The BF2s girl-problems thread

2012-05-11 12:55:45

#13326

-Sh1fty-: plundering yee booty; +510|5728|Ventura, California

LittleBitchy wrote:
-Sh1fty- wrote:
doesn't make sense it's like she's saying yes to get me out of her face then when I take the next step it's back to 0.
That's exactly what she's doing. If she'd really wanna go out with you she'd give you the number.
Not just wait until you bump into each other again.

I just hate when girls play games like that

And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.

2012-05-11 13:38:19

#13327

FatherTed: xD; +3,936|6755|so randum

-Sh1fty- wrote:
You guys remember grocery girl? Lol well she doesn't have a boyfriend anymore, and the other day we were talking and I had to go so I asked her if she wanted to hang out sometime and get a drink or something, she's all "sure! but I can't today" so I asked her for her number so I could contact her later and she told me she'd give it to me NEXT sunday. WTF? and then the sunday that followed I had to work so I didn't see her.

damn it

why would she make me wait?

look you limp dick faggot, stop making excuses. if she's messing you around this much, move on because she isn't worth it. if you couldn't swap shifts with someone or she couldn't, then either you or her clearly don't actually give a shit.

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Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella

2012-05-11 13:38:41

#13328

FatherTed: xD; +3,936|6755|so randum

girls

are

not

complicated

(repeat after me)

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Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella

2012-05-11 13:54:35

#13329

NooBesT: Pizzahitler; +873|6723

Shifty how do you keep doing it time and time again?

2012-05-11 14:05:02

#13330

RTHKI: mmmf mmmf mmmf; +1,741|6992|Cinncinatti

groundhog day

2012-05-11 14:50:58

#13331

UnkleRukus: That Guy; +236|5291|Massachusetts, USA

Comparing shiftys life to groundhog day is an insult to Bill Murray.

If the women don't find ya handsome. They should at least find ya handy.

2012-05-11 15:09:16

#13332

ROGUEDD: BF2s. A Liberal Gang of Faggots.; +452|5643|Fuck this.

Shitfy needs to be his own charity. He desperately wants to be a marine, but can't because he weighs 90lbs, has shit eyesight, and has fucked up lungs. He can't even speak to a female that isn't family without being more socially awkward than every character ever played by Michael Cera.

Also, he's Swiss.

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2012-05-11 15:13:43

#13333

Mutantbear: Semi Constructive Criticism; +1,431|6219|London, England

ROGUEDD wrote:
Shitfy needs to be his own charity. He desperately wants to be a marine, but can't because he weighs 90lbs, has shit eyesight, and has fucked up lungs. He can't even speak to a female that isn't family without being more socially awkward than every character ever played by Michael Cera.

Also, he's Swiss.

LOL ITS FUNNY BECAUSE ITS SHIFTY

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2012-05-11 15:23:19

#13334

ROGUEDD: BF2s. A Liberal Gang of Faggots.; +452|5643|Fuck this.

Mutantbear wrote:
ROGUEDD wrote:
Shitfy needs to be his own charity. He desperately wants to be a marine, but can't because he weighs 90lbs, has shit eyesight, and has fucked up lungs. He can't even speak to a female that isn't family without being more socially awkward than every character ever played by Michael Cera.

Also, he's Swiss.
LOL ITS FUNNY BECAUSE ITS SHIFTY

Yes, yes it is.

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2012-05-11 16:00:31

#13335

Adams_BJ: Russian warship, go fuck yourself; +2,054|6877|Little Bentcock

Eifa wrote:
point me to the guy-problems thread..

either you aren't bringing him beer, or you are but not doing it naked.

fixed.

2012-05-11 16:09:37

#13336

Macbeth: Banned; +2,444|5840

You are being a bitch

/runs away quickly

I am kidding!!

2012-05-11 16:52:27

#13337

-Sh1fty-: plundering yee booty; +510|5728|Ventura, California

Adams_BJ wrote:
Eifa wrote:
point me to the guy-problems thread..
either you aren't bringing him beer, or you are but not doing it naked.

fixed.

Why guys aren't complicated.

The above shifty-life-description is shit. I can talk to girls normally, but I have a little trouble sometimes when I'm attracted to them. My eyesight is 20/40, that's not that bad tbh, and my lung is fine now.

Last edited by -Sh1fty- (2012-05-11 17:11:16)

And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.

2012-05-11 21:33:29

#13338

ROGUEDD: BF2s. A Liberal Gang of Faggots.; +452|5643|Fuck this.

I can talk to girls normally, but I have a little trouble sometimes when I'm attracted to them.

My point stands.

My eyesight is 20/40, that's not that bad tbh

Well, you aren't blind.

and my lung is fine now.

for now

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2012-05-12 11:00:15

#13339

RTHKI: mmmf mmmf mmmf; +1,741|6992|Cinncinatti

how is 20/40 even close to bad eyesight. friend has worse than 20/250 eyesight

2012-05-12 12:24:38

#13340

Mutantbear: Semi Constructive Criticism; +1,431|6219|London, England

RTHKI wrote:
how is 20/40 even close to bad eyesight. friend has worse than 20/250 eyesight

i think if you go into the dmv and they figure out you have 20/40 and dont use glasses to drive you might not be able to get a license

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2012-05-12 12:26:17

#13341

Mutantbear: Semi Constructive Criticism; +1,431|6219|London, England

and your friend is legally blind

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2012-05-12 15:44:00

#13342

Hurricane2k9: Pendulous Sweaty Balls; +1,538|5956|College Park, MD

i thought 20/40 was the minimum acuity needed for a license

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2012-05-12 15:46:59

#13343

Mutantbear: Semi Constructive Criticism; +1,431|6219|London, England

that sounds about right

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2012-05-12 15:54:22

#13344

RTHKI: mmmf mmmf mmmf; +1,741|6992|Cinncinatti

20/250 or better uncorrected vision is need round here at least to be a police officer

2012-05-12 15:57:36

#13345

Mutantbear: Semi Constructive Criticism; +1,431|6219|London, England

RTHKI wrote:
20/250 or better uncorrected vision is need round here at least to be a police officer

thats legally blind

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2012-05-12 16:04:53

#13346

RTHKI: mmmf mmmf mmmf; +1,741|6992|Cinncinatti

i knew it was or was close. friend spent 3 years to become a cop and didnt know this.
dummy

2012-05-12 19:10:22

#13347

Adams_BJ: Russian warship, go fuck yourself; +2,054|6877|Little Bentcock

RTHKI wrote:
20/250 or better uncorrected vision is need round here at least to be a police officer

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2012-05-12 19:16:34

#13348

RTHKI: mmmf mmmf mmmf; +1,741|6992|Cinncinatti

dont make me slap you

2012-05-12 19:18:51

#13349

Macbeth: Banned; +2,444|5840

Are those aids lesions?

2012-05-12 19:34:51

#13350

Adams_BJ: Russian warship, go fuck yourself; +2,054|6877|Little Bentcock

I would reckon a guys with 20/250 vision would probably have a good chance at getting aids.

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