this is why I chose not to be able to swim good
fin's going to eat poo
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but how are you supposed to be able to outswim the sharks and stingraysAdams_BJ wrote:
this is why I chose not to be able to swim good
You make it sound worse than it is, I doubt a lifeguard'd kick you out for a sneaky underwater pinch of the bum. Catching someone shag in the changing rooms, then I could see where you're coming from. But that makes it more funFatherTed wrote:
when i was lifeguarding, kicking out people like you basically made my entire dayFinray wrote:
Protip: swimming is an awesome day out with a girl, plenty fondling and fooling around opportunities.
'but mate'
'no, get out'
'mate'
'nah, out'
'you're a dick'
'yep pretty much, out'
bugz wrote:
but how are you supposed to be able to outswim the sharks and stingraysAdams_BJ wrote:
this is why I chose not to be able to swim good
You eat poo anyway, I gave your mum a cleaveland steamer and she just chucked it in the pool saying 'sergio will sort it' (I assume sergio was her poolboy, could be wrong though).Toilet Sex wrote:
fin's going to eat poo
it's a little bit annoying but i don't particularly see it as harmful unless they're full on fisting in the shallow end. however, the thing lifeguards enjoy most about their job is kicking people out of pools (with much use of the mystical whistle) so really any chance they get they'll take it.Finray wrote:
You make it sound worse than it is, I doubt a lifeguard'd kick you out for a sneaky underwater pinch of the bum. Catching someone shag in the changing rooms, then I could see where you're coming from. But that makes it more funFatherTed wrote:
when i was lifeguarding, kicking out people like you basically made my entire dayFinray wrote:
Protip: swimming is an awesome day out with a girl, plenty fondling and fooling around opportunities.
'but mate'
'no, get out'
'mate'
'nah, out'
'you're a dick'
'yep pretty much, out'
Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
would you blow my whistle if I came to your pool teds?
well no because only the lifeguard get whistles m8y and i don't do it anymore anyway
i'll put your pee pee in my mouth though if that's what you mean?
i'll put your pee pee in my mouth though if that's what you mean?
Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Why is it annoying? Just couples being couples. U jelly?FatherTed wrote:
it's a little bit annoying but i don't particularly see it as harmful unless they're full on fisting in the shallow end. however, the thing lifeguards enjoy most about their job is kicking people out of pools (with much use of the mystical whistle) so really any chance they get they'll take it.Finray wrote:
You make it sound worse than it is, I doubt a lifeguard'd kick you out for a sneaky underwater pinch of the bum. Catching someone shag in the changing rooms, then I could see where you're coming from. But that makes it more funFatherTed wrote:
when i was lifeguarding, kicking out people like you basically made my entire day
'but mate'
'no, get out'
'mate'
'nah, out'
'you're a dick'
'yep pretty much, out'
it's just generally annoying to have to watch for like an hour long shift. same thing as being stuck on a bus with some teenager slobbering all over his 14yr old gf. also parents/nearly dead people love to complain and they really love to complain about 'petting'.
Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
so mrs adams just sent me a link to some lingerie from VS and asked me to get it for her. mega boner now.
false storyFinray wrote:
You eat poo anyway, I gave your mum a cleaveland steamer and she just chucked it in the pool saying 'sergio will sort it' (I assume sergio was her poolboy, could be wrong though).Toilet Sex wrote:
fin's going to eat poo
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Ye alright I can see the logic in that I suppose, you grumpy old bastard.FatherTed wrote:
it's just generally annoying to have to watch for like an hour long shift. same thing as being stuck on a bus with some teenager slobbering all over his 14yr old gf. also parents/nearly dead people love to complain and they really love to complain about 'petting'.
@adams, you get married?
funny, i'm masturbating and have a mega boner as well!Adams_BJ wrote:
so mrs adams just sent me a link to some lingerie from VS and asked me to get it for her. mega boner now.
no man im only 21.
if I was married id be like shifty
if I was married id be like shifty
Well why you calling her Mrs Adams then, god!
Kk I'm tired, nn folks. Xoxox
Kk I'm tired, nn folks. Xoxox
pretty sick innit, extra costs make it quite expensive though to ship to ukAdams_BJ wrote:
so mrs adams just sent me a link to some lingerie from VS and asked me to get it for her. mega boner now.
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stop complaining about money rich boyToilet Sex wrote:
pretty sick innit, extra costs make it quite expensive though to ship to ukAdams_BJ wrote:
so mrs adams just sent me a link to some lingerie from VS and asked me to get it for her. mega boner now.
innit
i'll be happy when they open their expected stores in london
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we can go shopping together TS
doubtful
online tbh
and look at you, as if i'd be seen in public with you
online tbh
and look at you, as if i'd be seen in public with you
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Phil's just jealous and doesn't want to be seen with a better looking man in public.
:D
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