Pretty sure you're not going to hell if you do what is about the most normal and natural thing in the entirety of the human race - bang chicks.-Sh1fty- wrote:
Sometimes I really hate my religion. Wish I had a FWB at times
you could also get a girlfriend and simultaneously appease god and your cock
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Hurricane2k9 wrote:
you could also get a girlfriend and simultaneously appease god and your cock
was that an offer?Hurricane2k9 wrote:
you could also get a girlfriend and simultaneously appease god and your cock
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I wouldn't even know how to get a FWB. All my friends are stronger Christians than I and would never consider it. That leaves co-workers (one of whom is actually really hot and single) and a few random friends here and there.
And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.
wtf is an fwb
Friend with benefits, ie. fuck buddy.Cybargs wrote:
wtf is an fwb
damn a fwb would be pretty cool
How to get one?
How to get one?
And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.
oic. yeah my last fwb is my current gf. i find it a good way to see if a girl can be in a proper relationship and if they genuinely like you since theres no relationship obligations and what not.Jaekus wrote:
Friend with benefits, ie. fuck buddy.Cybargs wrote:
wtf is an fwb
shifty: not being a motarded fucking boot would be one
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thx cybargs, <3 u 2!
Wish I could get advice around here. All I ever get is "shifty" you're retarded. It's like being at school and asking the teacher for help only to get "You're an idiot STFU and GTFO" If you say I'm uneducated than educate me
Wish I could get advice around here. All I ever get is "shifty" you're retarded. It's like being at school and asking the teacher for help only to get "You're an idiot STFU and GTFO" If you say I'm uneducated than educate me
And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.
I think there's been enough advice thrown your way that you've chosen to ignore or decided that you seem to have the better idea, so people have given up.
not in this thread
only place I differ with you guys is religion
only place I differ with you guys is religion
And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.
everyone tells you stop being something you are not. you are not a marine yet, dont get all motarded. hell calling you a boot would be an honor, youre not even a poolee yet.-Sh1fty- wrote:
thx cybargs, <3 u 2!
Wish I could get advice around here. All I ever get is "shifty" you're retarded. It's like being at school and asking the teacher for help only to get "You're an idiot STFU and GTFO" If you say I'm uneducated than educate me
besides the whole military macho thing only works IF YOURE IN THE MILITARY. youre a swiss stick, nobody will take you seriously if you tell them youre gonna join the marines. keep that shit to yourself. oh and not being home schooled will get you girls, after all high school is just about as academics as much as social skills.
btw if anyones into asians, theres two types of asian girls: ones who date white guys and ones who only dates asians.
But it's always been "ask her out" or whatnot, and there's always an excuse of being "busy at the time" or "she lives a bit far away". I work a couple jobs, play in a couple bands and my girlfriend lives 1,000km away.-Sh1fty- wrote:
not in this thread
only place I differ with you guys is religion
If you were serious you would overcome these obstacles instead of using them as excuses.
well obviously, you could have said asian girls date white guys or they dontCybargs wrote:
btw if anyones into asians, theres two types of asian girls: ones who date white guys and ones who only dates asians.
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One of my housemates is into Asian girls (his current and previous two girlfriends are all Asian) and he said Asians are fascinated by beards.Mutantbear wrote:
well obviously, you could have said asian girls date white guys or they dontCybargs wrote:
btw if anyones into asians, theres two types of asian girls: ones who date white guys and ones who only dates asians.
yeah pretty much, coz asian guys dont get beards lel.Jaekus wrote:
One of my housemates is into Asian girls (his current and previous two girlfriends are all Asian) and he said Asians are fascinated by beards.Mutantbear wrote:
well obviously, you could have said asian girls date white guys or they dontCybargs wrote:
btw if anyones into asians, theres two types of asian girls: ones who date white guys and ones who only dates asians.
mutant: what i mean is if an asian girl only dates asian guys, you got little to no chance of banging them. asians are pretty racist and there is a strong stigma against dating whites (east asians mostly).
