Your penis is detachable? Awesome.UnkleRukus wrote:
From the ground.War Man wrote:
Large as in, 6 inches?UnkleRukus wrote:
You have to be 6'9" and have a large penis.
The irony of guns, is that they can save lives.
If the women don't find ya handsome. They should at least find ya handy.
Grow the fuck up.War Man wrote:
not good looking enough to be worth ending virginity over
Is it really too much to ask for decent/average looking?Jenspm wrote:
Grow the fuck up.War Man wrote:
not good looking enough to be worth ending virginity over
The irony of guns, is that they can save lives.
Your first time isn't going to be special, or anything. It's probably going to be awkward. Just get it over with asap so you can move on to the fun things.
If the women don't find ya handsome. They should at least find ya handy.
As if people who care about who they lose their virginity to run around looking for someone "good looking enough to be worth it".
Sometimes I just want to kill off parts of humanity. Jesus Christ.
Sometimes I just want to kill off parts of humanity. Jesus Christ.
Jenspm wrote:
As if people who care about who they lose their virginity to run around looking for someone "good looking enough to be worth it".
Sometimes I just want to kill off parts of humanity. Jesus Christ.
so you'd even be fucking that chick just to lose your virginity?
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The irony of guns, is that they can save lives.
that's not a chick. troll more
This coming from you?War Man wrote:
Girls in my neighborhood are either not good looking enough to be worth ending virginity over or are too Christian about sex.UnkleRukus wrote:
1. Get off interwebs
2. Find girl
3.?????
4.Profit (and by profit I mean pussy.)
What. The. Fuck.
I've had twice a 10 year older fuckbuddy when I was in my early twenties. But as far as going for dating, no thanks for me. I doubt it that anyone more than 5 years older than me would tolerate my juvenile antics outside the bed And I doubt would be on the same page about life in general in a situation like that. Then again it completely depends on the person. The other, then 32 while me 22, seemed to be very interested in me but I paniced and bolted when she was asking for a bit more than I was looking for. She had a gorgeous body and gave a young boy one helluva ride but when I came to my senses and said sorrynocandobyebye I was just thinking on how her and my parents would have way too much in commonAussieReaper wrote:
Would you guys date an older woman though?
So older than you by 5-10 years. Not like old enough to be your mother.
And now I would have a 43 yo date instead of a 30 years old wife.
Um, no, but then again in my opinion having "lose my virginity" as a goal on your new years resolution bucket list is doing it wrong.
If you want to, go for it, if you don't want to, don't.
And also, you know nothing about those two - he might be the happiest man in the world around her, yet you're on your own sitting behind your computer running your dick through bible pages and making fun of him for 'fucking that chick, lol he must be desperate'.
so: grow up.
If you want to, go for it, if you don't want to, don't.
And also, you know nothing about those two - he might be the happiest man in the world around her, yet you're on your own sitting behind your computer running your dick through bible pages and making fun of him for 'fucking that chick, lol he must be desperate'.
so: grow up.
You are really off on how I am and at the moment off on my opinions.Jenspm wrote:
Um, no, but then again in my opinion having "lose my virginity" as a goal on your new years resolution bucket list is doing it wrong.
If you want to, go for it, if you don't want to, don't.
And also, you know nothing about those two - he might be the happiest man in the world around her, yet you're on your own sitting behind your computer running your dick through bible pages and making fun of him for 'fucking that chick, lol he must be desperate'.
so: grow up.
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The irony of guns, is that they can save lives.
Wow, great come back.
If you wanted his comeback, you should have scraped it off your mums chin.
Yeah.
Yeah.
How did it get from your mouth to her chin?
I spat on her like the... nah I'm not here to rage
who knew this thread could get worse
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Requesting thread closure.
this is like a slow motion train wreck - you know it's full of tragedy but you can't not look away . . .Toilet Sex wrote:
who knew this thread could get worse
i agree. i think?13urnzz wrote:
but you can't not look away . . .
War Man wrote:
Jenspm wrote:
As if people who care about who they lose their virginity to run around looking for someone "good looking enough to be worth it".
Sometimes I just want to kill off parts of humanity. Jesus Christ.
so you'd even be fucking that chick just to lose your virginity?
Because I have this sick little delusion that she is perfect in this strange way. I know it is not true and I know she is a terrible person (I'm not saying that because of sour grapes, I knew she was terrible when I was with her) and looking back at her habits, views, actions reinforces this conclusion.Adams_BJ wrote:
Not only is that unlikey, but why the fuck would you want to?Macbeth wrote:
I know it's depressingly weak but I still have this hope that I can snag her after she inevitably breaks up with him.KEN-JENNINGS wrote:
No, don't talk to her. Forget about her. It just takes time
I logged onto FB again and saw the profile pic she has up of her in a bikini at a beach. I got that sick feeling again. My heart started to race and I wanted to throw up again. I know it is creepy and sick but I can't help it.
I'm just ventingbeing a whiny little bitch. Maybe things will change in the next few months.
but.... ew sloppy seconds.Macbeth wrote:
Because I have this sick little delusion that she is perfect in this strange way. I know it is not true and I know she is a terrible person (I'm not saying that because of sour grapes, I knew she was terrible when I was with her) and looking back at her habits, views, actions reinforces this conclusion.Adams_BJ wrote:
Not only is that unlikey, but why the fuck would you want to?Macbeth wrote:
I know it's depressingly weak but I still have this hope that I can snag her after she inevitably breaks up with him.
I logged onto FB again and saw the profile pic she has up of her in a bikini at a beach. I got that sick feeling again. My heart started to race and I wanted to throw up again. I know it is creepy and sick but I can't help it.
I'm just ventingbeing a whiny little bitch. Maybe things will change in the next few months.
No-one in their right mind wants to be the rebound. You're just keeping place until something better comes along and there's nothing you can do about it.
doormat
libertarian benefit collector - anti-academic super-intellectual. http://mixlr.com/the-little-phrase/
I'm starting to think my problem might be that I'm afraid to and not sure how to break the touch barrier and that's why things seems hopeless. I just can't get myself to do it cuz it's still hard to tell if a girl is interested in me like that or not and I don't want to do it and then come off as creepy because that would fuck up any and all confidence that I might have and probably my day as well.
I know it's a really important part of moving things forward though
I know it's a really important part of moving things forward though
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