maybe if all goes well you will end up with a nutdrainer instead of a nutcracker
sick, so you can date fish... or wut?
also, the drop down menu for man seeking a woman lol
also, the drop down menu for man seeking a woman lol
Last edited by Toilet Sex (2011-10-09 13:55:33)
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lololToilet Sex wrote:
sick, so you can date fish... or wut?
no clue why she joined it tho :\
RTHKI wrote:
i dont want to live on this planet anymore
Too much time in D&ST will do it tooFloppY_ wrote:
The internet tends to give you that feeling...
no man seeking man or woman seeking woman on christianmingle.com?
FOR SHAME
FOR SHAME
I created an account for the hell of it. They mostly seem pretty normal but I doubt Christians like to put out. That's a deal breaker.
How about Man seeking Woman seeking Woman.Adams_BJ wrote:
no man seeking man or woman seeking woman on christianmingle.com?
FOR SHAME
I might be up for a little 'o that!
Fuck my actual life.
So you guys remember I told you about that girl I screwed (shall be dubbed 'FB' from now on) right before I took her best friend (BF) to the cinema right?
Well I went to the cinema with BF and nothing ended up happening, no chemistry there at all. So I gave up, thinking she wasn't interested in me at all. Haven't spoken to her since then (maybe three weeks ago)
Got back on track with FB after cocking up with her (not really relevant to the point/issue here, may tell if drunk enough sometime) and went swimming with her today. She told me on the bus that BF didn't know I liked her at all (despite pretty openly hitting on her at a few parties, few times at the pub then taking her on a date).
So I'm chillin' tonight and I check my facebook and BF posted '' on my wall, I was like wut why is she talking to me, I ask her what's up she's like 'aw we ain't chatted in a while, go on chat' I was all 'at my bros, gives a text' that was four hours ago, we're still texting, pretty flirtatiously. She mentioned she talked to FB today, I think FB musta said something to BF about me liking her or something.
Wall o' text, wat do.
So you guys remember I told you about that girl I screwed (shall be dubbed 'FB' from now on) right before I took her best friend (BF) to the cinema right?
Well I went to the cinema with BF and nothing ended up happening, no chemistry there at all. So I gave up, thinking she wasn't interested in me at all. Haven't spoken to her since then (maybe three weeks ago)
Got back on track with FB after cocking up with her (not really relevant to the point/issue here, may tell if drunk enough sometime) and went swimming with her today. She told me on the bus that BF didn't know I liked her at all (despite pretty openly hitting on her at a few parties, few times at the pub then taking her on a date).
So I'm chillin' tonight and I check my facebook and BF posted '' on my wall, I was like wut why is she talking to me, I ask her what's up she's like 'aw we ain't chatted in a while, go on chat' I was all 'at my bros, gives a text' that was four hours ago, we're still texting, pretty flirtatiously. She mentioned she talked to FB today, I think FB musta said something to BF about me liking her or something.
Wall o' text, wat do.
Last edited by Finray (2011-10-09 18:29:15)
3some
FB is bi, but BF is only into guys
assuming fb told bf you like her, it doesn't sound like fb is interested in anything
and if you and bf thought the other wasn't interested but actually you both are (?), maybe a 2nd date will tell all...
¯\(°_o)/¯
and if you and bf thought the other wasn't interested but actually you both are (?), maybe a 2nd date will tell all...
¯\(°_o)/¯
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Well of course not, FB only wants my cawk.Toilet Sex wrote:
assuming fb told bf you like her, it doesn't sound like fb is interested in anything
It may very well tell all, and I may have already arranged one by accident, BF told me she loves going swimming, but has nobody to go with, I was like I'm always up for it, fancy going next week sometime? I think I may just make proper plans for that. Thanks philip. Protip: swimming is an awesome day out with a girl, plenty fondling and fooling around opportunities.Toilet Sex wrote:
and if you and bf thought the other wasn't interested but actually you both are (?), maybe a 2nd date will tell all...
¯\(°_o)/¯
all these initials confused me
in other peoples' pissFinray wrote:
Protip: swimming is an awesome day out with a girl, plenty fondling and fooling around opportunities.
you can use the pool at my mother's house if you like
(jk)
:P
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But then I'd be swimming in your pissToilet Sex wrote:
in other peoples' pissFinray wrote:
Protip: swimming is an awesome day out with a girl, plenty fondling and fooling around opportunities.
you can use the pool at my mother's house if you like
(jk)
Yeah, me too. Beginning to regret themAdams_BJ wrote:
all these initials confused me
i don't piss in there silly
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Your mum told me you did
when i was lifeguarding, kicking out people like you basically made my entire dayFinray wrote:
Protip: swimming is an awesome day out with a girl, plenty fondling and fooling around opportunities.
'but mate'
'no, get out'
'mate'
'nah, out'
'you're a dick'
'yep pretty much, out'
Last edited by FatherTed (2011-10-09 19:00:55)
Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
have fun in the public pisspool
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picsFatherTed wrote:
when i was lifeguarding, kicking out people like you basically made my entire day
the top 10% of the water in a pool (i.e the bit you swim in) contain 90% of the non-water bits in the pool. i.e poop, hair, skin cells and pissToilet Sex wrote:
have fun in the public pisspool
have fun swimming guys!
Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
aww man i had a red shirt and whistle and white three-quarter lengths. bitches respected my authority (and my whistle)bugz wrote:
picsFatherTed wrote:
when i was lifeguarding, kicking out people like you basically made my entire day
Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella