Nah I always set my toilet paper that way. It's just nicer for me.
So do I, but I don't think about it to the point I need to post about it on the internet complete with pictorial.
I posted it because somebody made a comment about women using too much toilet paper. I explained why they use too much. They put the roll on the damn side because they never piss standing and don't have to tear it like we do, so they just rip it and always end up with too much.Jaekus wrote:
So do I, but I don't think about it to the point I need to post about it on the internet complete with pictorial.
ugeddit?
edit: so do you guys think dinner and a movie is a good idea for me to ask the lady out to tomorrow? and if so, which first?
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And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.
If you dont have a lot of chemistry with the girl or you dont have a lot to talk about to her go to the movie first because silent dinners are fucking lame and the movie will give you something to talk about
omg this actor is so cute i wish i was an actor my dad knew an actor really my dad is an actor oh shit dude thats cool bro have sex with me
everytime
omg this actor is so cute i wish i was an actor my dad knew an actor really my dad is an actor oh shit dude thats cool bro have sex with me
everytime
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Movie and dinner just sounds weird in that order.
Xbone Stormsurgezz
why?
And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.
maybe if you are old and cant eat dinner later than 9 or some shit
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hey shifty why dont you ask her what she wants first
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hey shifty why dont you ask her what she wants first
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I thought about that. That's what I was originally going to go with but then somebody said that doesn't make me sound confident if I'm all like, "cool, ok so...what do you want to do?" xDMutantbear wrote:
maybe if you are old and cant eat dinner later than 9 or some shit
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hey shifty why dont you ask her what she wants first
And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.
"Hey girl are you hungry? Wanna grab something to eat or do you want to just go to the movie"
"Yeah cool lets get something after" or "Yeah im getting pretty hungry because I dont eat anything and im like 110 pounds girl im in the military"
"Yeah cool lets get something after" or "Yeah im getting pretty hungry because I dont eat anything and im like 110 pounds girl im in the military"
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give me your number son ill text you some good lines
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Make suggestions. Don't ask what she wants to do like you have no clue, say "I know this really cool diner" or "there's a movie I've been dying to see" or "I've been keen on some mini golf for ages now" etc. and then "what do you think?"-Sh1fty- wrote:
I thought about that. That's what I was originally going to go with but then somebody said that doesn't make me sound confident if I'm all like, "cool, ok so...what do you want to do?" xDMutantbear wrote:
maybe if you are old and cant eat dinner later than 9 or some shit
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hey shifty why dont you ask her what she wants first
With our first date I asked my girl what food she likes, she said she absolutely loves seafood, which is good coz so do I, so I took her to the best seafood restaurant in Brisbane. My ex works there (lol) but we get along fine so I asked her some food and wine recommendations. Went superbly.
tl;dr - find out what she likes and go from there. It's something to talk about, means you can plan it better and girls like it when you're trying to get to know them better.
don't give her any choices. women like alphamales, if you let her pick it makes you look weak. What are you not smart enough to make the right choice? I mean I know you aren't but she doesn't yet, and you won't let her.
wait, why do you need toilet paper when you are pissing, shifty?
Like Adams said, I don't really get why you need paper when you're pissing.-Sh1fty- wrote:
I posted it because somebody made a comment about women using too much toilet paper. I explained why they use too much. They put the roll on the damn side because they never piss standing and don't have to tear it like we do, so they just rip it and always end up with too much.Jaekus wrote:
So do I, but I don't think about it to the point I need to post about it on the internet complete with pictorial.
ugeddit?
Also, you didn't explain "why", not that you needed to anyway.
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Yeah, that's odd.Adams_BJ wrote:
wait, why do you need toilet paper when you are pissing, shifty?
to dab penisPrivateVendetta wrote:
Yeah, that's odd.Adams_BJ wrote:
wait, why do you need toilet paper when you are pissing, shifty?
Yeah, I started doing that a few years back. Feels weird not to, now.
Miggle wrote:
don't give her any choices. women like alphamales, if you let her pick it makes you look weak. What are you not smart enough to make the right choice? I mean I know you aren't but she doesn't yet, and you won't let her.
this song describes what bitches want from a man.
You wipe your dick after you pee? You live with too many women.-Sh1fty- wrote:
I posted it because somebody made a comment about women using too much toilet paper. I explained why they use too much. They put the roll on the damn side because they never piss standing and don't have to tear it like we do, so they just rip it and always end up with too much.Jaekus wrote:
So do I, but I don't think about it to the point I need to post about it on the internet complete with pictorial.
ugeddit?
edit: so do you guys think dinner and a movie is a good idea for me to ask the lady out to tomorrow? and if so, which first?
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
-Frederick Bastiat
Have you scheduled your sex change operation yet?FFLink wrote:
Yeah, I started doing that a few years back. Feels weird not to, now.
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
-Frederick Bastiat
link is good eggs. it's that random euro that came back recently that pretended to be a girl
Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
I like my boxers to be piss free, but it's probably just a run off from ocd ticks. I also wash my hands like 15 times a day, after I eat anything, piss, shit, wank, etc.Jay wrote:
Have you scheduled your sex change operation yet?FFLink wrote:
Yeah, I started doing that a few years back. Feels weird not to, now.
Exactly. Even a drop of piss is enough to make me feel disgusting.
I like my dick clean. I use it a lot.
I like my dick clean. I use it a lot.
just give it a few flicks and be on your way
But... It's not enough..!
It's a good thing I'm drunk 90% of the times I use public urinals, too, I guess...
It's a good thing I'm drunk 90% of the times I use public urinals, too, I guess...