The BF2s girl-problems thread

2012-02-13 22:44:07

#12076

Jaekus: I'm the matchstick that you'll never lose; +957|5451|Sydney

I didn't really notice the other posts until after I posted above. Adams and Jay have it well covered.

Personally I wouldn't consider dating a girl that doesn't masturbate. If she doesn't know how to get herself off, what chance do I have? Lot of fucking work that's for sure A girl that has explored and understands her own body means I can explore and understand her body too, she'll feel comfortable about me doing so and we both enjoy the process. The sex can only get better from there.

2012-02-13 22:56:37

#12077

Kmar: Truth is my Bitch; +5,695|6873|132 and Bush

So funny u should say that. I told someone to tlc herself while in the act.. once we were done she said, "whoa that was the best". I like it too because it shows a certain level of being comfortable.

Xbone Stormsurgezz

2012-02-13 22:59:27

#12078

Jaekus: I'm the matchstick that you'll never lose; +957|5451|Sydney

Yeah I told my girl that, but she likes it more when I do it. Then she brought out her vibrator...

2012-02-13 23:01:04

#12079

Ultrafunkula: Hector: Ding, ding, ding, ding...; +1,975|6746|6 6 4 oh, I forget

13urnzz wrote:
bugz wrote:
Can we kill this thread now?

Not until Kmar meets the mysterious lady he doesn't remember. I need to know how the story ends!

2012-02-13 23:04:18

#12080

Hurricane2k9: Pendulous Sweaty Balls; +1,538|5974|College Park, MD

i don't know whether to put this in EE chats or here, but I would like to know how to force my mind to give me a wet dream

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2012-02-13 23:04:50

#12081

Jaekus: I'm the matchstick that you'll never lose; +957|5451|Sydney

Why would you want that?

2012-02-13 23:04:57

#12082

Adams_BJ: Russian warship, go fuck yourself; +2,054|6895|Little Bentcock

Hurricane2k9 wrote:
i don't know whether to put this in EE chats or here, but I would like to know how to force my mind to give me a wet dream

dont jerk off for a month. your body will do it itself.

im not even kidding.

2012-02-13 23:05:11

#12083

Ultrafunkula: Hector: Ding, ding, ding, ding...; +1,975|6746|6 6 4 oh, I forget

Don't wank for a month.

2012-02-13 23:05:25

#12084

Kmar: Truth is my Bitch; +5,695|6873|132 and Bush

Ultrafunkula wrote:
13urnzz wrote:
bugz wrote:
Can we kill this thread now?
Not until Kmar meets the mysterious lady he doesn't remember. I need to know how the story ends!

blurred for mystery.....

Xbone Stormsurgezz

2012-02-13 23:06:52

#12085

Kmar: Truth is my Bitch; +5,695|6873|132 and Bush

Ultrafunkula wrote:
Don't wank for a month.

impossible

Xbone Stormsurgezz

2012-02-13 23:08:30

#12086

Hurricane2k9: Pendulous Sweaty Balls; +1,538|5974|College Park, MD

Adams_BJ wrote:
Hurricane2k9 wrote:
i don't know whether to put this in EE chats or here, but I would like to know how to force my mind to give me a wet dream
dont jerk off for a month. your body will do it itself.

im not even kidding.

Ultrafunkula wrote:
Don't wank for a month.

well I guess that ain't ever gonna happen

Jaekus wrote:
Why would you want that?

i have some very vivid dreams, it'd be nice to have one involving sex for once. i did tell y'all about these two dreams where my own mind cockblocked me yeah?

2012-02-13 23:08:34

#12087

Jaekus: I'm the matchstick that you'll never lose; +957|5451|Sydney

Kmar wrote:
Ultrafunkula wrote:
13urnzz wrote:

Not until Kmar meets the mysterious lady he doesn't remember. I need to know how the story ends!
blurred for mystery.....

I had a similar conversation, only it was during sex as opposed to online

2012-02-13 23:08:35

#12088

Miggle: FUCK UBISOFT; +1,411|7014|FUCK UBISOFT

you blurred it to keep us from knowing who it is?

well if it was somebody we don't know, then we wouldn't know who it was anyways.

so you would blur it if it was somebody we know.

and that means it must be

Spoiler (highlight to read):
burnzz

2012-02-13 23:09:49

#12089

Kmar: Truth is my Bitch; +5,695|6873|132 and Bush

Jaekus wrote:
Kmar wrote:
Ultrafunkula wrote:

Not until Kmar meets the mysterious lady he doesn't remember. I need to know how the story ends!
blurred for mystery.....
I had a similar conversation, only it was during sex as opposed to online

Oh we have those both online and in person..lol.

anticipation is good.

