AussieReaper
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+5,761|6404|what

-Sh1fty- wrote:

No it's not that girl, but she also works in a store. We talk from time to time.
"cash or credit?"
"i love you!"
https://i.imgur.com/maVpUMN.png
Jaekus
I'm the matchstick that you'll never lose
+957|5430|Sydney

-Sh1fty- wrote:

No it's not that girl, but she also works in a store. We talk from time to time.
I go to the bottle shop up the road, buy some booze. Sometimes I chat to the guy that works there. Should I ask him out?
Dilbert_X
The X stands for
+1,815|6357|eXtreme to the maX
Did he handle your transaction with quiet efficiency and move straight on to the next customer?
If he did then whatever you're feeling he's feeling exactly the same.
Fuck Israel
-Whiteroom-
Pineapplewhat
+572|6910|BC, Canada

Jaekus wrote:

-Sh1fty- wrote:

No it's not that girl, but she also works in a store. We talk from time to time.
I go to the bottle shop up the road, buy some booze. Sometimes I chat to the guy that works there. Should I ask him out?
Make sure you're buying a nice bottle of wine when you do, show him you have some taste. Also, let your hand linger on his when you give him the cash...
-Sh1fty-
plundering yee booty
+510|5725|Ventura, California

AussieReaper wrote:

-Sh1fty- wrote:

No it's not that girl, but she also works in a store. We talk from time to time.
"cash or credit?"
"i love you!"
And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.
Jaekus
I'm the matchstick that you'll never lose
+957|5430|Sydney

-Whiteroom- wrote:

Jaekus wrote:

-Sh1fty- wrote:

No it's not that girl, but she also works in a store. We talk from time to time.
I go to the bottle shop up the road, buy some booze. Sometimes I chat to the guy that works there. Should I ask him out?
Make sure you're buying a nice bottle of wine when you do, show him you have some taste. Also, let your hand linger on his when you give him the cash...
I should probably wear something tastefully understated too, to show I have a good sense of style.
-Sh1fty-
plundering yee booty
+510|5725|Ventura, California
When you hand him the cash, make sure you have a little note that says "I LOVE YOU" tucked in the folded bill. He'll dig that
And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.
Jaekus
I'm the matchstick that you'll never lose
+957|5430|Sydney
Also I should remember that because we talk from time to time he must be interested in me!
-Sh1fty-
plundering yee booty
+510|5725|Ventura, California
yeah he probably wants to hook up, go for it Jeakus
And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.
Jaekus
I'm the matchstick that you'll never lose
+957|5430|Sydney
But I won't see him this Sunday!
-Sh1fty-
plundering yee booty
+510|5725|Ventura, California
Then see him next Sunday

Love is patient...etc. 1 Corinthians 13
And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.
-Whiteroom-
Pineapplewhat
+572|6910|BC, Canada
...
Jaekus
I'm the matchstick that you'll never lose
+957|5430|Sydney
Maybe I should just keep posting about it here for the next few months and do fuck all about it, just like shifty does!
-Sh1fty-
plundering yee booty
+510|5725|Ventura, California
You should
And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.
AussieReaper
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+5,761|6404|what

-Sh1fty- wrote:

Then see him next Sunday

Love is patient...etc. 1 Corinthians 13
Genesis 25:30
https://i.imgur.com/maVpUMN.png
Jaekus
I'm the matchstick that you'll never lose
+957|5430|Sydney

-Sh1fty- wrote:

You should
I'll be too busy talking to my girlfriend and then going to work.
Finray
Hup! Dos, Tres, Cuatro
+2,629|6040|Catherine Black

AussieReaper wrote:

-Sh1fty- wrote:

Then see him next Sunday

Love is patient...etc. 1 Corinthians 13
Genesis 25:30
He said to Jacob, "Quick, let me have some of that red stew! I'm famished!" (That is why he was also called Edom.)

what
https://i.imgur.com/qwWEP9F.png
Adams_BJ
Russian warship, go fuck yourself
+2,054|6874|Little Bentcock
Obviously its a throw back to sex during her period, Finny..
Jaekus
I'm the matchstick that you'll never lose
+957|5430|Sydney

Adams_BJ wrote:

Obviously its a throw back to sex during her period, Finny..
Fanny.
AussieReaper
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
+5,761|6404|what

Red stew. There is.no.such thing.

It's an euphemism.
https://i.imgur.com/maVpUMN.png
Adams_BJ
Russian warship, go fuck yourself
+2,054|6874|Little Bentcock

Jaekus wrote:

Adams_BJ wrote:

Obviously its a throw back to sex during her period, Finny..
Fanny.
Funny.
Kmar
Truth is my Bitch
+5,695|6852|132 and Bush

Jay wrote:

Kmar wrote:

Not a fan of the redwings
Sweet irony .. that might be my only option tomorrow.. or other games.
Xbone Stormsurgezz
Adams_BJ
Russian warship, go fuck yourself
+2,054|6874|Little Bentcock
when the rivers running red take the chocolate highway.


or just get a gobby.
Kmar
Truth is my Bitch
+5,695|6852|132 and Bush

Neither of us are big on the former..
Xbone Stormsurgezz
Kmar
Truth is my Bitch
+5,695|6852|132 and Bush

I knew... but jus to be sure..lol
https://i.imgur.com/gwbII.jpg
Xbone Stormsurgezz

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