The BF2s girl-problems thread

2012-03-05 00:38:26

#12676

-Sh1fty-: plundering yee booty; +510|5718|Ventura, California

I just thought of something I might try next time I'm at the mall to a hot girl just for a joke.

say something like, "hey want me to predict your future?" (yes) *take out pen and write your number on her hand*

And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.

2012-03-05 01:36:19

#12677

Jaekus: I'm the matchstick that you'll never lose; +957|5423|Sydney

Not bad, I think you're getting the right idea.

2012-03-05 01:37:01

#12678

-Whiteroom-: Pineapplewhat; +572|6903|BC, Canada

yeah, thats a great idea!

2012-03-05 02:02:28

#12679

AussieReaper: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°); +5,761|6397|what

-Sh1fty- wrote:
I just thought of something I might try next time I'm at the mall to a hot girl just for a joke.

say something like, "hey want me to predict your future?" (yes) *take out pen and write your number on her hand*

I predict a restraining order in your future.

2012-03-05 02:18:26

#12680

Jaekus: I'm the matchstick that you'll never lose; +957|5423|Sydney

-Whiteroom- wrote:
yeah, thats a great idea!

To be fair, it's better than any other idea he's had yet.

2012-03-05 10:42:01

#12681

Ilocano: buuuurrrrrrppppp.......; +341|6912

Jaekus wrote:
My girlfriend is also a musician. She says I'm amazingly good with my hands, and particularly my fingers

Actually, lead singers >>>>> musicians. Think certain Mick Jagger topside appendage.

2012-03-05 12:34:27

#12682

_j5689_: Dreads & Bergers; +364|6961|Riva, MD

I thought I was bad when I was clingy, but the guy the high school girl is going out with sent her a link to a black diamond ring yesterday and said it's the engagement ring he's gonna get her someday, she replied back "Uh, this isn't necessary dear"

Pretty sure they haven't been going out for even a month

Last edited by _j5689_ (2012-03-05 12:37:07)

2012-03-05 13:27:43

#12683

Ilocano: buuuurrrrrrppppp.......; +341|6912

"dear"?

What high school girl refers to their BF as "dear"?

2012-03-05 13:29:20

#12684

RTHKI: mmmf mmmf mmmf; +1,741|6982|Cinncinatti

theres bound to be one

2012-03-05 13:43:25

#12685

Jaekus: I'm the matchstick that you'll never lose; +957|5423|Sydney

Ilocano wrote:
Jaekus wrote:
My girlfriend is also a musician. She says I'm amazingly good with my hands, and particularly my fingers
Actually, lead singers >>>>> musicians. Think certain Mick Jagger topside appendage.

I like how you didn't classify lead singers as musicians

2012-03-05 15:06:50

#12686

War Man: Australians are hermaphrodites.; +564|6958|Purplicious Wisconsin

-Sh1fty- wrote:
Why do girls like musicians so much?

Because girls are overly obsessed with music.

The irony of guns, is that they can save lives.

2012-03-05 15:49:03

#12687

Ilocano: buuuurrrrrrppppp.......; +341|6912

Jaekus wrote:
Ilocano wrote:
Jaekus wrote:
My girlfriend is also a musician. She says I'm amazingly good with my hands, and particularly my fingers
Actually, lead singers >>>>> musicians. Think certain Mick Jagger topside appendage.
I like how you didn't classify lead singers as musicians

2012-03-05 17:08:22

#12688

-Sh1fty-: plundering yee booty; +510|5718|Ventura, California

Jaekus wrote:
Not bad, I think you're getting the right idea.

Thanks, I hope you're sincere.

This one I didn't come up with but I thought it was clever.

I'm invisible. (Really?) Can you see me? (Yes) How about tomorrow night?

I'd probably never use that one though.

And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.

2012-03-05 17:22:06

#12689

Jaekus: I'm the matchstick that you'll never lose; +957|5423|Sydney

You're getting the idea insofar as a) actually approaching a girl, b) being funny/witty, c) not really caring about the outcome.