Xbone Stormsurgezz

2012-02-13 23:10:02

#12090

Jaekus: I'm the matchstick that you'll never lose; +957|5451|Sydney

Hurricane2k9 wrote:
Adams_BJ wrote:
Hurricane2k9 wrote:
i don't know whether to put this in EE chats or here, but I would like to know how to force my mind to give me a wet dream
dont jerk off for a month. your body will do it itself.

im not even kidding.
Ultrafunkula wrote:
Don't wank for a month.
well I guess that ain't ever gonna happen

Jaekus wrote:
Why would you want that?
i have some very vivid dreams, it'd be nice to have one involving sex for once. i did tell y'all about these two dreams where my own mind cockblocked me yeah?

How about instead of learning to force your mind to have a wet dream you force your mind to go out and pick up a chick?

2012-02-13 23:10:38

#12091

Kmar: Truth is my Bitch; +5,695|6873|132 and Bush

Miggle wrote:
you blurred it to keep us from knowing who it is?

well if it was somebody we don't know, then we wouldn't know who it was anyways.

so you would blur it if it was somebody we know.

and that means it must be

Spoiler (highlight to read):
burnzz

nice cover migs.. but they're on to us already.

Xbone Stormsurgezz

2012-02-13 23:11:16

#12092

Hurricane2k9: Pendulous Sweaty Balls; +1,538|5974|College Park, MD

Jaekus wrote:
Hurricane2k9 wrote:
Adams_BJ wrote:

dont jerk off for a month. your body will do it itself.

im not even kidding.
Ultrafunkula wrote:
Don't wank for a month.
well I guess that ain't ever gonna happen

Jaekus wrote:
Why would you want that?
i have some very vivid dreams, it'd be nice to have one involving sex for once. i did tell y'all about these two dreams where my own mind cockblocked me yeah?
How about instead of learning to force your mind to have a wet dream you force your mind to go out and pick up a chick?

well a man's gotta sleep at some point, and i'm not a big fan of sleep so anything to entice me to sleep is a plus in my book

2012-02-13 23:11:25

#12093

Jaekus: I'm the matchstick that you'll never lose; +957|5451|Sydney

Kmar wrote:
Jaekus wrote:
Kmar wrote:

blurred for mystery.....
I had a similar conversation, only it was during sex as opposed to online
Oh we have those both online and in person..lol.

anticipation is good.

Very good.

2012-02-13 23:11:37

#12094

Winston_Churchill: Bazinga!; +521|7011|Toronto | Canada

the fuck is tlc

2012-02-13 23:11:52

#12095

Jaekus: I'm the matchstick that you'll never lose; +957|5451|Sydney

Hurricane2k9 wrote:
Jaekus wrote:
Hurricane2k9 wrote:
Adams_BJ wrote:
dont jerk off for a month. your body will do it itself.

im not even kidding.
Ultrafunkula wrote:
Don't wank for a month.
well I guess that ain't ever gonna happen

i have some very vivid dreams, it'd be nice to have one involving sex for once. i did tell y'all about these two dreams where my own mind cockblocked me yeah?
How about instead of learning to force your mind to have a wet dream you force your mind to go out and pick up a chick?
well a man's gotta sleep at some point, and i'm not a big fan of sleep so anything to entice me to sleep is a plus in my book

Valium works pretty well.

2012-02-13 23:11:57

#12096

Ultrafunkula: Hector: Ding, ding, ding, ding...; +1,975|6746|6 6 4 oh, I forget

Kmar wrote:
Ultrafunkula wrote:
Don't wank for a month.
impossible

I've tried it twice in my early twenties over 10 years ago. The urge, man. The urge! I think the bright idea was to have an enormous feeling of joy when I would find some hot chick to bang. No memory on did I find someone or did I just google for some milfs

2012-02-13 23:12:04

#12097

Kmar: Truth is my Bitch; +5,695|6873|132 and Bush

Winston_Churchill wrote:
the fuck is tlc

rubbin herself n stuff..

Xbone Stormsurgezz

2012-02-13 23:12:20

#12098

Hurricane2k9: Pendulous Sweaty Balls; +1,538|5974|College Park, MD

Jaekus wrote:
Hurricane2k9 wrote:
Jaekus wrote:

How about instead of learning to force your mind to have a wet dream you force your mind to go out and pick up a chick?
well a man's gotta sleep at some point, and i'm not a big fan of sleep so anything to entice me to sleep is a plus in my book
Valium works pretty well.

not into the whole drug abuse thing (inb4alcoholisadrug)

2012-02-13 23:12:40

#12099

Miggle: FUCK UBISOFT; +1,411|7014|FUCK UBISOFT

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2012-02-13 23:12:55

#12100

Winston_Churchill: Bazinga!; +521|7011|Toronto | Canada

Kmar wrote:
Winston_Churchill wrote:
the fuck is tlc
rubbin herself n stuff..

i figured that out myself but why is it 'tlc'. ive never heard that before

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