for crap. Almost couldn't get my license until they said I could use the box.

edit: Doesn't 20/40 mean what a person with good eyes can see at 40ft I can see at 20ft? Doesn't that mean i can only see half of what normal sighted people can see?

2012-05-14 12:11:58

#13358

_j5689_: Dreads & Bergers; +364|6971|Riva, MD

PrivateVendetta wrote:
Or just find some cabin crew. Easiest fucks i've had.

What is a cabin crew?

2012-05-14 14:30:24

#13359

Jaekus: I'm the matchstick that you'll never lose; +957|5433|Sydney

_j5689_ wrote:
PrivateVendetta wrote:
Or just find some cabin crew. Easiest fucks i've had.
What is a cabin crew?

Ever flown on a plane?

2012-05-14 15:30:45

#13360

eusgen: Nugget; +402|7047|Jupiter

dafuq

2012-05-14 15:49:42

#13361

_j5689_: Dreads & Bergers; +364|6971|Riva, MD

Jaekus wrote:
_j5689_ wrote:
PrivateVendetta wrote:
Or just find some cabin crew. Easiest fucks i've had.
What is a cabin crew?
Ever flown on a plane?

Well yeah but I've never heard that exact term

2012-05-14 15:51:54

#13362

-Whiteroom-: Pineapplewhat; +572|6913|BC, Canada

really?

2012-05-14 16:16:36

#13363

Adams_BJ: Russian warship, go fuck yourself; +2,054|6877|Little Bentcock

-Whiteroom- wrote:
really?

2012-05-14 16:44:58

#13364

Jaekus: I'm the matchstick that you'll never lose; +957|5433|Sydney

_j5689_ wrote:
Jaekus wrote:
_j5689_ wrote:

What is a cabin crew?
Ever flown on a plane?
Well yeah but I've never heard that exact term

They use the term "cabin crew" all throughout the flight at least a half dozen times.

2012-05-14 17:05:21

#13365

_j5689_: Dreads & Bergers; +364|6971|Riva, MD

I've only ever heard it called staff or cockpit crew maybe or something like that

I also don't fly more than once every two or three years if that though

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2012-05-14 18:26:26

#13366

Hurricane2k9: Pendulous Sweaty Balls; +1,538|5956|College Park, MD

Jaekus wrote:
Hurricane2k9 wrote:
I've deduced that part of the problem is that dating is a buyer's market; the girls are the buyers. Imagine a person with lots of disposable income; Bill Gates levels of it.

Now, this person is shopping for a car. They could get the Honda Accord... super reliable, nobody really dislikes it, overall a pretty solid car. Or they could get the Lamborghini Aventador.

So the challenge is transforming oneself, not unlike a Transformer, from an Accord to an Aventador!
It depends what kind of girl you're going for, her standards and life experiences.

Seriously, just meet as many people as you can and talk to people who interest you, regardless of age or gender. Pretty soon you'll be hanging with like-minded people to yourself, which then increases your chances of meeting a suitable partner which is compatible to you and thus can form a relationship, all going well.

If you want to bang chicks and not go for the relationship then you guys really have to stop getting hung up on one girl, or girls in general. The less you care what others may think the better your chances will be.

I don't know why I quote hurri in this, he doesn't listen anyway.

i'm starting to listen.

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2012-05-14 18:32:15

#13367

Adams_BJ: Russian warship, go fuck yourself; +2,054|6877|Little Bentcock

Women are a waste of time and money

2012-05-14 19:06:15

#13368

Jaekus: I'm the matchstick that you'll never lose; +957|5433|Sydney

_j5689_ wrote:
I've only ever heard it called staff or cockpit crew maybe or something like that

I also don't fly more than once every two or three years if that though

Cockpit crew are the pilots, lol

2012-05-14 21:00:53

#13369

_j5689_: Dreads & Bergers; +364|6971|Riva, MD

Just one of those things that should be common knowledge that slipped by me I guess, sort of like wimminz

2012-05-14 21:06:22

#13370

Adams_BJ: Russian warship, go fuck yourself; +2,054|6877|Little Bentcock

_j5689_ wrote:
Just one of those things that should be common knowledge that slipped by me I guess, sort of like wimminz

wimminz hasn't slipped past you, you just words like alpha, friendzone and pickup artist and so you over complicate it all. Girls are people and they want all the same stuff

2012-05-14 21:07:03

#13371

-Sh1fty-: plundering yee booty; +510|5728|Ventura, California

Why can't I get a girlfriend?

What the hell is wrong with me and how do I change it?

And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.

2012-05-14 21:08:16

#13372

Mutantbear: Semi Constructive Criticism; +1,431|6219|London, England

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2012-05-14 21:23:56

#13373

Adams_BJ: Russian warship, go fuck yourself; +2,054|6877|Little Bentcock

-Sh1fty- wrote:
Why can't I get a girlfriend?

What the hell is wrong with me and how do I change it?

because you swoon over the same girl for 6 months? Why don't you stick your finger in a few more pies at a time.

2012-05-14 21:33:22

#13374

Miggle: FUCK UBISOFT; +1,411|6996|FUCK UBISOFT

did you ever go see that CPK girl again?

2012-05-14 22:56:32

#13375

-Sh1fty-: plundering yee booty; +510|5728|Ventura, California

Adams_BJ wrote:
-Sh1fty- wrote:
Why can't I get a girlfriend?

What the hell is wrong with me and how do I change it?
because you swoon over the same girl for 6 months? Why don't you stick your finger in a few more pies at a time.

You freaking kidding me? You have any idea how many girls I've tried going after these past few months? I don't swoon over the same girl for six months. I don't think of the same freaking girl for weeks on end feeling like a looser. When the subject pops up occasionally I'm like "Oh yeah I miss that girl I wish I could date her" but she's not in my freaking mind all the time.

Anyway right now I'm currently talking to this one girl, it's been about a few months now and she just figured out I like her but she's still talking to me so I think that's a good sign, she's beautiful and really cute so I hope things work out. I asked her out and she said yes but we haven't gotten around to it yet cause she's always busy. I decided to stop texting her for a few days and she keeps poking me on FB.

Miggle wrote:
did you ever go see that CPK girl again?

No

I want to go see her but every time I try ("mom can we go to the mall today?") it's always "no". next time I can go I'm just going to be all, "hey thought I'd stop by and say hi. want to catch up sometime over a coffee or something?"

Then there's the vons girl, and some other girls I haven't mentioned. I don't swoon over one girl. I try to ask many girls out on dates and see who I connect most with. I've been on dates before, just didn't connect and didn't ask for another one. Practically had one girl begging me for sex and I was to chicken to do anything.

----

Don't know what I'm doing wrong. Am I really unattractive or something? I am genuinely interested in these girls and what they have to say or talk about. I just don't talk as much as girls and I htink they find me boring. I'm caring, and I'm gentlemanly, etc. fuck me damnit I've had no luck

Last edited by -Sh1fty- (2012-05-14 22:59:58)

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Hurricane2k9 wrote:

Adams_BJ wrote:

bugz wrote:

Adams_BJ wrote:

Hurricane2k9 wrote:

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Eifa wrote:

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-Sh1fty- wrote:

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-Whiteroom- wrote:

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Jaekus wrote:

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Jaekus wrote:

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-Sh1fty- wrote:

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