HaiBai
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Cybargs wrote:

-Sh1fty- wrote:

Well I asked her what she was doing Monday last, and she hasn't replied. Wanted to take her out then for ice cream and whatnot.
wtf is she twelve? take her out for ice cream lol.
who gives a fuck

shifty dont ask her out, tell her you're gonna go get some fucking ice cream and casually ask her if she wants to come.  make it seem like you don't care if she comes
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-Sh1fty-
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HaiBai wrote:

Cybargs wrote:

-Sh1fty- wrote:

Well I asked her what she was doing Monday last, and she hasn't replied. Wanted to take her out then for ice cream and whatnot.
wtf is she twelve? take her out for ice cream lol.
who gives a fuck

shifty dont ask her out, tell her you're gonna go get some fucking ice cream and casually ask her if she wants to come.  make it seem like you don't care if she comes
that's what I originally planned. plus it's freaking hot here is socal so it doesn't sound weird to go in the middle of February.
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-Sh1fty- wrote:

fucks sake man what's wrong with going to get an ice cream and talking or hell anything but "is she 12 herp derp" as opposed to giving different advice like, "that's not a good idea she might think you're being condescending, etc. maybe you should try x, y, or z instead"

that's how you help with girl problems
youre better off asking her to the day at the beach.
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UnkleRukus wrote:

Chatting up this girl who came in for a key, she told me where she worked and that i should stop by sometime. How soon is to soon and how late is too late?
Probably in a few days. Just say that you were around and you came to see what/how she's doing
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Jaekus
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I don't think the timeframe matters too much if you have a reason to be there.
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coke wrote:

Hurricane2k9 wrote:

UnkleRukus wrote:

Chatting up this girl who came in for a key, she told me where she worked and that i should stop by sometime. How soon is to soon and how late is too late?
4 days
Advice on girl problems from Hurricane...
Yeah, i think im gonna go with my gut feeling.
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FatherTed
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he's about right though, depending on how the girl 'is' the next day might be seen as trying too hard, whereas a week she might lose interest

so 3-4 days is about right.
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UnkleRukus
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Cool, recruited my brother and my buddy to hit up a few drinking establishments tomorrow, hers is first on the list.
If the women don't find ya handsome. They should at least find ya handy.
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HAH told you so
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-Whiteroom- wrote:

RTHKI wrote:

its the weekend
make sure you send her at least 50 texts varying from rage to sorrow at her not responding, that way, when she checks in on monday, she will see how much you care.
Lol

Edit: This is too familiar and funny at the same time.

Last edited by War Man (2012-02-19 12:39:15)

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_j5689_
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War Man wrote:

-Whiteroom- wrote:

RTHKI wrote:

its the weekend
make sure you send her at least 50 texts varying from rage to sorrow at her not responding, that way, when she checks in on monday, she will see how much you care.
Lol

Edit: This is too familiar and funny at the same time.
Protip: That's not something to be proud of
War Man
Australians are hermaphrodites.
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_j5689_ wrote:

War Man wrote:

-Whiteroom- wrote:


make sure you send her at least 50 texts varying from rage to sorrow at her not responding, that way, when she checks in on monday, she will see how much you care.
Lol

Edit: This is too familiar and funny at the same time.
Protip: That's not something to be proud of
I'm not proud of it, just one of those things you look back at and laugh.
The irony of guns, is that they can save lives.
Jaekus
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+957|5433|Sydney
That's what everyone around here does when it comes to you that's for sure.
HaiBai
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haha lol hahah lol
eusgen
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Jaekus wrote:

That's what everyone around here does when it comes to you that's for sure.
you are such a burry

still made me laugh tho
-Sh1fty-
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Been two days, no more talking. she posts stuff on FB a lot so she isn't out of means to contact me.
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-Sh1fty- wrote:

Been two days, no more talking. she posts stuff on FB a lot so she isn't out of means to contact me.
hit another bad patch with your sister again Brad?
RTHKI
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maybe she missed yo text v0v
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Jaekus
I'm the matchstick that you'll never lose
+957|5433|Sydney
Just let it go. I did that and two weeks later the girl texted me back in response to my SMS.
NeXuS
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When a female that you havent talked to in a few years ends up in your bed after a drunken night...

Do you...

1) wake her up and get it on

or

2) let her sleep
FatherTed
xD
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3) stick it in her pooper
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Use an umbrella
NeXuS
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-Sh1fty- wrote:

Been two days, no more talking. she posts stuff on FB a lot so she isn't out of means to contact me.
My rule of thumb is a two text limit. Quit after two texts. Don't even think about sending another. The whole desperation thing is a no no.

HaiBai wrote:

Cybargs wrote:

-Sh1fty- wrote:

Well I asked her what she was doing Monday last, and she hasn't replied. Wanted to take her out then for ice cream and whatnot.
wtf is she twelve? take her out for ice cream lol.
who gives a fuck

shifty dont ask her out, tell her you're gonna go get some fucking ice cream and casually ask her if she wants to come.  make it seem like you don't care if she comes
I agree with this. Gotta make it seem like you don't care if she comes or not. No one is perfect when it comes to females. You'll get denied a lot. I've been denied a shit ton. Can't let it get to you but Oh well shit happens, then when you least expect it you WILL strike gold. You are not forever alone.

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