Adams_BJ
Russian warship, go fuck yourself
+2,054|6880|Little Bentcock

-Sh1fty- wrote:

Exactly, and people seem to think that's a bad thing.
I would rather turn gay than have sex once a week in one position with not lights and no foreplay. It would be like blowing your nose.
-Sh1fty-
plundering yee booty
+510|5731|Ventura, California
Adams, where did you get that stereotype? Have you spoken to Christians about their sex lives?

Sexually pleasing one's spouse is actually a religious duty in the Bible.
And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.
Adams_BJ
Russian warship, go fuck yourself
+2,054|6880|Little Bentcock
when you're that conservative, its a given. Sex has a lot to to with personality. Outgoing, open minded, experimental people with a healthy dose of reality are generally going to have a more exciting, explored sex life. Everything that hardcore church goers are not. They will do it as their duty, but they will have no.. lust for it I guess.

I mean after all, doggy style is for the natives!
-Sh1fty-
plundering yee booty
+510|5731|Ventura, California
So you're saying if I marry a nice Christian women my sex life will suck?

what do you recommend doctor?
And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.
Adams_BJ
Russian warship, go fuck yourself
+2,054|6880|Little Bentcock
a girl who doesn't go to church.
Mutantbear
Semi Constructive Criticism
+1,431|6222|London, England

you dont marry for sex
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HaiBai
Your thoughts, insights, and musings on this matter intrigue me
+304|5742|Bolingbrook, Illinois

Adams_BJ wrote:

when you're that conservative, its a given. Sex has a lot to to with personality. Outgoing, open minded, experimental people with a healthy dose of reality are generally going to have a more exciting, explored sex life. Everything that hardcore church goers are not. They will do it as their duty, but they will have no.. lust for it I guess.

I mean after all, doggy style is for the natives!
lol

TIL theists are boring, close minded people
Adams_BJ
Russian warship, go fuck yourself
+2,054|6880|Little Bentcock

HaiBai wrote:

Adams_BJ wrote:

when you're that conservative, its a given. Sex has a lot to to with personality. Outgoing, open minded, experimental people with a healthy dose of reality are generally going to have a more exciting, explored sex life. Everything that hardcore church goers are not. They will do it as their duty, but they will have no.. lust for it I guess.

I mean after all, doggy style is for the natives!
lol

TIL theists are boring, close minded people
he asked hardcore church goers, not every day believers, derp.
Jay
Bork! Bork! Bork!
+2,006|5616|London, England
People, shifty wants this life

https://images.eonline.com/eol_images/Entire_Site/20090813//425.theduggars.lc.081309.jpg

She obviously puts out.
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
HaiBai
Your thoughts, insights, and musings on this matter intrigue me
+304|5742|Bolingbrook, Illinois

Adams_BJ wrote:

HaiBai wrote:

Adams_BJ wrote:

when you're that conservative, its a given. Sex has a lot to to with personality. Outgoing, open minded, experimental people with a healthy dose of reality are generally going to have a more exciting, explored sex life. Everything that hardcore church goers are not. They will do it as their duty, but they will have no.. lust for it I guess.

I mean after all, doggy style is for the natives!
lol

TIL theists are boring, close minded people
he asked hardcore church goers, not every day believers, derp.
maybe.  but someone can be a "hardcore" christian while being outgoing and open minded.  and yes, they can also have crazy wild sex (if it's with their spouse), and they love it and have lust for it.  how do i know?  i've been told directly by married couples, who are "hardcore" christians.  the fact that they would share their sex life with a group of teenagers is enough proof that "hardcore" christians can be outgoing and open minded.
HaiBai
Your thoughts, insights, and musings on this matter intrigue me
+304|5742|Bolingbrook, Illinois

Jay wrote:

People, shifty wants this life



She obviously puts out.
maybe they're too retarded to have sex during the parts of a woman's cycle in which she's unlikely to get pregnant
Adams_BJ
Russian warship, go fuck yourself
+2,054|6880|Little Bentcock

HaiBai wrote:

Adams_BJ wrote:

HaiBai wrote:


lol

TIL theists are boring, close minded people
he asked hardcore church goers, not every day believers, derp.
maybe.  but someone can be a "hardcore" christian while being outgoing and open minded.  and yes, they can also have crazy wild sex (if it's with their spouse), and they love it and have lust for it.  how do i know?  i've been told directly by married couples, who are "hardcore" christians.  the fact that they would share their sex life with a group of teenagers is enough proof that "hardcore" christians can be outgoing and open minded.
Ive not met a single hardcore christian couple, anywhere (my family is mildly religious, and well travelled) that has explored sex past the allowed, godly way. Half of the fun stuff is frowned upon, after all.
HaiBai
Your thoughts, insights, and musings on this matter intrigue me
+304|5742|Bolingbrook, Illinois
uh, what's the 'allowed, godly way' of sex?
HaiBai
Your thoughts, insights, and musings on this matter intrigue me
+304|5742|Bolingbrook, Illinois
and what's frowned upon besides sticking it into another man's butt?

i understand where you're coming from if you're gay, but otherwise, you've completely lost me.
-Sh1fty-
plundering yee booty
+510|5731|Ventura, California

Mutantbear wrote:

you dont marry for sex
hurr duur obviously not

Haibai hit home on the subject with his posts.

I really am indecisive about the sex before marriage thing. I can never seem to take my own advice.
And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.
Macbeth
Banned
+2,444|5843

I don't see why any human being would want to get married and be tied down.
Adams_BJ
Russian warship, go fuck yourself
+2,054|6880|Little Bentcock

HaiBai wrote:

and what's frowned upon besides sticking it into another man's butt?

i understand where you're coming from if you're gay, but otherwise, you've completely lost me.
anal sex, protected sex, prostate stimulation, sex with multiple partners, sex before marriage etc etc - things seen as craven in the eyes of the lord. Dont make me spell everything out for you man, you know what is considered healthy and what is considered taboo, youre just playing devils advocate. I was merely pointing out the difference between a strong sex drive, and an exciting sex life, and the difference between those that are free from the fear of being judged over their desires to those that are god fearing and wish to ascend to heaven.