2012-03-05 17:40:09

#12690

Hurricane2k9: Pendulous Sweaty Balls; +1,538|5946|College Park, MD

You: "How much does a polar bear weigh?"
Her: "lol i know this one, enough to break the ice!"
You: "No, almost as much as you do!"

https://static.bf2s.com/files/user/36793/marylandsig.jpg

2012-03-05 17:45:27

#12691

Jaekus: I'm the matchstick that you'll never lose; +957|5423|Sydney

-Whiteroom- wrote:
Hurri, honest question here.

How much of the volumes of advice that you have gotten here have you actually used? Or is it just steady as she goes? Have you changed how you approach a girl at all in years?

2012-03-05 21:38:32

#12692

-Sh1fty-: plundering yee booty; +510|5718|Ventura, California

I don't even remember have the advice I get here.

That's not to say I don't appreciate what you guys give me.

So I'm considering a new approach to sexuality. I've been talking about the emotional issues of sex before marriage with a girlfriend and I still don't want to deal with that so maybe a FWB is the way to go until I get a serious girlfriend.

I think that's just my way of trying to "bend" the rules a little. I've got no excuse though, I'm totally breaking the rules. I'm sick of waiting though.

Now to find a FWB is another story entire and I have no freaking clue how to go about that since 99% of my friends are devout Christians that wouldn't even consider something like that.

I'm such a hypocrite sometimes...goodness...*sigh*

And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.

2012-03-05 23:45:42

#12693

Jaekus: I'm the matchstick that you'll never lose; +957|5423|Sydney

Instead trying to find a FWB, how about just try hooking up with some girls and if you like one you stay with her? And if it doesn't work out you move on, or if you both agree to just a FWB arrangement, you go with that and see how it pans out?

Kinda how the rest of us do it.

Last edited by Jaekus (2012-03-05 23:46:32)

2012-03-05 23:49:33

#12694

-Sh1fty-: plundering yee booty; +510|5718|Ventura, California

That sounds about right Jeakus. The problem still remains that I don't know anybody who would do that so I'd have to meet some new chick and I'm stuck in a school - PT - work - church rut right now and I don't meet new people too often. I wouldn't even know how to go about trying to get a casual relationship instead of a serious one.

And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.

2012-03-05 23:55:37

#12695

Jaekus: I'm the matchstick that you'll never lose; +957|5423|Sydney

All you do is hook up with a girl and tell her you aren't looking for a relationship. If she's in the same boat it will work, otherwise you've made your stance clear from the start and if she gets cut or too emotionally invested you can remind her you made your intentions clear from the start.

2012-03-06 00:09:54

#12696

-Sh1fty-: plundering yee booty; +510|5718|Ventura, California

Thank you

I think I wasn't specific enough though. It's the part where you said "All you do is hook up with a girl" that I'm having issues completing. What do you recommend? Start flirting with some stranger and try to lead things down that road, find somebody online, possibly find somebody I already know who'd want to, etc.?

And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.

2012-03-06 00:30:55

#12697

Jaekus: I'm the matchstick that you'll never lose; +957|5423|Sydney

Don't flirt too soon, it's weird from someone you don't know. You gotta work up towards that.

This is a bit of a complicated topic for me to get into right now. Best advice would be to look up some of that stuff online, especially the pickup stuff by Mystery etc.

2012-03-06 00:58:45

#12698

-Sh1fty-: plundering yee booty; +510|5718|Ventura, California

I don't trust those sites with advice on picking up girls.

Last edited by -Sh1fty- (2012-03-06 00:59:01)

And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.

2012-03-06 01:00:38

#12699

Jaekus: I'm the matchstick that you'll never lose; +957|5423|Sydney

Have you ever put it to the test?

I know people who have, with good results. Hell, I've tried it before and it worked.

2012-03-06 01:04:52

#12700

-Sh1fty-: plundering yee booty; +510|5718|Ventura, California

The ones by Mystery? Like on youtube?

you sure I shouldn't just try an online pickup site or something?

And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.

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