I thought most of my reasons were pretty valid tbh. It's not like it's practical to walk 14 miles (7 there 7 back) hope she's working that day, etc.Jaekus wrote:
But it's always been "ask her out" or whatnot, and there's always an excuse of being "busy at the time" or "she lives a bit far away". I work a couple jobs, play in a couple bands and my girlfriend lives 1,000km away.-Sh1fty- wrote:
not in this thread
only place I differ with you guys is religion
If you were serious you would overcome these obstacles instead of using them as excuses.
I was only homeschooled for a total of two years. My social skills are fine. I have a lot of friends.Cybargs wrote:
everyone tells you stop being something you are not. you are not a marine yet, dont get all motarded. hell calling you a boot would be an honor, youre not even a poolee yet.-Sh1fty- wrote:
thx cybargs, <3 u 2!
Wish I could get advice around here. All I ever get is "shifty" you're retarded. It's like being at school and asking the teacher for help only to get "You're an idiot STFU and GTFO" If you say I'm uneducated than educate me
besides the whole military macho thing only works IF YOURE IN THE MILITARY. youre a swiss stick, nobody will take you seriously if you tell them youre gonna join the marines. keep that shit to yourself. oh and not being home schooled will get you girls, after all high school is just about as academics as much as social skills.
The whole military thing? Well damn Cybargs, I'm trying my fucking hardest to get in and I don't go shouting my intentions from street corners but if people ask me what I'm doing I say I'm in HS. Most people with a brain ask why I'm 19 and still in HS then I tell them it's for the military.
And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.
Where there's a will there's a way. I'm sure you can come up with other alternatives. Like getting her phone number so you can talk to her and work it out from there, rather than thinking of buying a WRX in the next year or so and hoping she's still available.-Sh1fty- wrote:
I thought most of my reasons were pretty valid tbh. It's not like it's practical to walk 14 miles (7 there 7 back) hope she's working that day, etc.Jaekus wrote:
But it's always been "ask her out" or whatnot, and there's always an excuse of being "busy at the time" or "she lives a bit far away". I work a couple jobs, play in a couple bands and my girlfriend lives 1,000km away.-Sh1fty- wrote:
not in this thread
only place I differ with you guys is religion
If you were serious you would overcome these obstacles instead of using them as excuses.
no car no girl. You arent going to get a girl far away without a car.
stop looking for a way to get a girl without a car, just get a car
stop looking for a way to get a girl without a car, just get a car
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and he wants to join the marines as well lol. military + a car = youre a moranMutantbear wrote:
no car no girl. You arent going to get a girl far away without a car.
stop looking for a way to get a girl without a car, just get a car
That's what I'm saying, plus I'm in SoCal! I don't see why it's so hard for everybody to believe me. "Where there's a will there's a way!" yeah I have a will to buy a car, and my way is work. It's taking ages to save up enough for a car and my grandparents won't let me use their old car which they hardly touch.Mutantbear wrote:
no car no girl. You arent going to get a girl far away without a car.
stop looking for a way to get a girl without a car, just get a car
Get her number? Well I do know one of her co-workers and added her on FB so maybe I can ask that chick if she has the girl's # I like.
And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.
dont ask someone else for someones number-Sh1fty- wrote:
That's what I'm saying, plus I'm in SoCal! I don't see why it's so hard for everybody to believe me. "Where there's a will there's a way!" yeah I have a will to buy a car, and my way is work. It's taking ages to save up enough for a car and my grandparents won't let me use their old car which they hardly touch.Mutantbear wrote:
no car no girl. You arent going to get a girl far away without a car.
stop looking for a way to get a girl without a car, just get a car
Get her number? Well I do know one of her co-workers and added her on FB so maybe I can ask that chick if she has the girl's # I like.
thats creepy as shit. Ask her for her number in person when you ask her to a movie. Hey you want to meet there? I dont have a car. Sure lets go.
Talk to her on facebook about mutual intrests.
I dont even know what grade you are in. Are you a senior in high school?
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Borrow a car, or hire one even if it's such a big deal. Or find another girl.Mutantbear wrote:
no car no girl. You arent going to get a girl far away without a car.
stop looking for a way to get a girl without a car, just get a car
His tactic at the moment is to save up money, buy a car and then ask this girl out. By the time that happens she could've banged a few dudes and be in a six month relationship with one of them. Just a waste of time, and it's doing it backwards. He'll be in friendzone way before then; generally the longer you wait the lesser your chances are.