Last edited by Adams_BJ (2012-02-13 18:08:20)

Ilocano
buuuurrrrrrppppp.......
+341|6925

Adams_BJ wrote:

HaiBai wrote:

and what's frowned upon besides sticking it into another man's butt?

i understand where you're coming from if you're gay, but otherwise, you've completely lost me.
anal sex, protected sex, prostate stimulation, sex with multiple partners, sex before marriage etc etc - things seen as craven in the eyes of the lord. Dont make me spell everything out for you man, you know what is considered healthy and what is considered taboo, youre just playing devils advocate. I was merely pointing out the difference between a strong sex drive, and an exciting sex life, and the difference between those that are free from the fear of being judged over their desires to those that are god fearing and wish to ascend to heaven.
Oh, please.  They just don't talk about it publicly.


And then, there's this: http://abcnews.go.com/Nightline/story?i … amp;page=1

Kotb is a devout Muslim who has one unique mission for the Arab world: have more sex.

"Wherever, however and whenever," Kotb said, "because having sex in the same place, with the same women, the same way, same steps -- this drives you into the most widespread complaints."

Kotb, a certified sex therapist in Egypt, deals with all sorts of topics in her private sex clinic for married couples. In her part of the world, discussing sex is taboo. It's not something talked about openly -- especially by women.

Once a week, however, Kotb hosts a sex advice show that is broadcast across the Arab world, and she does not hold back.

Kotb will answer phone-in questions from the public about ejaculation, oral sex and even recommends what she thinks are the best sexual positions.
HaiBai
Your thoughts, insights, and musings on this matter intrigue me
+304|5742|Bolingbrook, Illinois

Adams_BJ wrote:

HaiBai wrote:

and what's frowned upon besides sticking it into another man's butt?

i understand where you're coming from if you're gay, but otherwise, you've completely lost me.
anal sex, protected sex, prostate stimulation, sex with multiple partners, sex before marriage etc etc - things seen as craven in the eyes of the lord. Dont make me spell everything out for you man, you know what is considered healthy and what is considered taboo, youre just playing devils advocate. I was merely pointing out the difference between a strong sex drive, and an exciting sex life, and the difference between those that are free from the fear of being judged over their desires to those that are god fearing and wish to ascend to heaven.
anal sex and prostate stimulation are both fine.  don't know where you got those from.

obviously, protected sex, sex with anyone other than your wife, and sex before marriage are not allowed.

you can avoid pregnancy without using birth control/condoms, so that doesn't mean anything.

so basically, having sex with anyone other than your spouse is why you're saying a 'christian's' sex life is not exciting, which i already pointed out.  i guess you can make that point, but your spouse is the only person you should be having sex with in the longrun, so it's honestly not that big of a problem.
Jaekus
I'm the matchstick that you'll never lose
+957|5436|Sydney

-Sh1fty- wrote:

Mutantbear wrote:

you dont marry for sex
hurr duur obviously not

Haibai hit home on the subject with his posts.

I really am indecisive about the sex before marriage thing. I can never seem to take my own advice.
Would you sign the mortgage on a house without checking it out first?
Would you sign the mortgage on the only house you looked at?

Think about it.
-Sh1fty-
plundering yee booty
+510|5731|Ventura, California
How is protected sex not allowed? Which denomination says that, besides the catholics?

The Bible (KJV) doesn't ban any sexual activity within marriage between a couple
And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.
HaiBai
Your thoughts, insights, and musings on this matter intrigue me
+304|5742|Bolingbrook, Illinois

Jaekus wrote:

-Sh1fty- wrote:

Mutantbear wrote:

you dont marry for sex
hurr duur obviously not

Haibai hit home on the subject with his posts.

I really am indecisive about the sex before marriage thing. I can never seem to take my own advice.
Would you sign the mortgage on a house without checking it out first?
Would you sign the mortgage on the only house you looked at?

Think about it.
i obviously have no experience, but are you seriously saying that bad sex indicates that a couple can't passionately love each other?
Jaekus
I'm the matchstick that you'll never lose
+957|5436|Sydney

HaiBai wrote:

Jaekus wrote:

-Sh1fty- wrote:


hurr duur obviously not

Haibai hit home on the subject with his posts.

I really am indecisive about the sex before marriage thing. I can never seem to take my own advice.
Would you sign the mortgage on a house without checking it out first?
Would you sign the mortgage on the only house you looked at?

Think about it.
i obviously have no experience, but are you seriously saying that bad sex indicates that a couple can't passionately love each other?
No, that's not what I'm saying. How did you come to that conclusion?
Jay
Bork! Bork! Bork!
+2,006|5616|London, England

HaiBai wrote:

Jay wrote:

People, shifty wants this life



She obviously puts out.
maybe they're too retarded to have sex during the parts of a woman's cycle in which she's unlikely to get pregnant
https://images.paraorkut.com/img/funnypics/images/l/lol-12924.jpg

Or they can not be retarded and catholic and instead use a rubber or take birth control pills.
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
Macbeth
Banned
+2,444|5843

Jay wrote:

HaiBai wrote:

Jay wrote:

People, shifty wants this life



She obviously puts out.
maybe they're too retarded to have sex during the parts of a woman's cycle in which she's unlikely to get pregnant


Or they can not be retarded and catholic and instead use a rubber or take birth control pills.
Please stop using that image.

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