The BF2s girl-problems thread

2012-05-10 14:52:43

#13301

Cybargs: Moderated; +2,285|6972

Ilocano wrote:
DUnlimited wrote:
Hurricane2k9 wrote:
I've deduced that part of the problem is that dating is a buyer's market; the girls are the buyers. Imagine a person with lots of disposable income; Bill Gates levels of it.

Now, this person is shopping for a car. They could get the Honda Accord... super reliable, nobody really dislikes it, overall a pretty solid car. Or they could get the Lamborghini Aventador.

So the challenge is transforming oneself, not unlike a Transformer, from an Accord to an Aventador!
Oh shut the fuck up. there's just as many women in this world as there are men and they want dick just as much as you want poon.
Yes, but unlike us guys who don't give a fuck where and how we do it, they prefer dicks with purchasing power. Wine, dine, flash, travel, on a whim excitement.

getting a prostitute is cheaper in the long run anyway if youre using money to impress.

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2012-05-10 15:31:28

#13302

Ilocano: buuuurrrrrrppppp.......; +341|6923

Cybargs wrote:
getting a prostitute is cheaper in the long run anyway if youre using money to impress.

Location, location, location...

2012-05-10 17:09:24

#13303

Adams_BJ: Russian warship, go fuck yourself; +2,054|6878|Little Bentcock

puttin dat pussy on a pedestal

2012-05-10 17:49:54

#13304

Ilocano: buuuurrrrrrppppp.......; +341|6923

Adams_BJ wrote:
puttin dat pussy on a pedestal

Nice position.

2012-05-10 18:27:51

#13305

-Whiteroom-: Pineapplewhat; +572|6914|BC, Canada

I enjoy thinking up reasons why I can't get laid instead of going out and getting laid.

2012-05-10 18:30:30

#13306

Adams_BJ: Russian warship, go fuck yourself; +2,054|6878|Little Bentcock

I just get into bed with the mrs v0v

2012-05-10 18:32:51

#13307

-Whiteroom-: Pineapplewhat; +572|6914|BC, Canada

I enjoy thinking of reasons why I can't get into that bed.... It's pretty high off the ground, I might fall out... no sex now...

2012-05-10 18:36:32

#13308

Toilet Sex: one love, one pig; +1,775|6827

mrs vzerov is a pretty stupid name

♥

2012-05-10 19:06:31

#13309

Adams_BJ: Russian warship, go fuck yourself; +2,054|6878|Little Bentcock

Toilet Sex wrote:
mrs vzerov is a pretty stupid name

you're just jelly that I can bang a hot russian

2012-05-10 19:14:46

#13310

Toilet Sex: one love, one pig; +1,775|6827

vzeroz does actually sound russian

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2012-05-10 19:21:19

#13311

Adams_BJ: Russian warship, go fuck yourself; +2,054|6878|Little Bentcock

No Wai

2012-05-10 19:25:04

#13312

Toilet Sex: one love, one pig; +1,775|6827

is that your chinese mistress?

♥

2012-05-10 19:47:00

#13313

Adams_BJ: Russian warship, go fuck yourself; +2,054|6878|Little Bentcock

I was gonna make the same joke!!!

2012-05-10 20:01:14

#13314

Kimmmmmmmmmmmm: ©; +1,811|6252

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2012-05-10 23:59:59

#13315

-Sh1fty-: plundering yee booty; +510|5729|Ventura, California

You guys remember grocery girl? Lol well she doesn't have a boyfriend anymore, and the other day we were talking and I had to go so I asked her if she wanted to hang out sometime and get a drink or something, she's all "sure! but I can't today" so I asked her for her number so I could contact her later and she told me she'd give it to me NEXT sunday. WTF? and then the sunday that followed I had to work so I didn't see her.

damn it

why would she make me wait?

And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.

2012-05-11 00:11:32

#13316

Shahter: Zee Ruskie; +295|7031|Moscow, Russia

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if you open your mind too much your brain will fall out.

2012-05-11 00:16:20

#13317

-Sh1fty-: plundering yee booty; +510|5729|Ventura, California

it's like saying

yeah I'll go out with you

but no, no I won't give you my number

doesn't make sense it's like she's saying yes to get me out of her face then when I take the next step it's back to 0.

And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.

2012-05-11 00:21:09

#13318

Adams_BJ: Russian warship, go fuck yourself; +2,054|6878|Little Bentcock

"I have to wash my hair tonight"

2012-05-11 00:43:00

#13319

-Whiteroom-: Pineapplewhat; +572|6914|BC, Canada

Wat Adams said.

2012-05-11 02:13:34

#13320

Eifa: Never regret anything that ever made you smile.; +923|6127|00770

point me to the guy-problems thread..

No, I don't need an attitude adjustment. You just need to fuck off.

2012-05-11 02:14:33

#13321

Dilbert_X: The X stands for; +1,815|6361|eXtreme to the maX

"I'm sorry but I'm busy that evening"
"What evening? I never suggested one yet"
"Exactly"

Fuck Israel

2012-05-11 02:30:17

#13322

LittleBitchy: I hope Hell has wi-fi.; +150|5715|Yeah, there :)

-Sh1fty- wrote:
doesn't make sense it's like she's saying yes to get me out of her face then when I take the next step it's back to 0.

That's exactly what she's doing. If she'd really wanna go out with you she'd give you the number.
Not just wait until you bump into each other again.

Fall seven times. Stand up eight.

2012-05-11 02:43:45

#13323

Adams_BJ: Russian warship, go fuck yourself; +2,054|6878|Little Bentcock

Dilbert_X wrote:
"I'm sorry but I'm busy that evening"
"What evening? I never suggested one yet"
"Exactly"

Ill have to fix it for you

Dilbert_X wrote:
"I'm sorry but I'm busy that evening"
"What evening? I never suggested one yet"
"Oh sorry my mind was some place else"
"How's ne-"
"Yeah busy" And then the pull the awkward im sorry but not really sorry face that sorta looks like

2012-05-11 09:51:21

#13324

Shahter: Zee Ruskie; +295|7031|Moscow, Russia

Eifa wrote:
point me to the guy-problems thread..

you can't possibly have that kinda problem, silly.

if you open your mind too much your brain will fall out.

2012-05-11 11:10:22

#13325

PrivateVendetta: I DEMAND XMAS THEME; +704|6447|Roma

porked my first cabin crew last night

o/

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Ilocano wrote:

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Hurricane2k9 wrote:

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Adams_BJ wrote:

Toilet Sex wrote:

-Sh1fty- wrote:

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