The BF2s girl-problems thread

2012-01-22 20:32:40

#11401

Jay: Bork! Bork! Bork!; +2,006|5632|London, England

Adams_BJ wrote:
they have such big dresses because they are so FAT, right jay?

They have to hide the fact that they are barefoot, pregnant, and have a very long string wrapped around one ankle, and leading back to their kitchen. That string rolls up like the cord on a vacuum cleaner. Marvelous to behold.

"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat

2012-01-22 20:33:14

#11402

Adams_BJ: Russian warship, go fuck yourself; +2,054|6896|Little Bentcock

and hairy legs, right?

2012-01-22 20:33:51

#11403

Jay: Bork! Bork! Bork!; +2,006|5632|London, England

No way. Feminine women shave. A soldier or marine would never deign marry a non-feminine woman.

"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat

2012-01-22 20:35:27

#11404

-Whiteroom-: Pineapplewhat; +572|6933|BC, Canada

They will wait for you faithfully. Thats what army wives do.

2012-01-22 20:36:22

#11405

Adams_BJ: Russian warship, go fuck yourself; +2,054|6896|Little Bentcock

Adams_BJ wrote:
Blade4509 wrote:
Haha, I'm Air Force. Yeah, don't get me wrong. So many hotties at the air force ball, but I already got mine, and now she's gonna be away from me for quite a while. Not deployment long, but still sucks.
she's got hard dick in her and calling out another guy's name right now, bro

2012-01-22 20:36:48

#11406

Jay: Bork! Bork! Bork!; +2,006|5632|London, England

-Whiteroom- wrote:
They will wait for you faithfully. Thats what army wives do.

"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat

2012-01-22 21:08:12

#11407

Hurricane2k9: Pendulous Sweaty Balls; +1,538|5976|College Park, MD

for a group that prides itself on honor and loyalty there sure seems to be a shitload of cheating

https://static.bf2s.com/files/user/36793/marylandsig.jpg

2012-01-22 21:12:29

#11408

Mutantbear: Semi Constructive Criticism; +1,431|6239|London, England

no shit, people go into the military young. You arent going to find too many loyal/young women

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unless they are nasty as shit LOL

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2012-01-22 21:13:44

#11409

Cybargs: Moderated; +2,285|6990

Hurricane2k9 wrote:
for a group that prides itself on honor and loyalty there sure seems to be a shitload of cheating

girls are hornier than men.

https://terminallance.com/comics/2010-11-16-Strip_81_Myths_and_Legends_III_web.gif

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2012-01-22 21:14:34

#11410

Mutantbear: Semi Constructive Criticism; +1,431|6239|London, England

wtf who names their son jody

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2012-01-22 21:14:58

#11411

Hurricane2k9: Pendulous Sweaty Balls; +1,538|5976|College Park, MD

i know a guy named jody

2012-01-22 21:16:35

#11412

Cybargs: Moderated; +2,285|6990

Mutantbear wrote:
wtf who names their son jody

In the Marines, a “Jody” is a generalized term meaning: any man who stays home while everyone else goes to war. He gets to enjoy all the things the Marines are missing, more specifically the Marine’s girlfriend back at home while the Marine is away on active duty. The reason that they’re called Jody specifically dates back to black soldiers in WWII. They took a character from old blues songs named Joe the Grinder (or Joe D. Grinder) who would steal the ladies of inmates and soldiers, and clipped his name to Jody.

http://terminallance.com/2010/11/16/ter … gends-iii/

oh and the loyal military wives? dependapotamus

https://terminallance.com/comics/2010-08-06-Strip_56_Dependapotamus_web.gif

Last edited by Cybargs (2012-01-22 21:17:02)

2012-01-22 21:19:18

#11413

Mutantbear: Semi Constructive Criticism; +1,431|6239|London, England

that comic is too smart for me holy shit

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2012-01-23 03:26:55

#11414

Amdi Peter: peut-être; +111|5822|paris

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2012-01-23 05:04:05

#11415

Jaekus: I'm the matchstick that you'll never lose; +957|5452|Sydney

For those lads who aren't experienced with the fairer sex, a little advice...

https://static.bf2s.com/files/user/52172/waterslide.jpg

2012-01-23 05:14:50

#11416

Sisco: grandmaster league revivalist; +493|6617

siihb

https://www.abload.de/img/bf3-bf2ssig0250wvn.jpg

2012-01-24 00:44:57

#11417

Kmar: Truth is my Bitch; +5,695|6875|132 and Bush

Just when you think things are starting to cool off, someone drops the l word on you.. and i don't mean lesbian.

Xbone Stormsurgezz

2012-01-24 01:45:30

#11418

Cybargs: Moderated; +2,285|6990

Kmar wrote:
Just when you think things are starting to cool off, someone drops the l word on you.. and i don't mean lesbian.

the fall of the fwb system.

2012-01-24 01:50:51

#11419

Kmar: Truth is my Bitch; +5,695|6875|132 and Bush

We were really close friends to begin with.. as in we shared everything with each other.. first person we turn to type stuff.

Xbone Stormsurgezz

2012-01-24 02:26:45

#11420

Mutantbear: Semi Constructive Criticism; +1,431|6239|London, England

sounds a lot like louvre to me

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2012-01-24 03:35:25

#11421

Sisco: grandmaster league revivalist; +493|6617

Okeh guys, I need some advise. I broke up with my gf a few weeks ago. We were together for around 2,5 months, which apparently was enought time for her to fall in love with me so that I broke her heart.
When do you reckon I can approach her as a friend? Because she is really cool and I loved hanging out with her. I want to try to make a friendship work, but I´m unsure how long I should wait to get in contact again. Any tips?

2012-01-24 03:38:21

#11422

Jaekus: I'm the matchstick that you'll never lose; +957|5452|Sydney

Thing is, everyone is different. Some people will be cool in a while, some might need some total space for a longer period of time and some will never remain friends with their exes. Which one do you reckon she is?

2012-01-24 03:43:44

#11423

Jaekus: I'm the matchstick that you'll never lose; +957|5452|Sydney

Kmar wrote:
Just when you think things are starting to cool off, someone drops the l word on you.. and i don't mean lesbian.

Sounds like you're a bit unsure either way?

2012-01-24 04:03:17

#11424

Finray: Hup! Dos, Tres, Cuatro; +2,629|6062|Catherine Black

Sisco wrote:
Okeh guys, I need some advise. I broke up with my gf a few weeks ago. We were together for around 2,5 months, which apparently was enought time for her to fall in love with me so that I broke her heart.
When do you reckon I can approach her as a friend? Because she is really cool and I loved hanging out with her. I want to try to make a friendship work, but I´m unsure how long I should wait to get in contact again. Any tips?

I think the rule of thumb is half the time you went out for. Obviously that's not foolproof, hence why it took me two years to start talking to my ex again (and I'm pretty sure she's not all that keen on the idea). Just play it by ear. If it doesn't feel awkward then you're good.

2012-01-24 05:06:28

#11425

Sisco: grandmaster league revivalist; +493|6617

Jaekus wrote:
Thing is, everyone is different. Some people will be cool in a while, some might need some total space for a longer period of time and some will never remain friends with their exes. Which one do you reckon she is?

Hm, yeah. She is very uncomplicated but with the whole love thing I might wait another month, then test the waters.
That would be around the time suggested by Finny´s.
Thanks guys.

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