The BF2s girl-problems thread

2011-08-30 15:31:31

#8901

Pochsy: Artifice of Eternity; +702|5561|Toronto

lrishpride wrote:
Getting a hotel room this friday and banging the shit out of 17 year old all night saturday night. winning

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mb6mS6Yj_UA

Is that the music you're going to bang to?

You're really on your game, playa.

The shape of an eye in front of the ocean, digging for stones and throwing them against its window pane. Take it down dreamer, take it down deep. - Other Families

2011-08-30 15:41:49

#8902

Kimmmmmmmmmmmm: ©; +1,811|6015

poor girl.

2011-08-30 15:43:56

#8903

Toilet Sex: one love, one pig; +1,775|6590

she'll be a female version of him

slaaaaaaaaaaaaag

♥

2011-08-30 16:05:39

#8904

lrishpride: Member; +68|5166

bugz wrote:
don't get her pregnant

If I ever wanted to get a girl pregnant it's this one. Never met somebody with so much access to daddy's cash ever. it's aweosme

2011-08-30 16:08:21

#8905

Toilet Sex: one love, one pig; +1,775|6590

http://forums.bf2s.com/img/smilies/lol.png

♥

2011-08-30 16:10:57

#8906

lrishpride: Member; +68|5166

also i'm not a slag. I work hard and I play harder

2011-08-30 16:12:06

#8907

-Sh1fty-: plundering yee booty; +510|5492|Ventura, California

Exactly

You're a slag

And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.

2011-08-30 16:12:47

#8908

UnkleRukus: That Guy; +236|5055|Massachusetts, USA

You have no room to talk shifty. You're just plain dumb.

If the women don't find ya handsome. They should at least find ya handy.

2011-08-30 16:13:46

#8909

-Sh1fty-: plundering yee booty; +510|5492|Ventura, California

watch me

And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.

2011-08-30 16:14:44

#8910

UnkleRukus: That Guy; +236|5055|Massachusetts, USA

Watch you what, wallow in your own self pity? Just because you don't have the balls to talk to a chick.

Last edited by UnkleRukus (2011-08-30 16:14:55)

If the women don't find ya handsome. They should at least find ya handy.

2011-08-30 16:21:25

#8911

Jay: Bork! Bork! Bork!; +2,006|5376|London, England

lrishpride wrote:
bugz wrote:
don't get her pregnant
If I ever wanted to get a girl pregnant it's this one. Never met somebody with so much access to daddy's cash ever. it's aweosme

You might be more pathetic than shifty and war man combined...

"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat

2011-08-30 16:25:12

#8912

-Sh1fty-: plundering yee booty; +510|5492|Ventura, California

UnkleRukus wrote:
Watch you what, wallow in your own self pity? Just because you don't have the balls to talk to a chick.

If the size of my balls were directly proportional to how much I talk to women I would need a forklift just to get out of bed in the morning.

Stop being so butthurt and rude.

I can call a slag a slag if I want to, so kindly keep out of matters that don't concern you.

And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.

2011-08-30 16:25:21

#8913

bugz: Fission Mailed; +3,311|6330

Now he can be a potato digger AND a gold digger.

Steam: http://steamcommunity.com/id/ebug122

2011-08-30 16:28:12

#8914

UnkleRukus: That Guy; +236|5055|Massachusetts, USA

-Sh1fty- wrote:
UnkleRukus wrote:
Watch you what, wallow in your own self pity? Just because you don't have the balls to talk to a chick.
If the size of my balls were directly proportional to how much I talk to women I would need a forklift just to get out of bed in the morning.

Stop being so butthurt and rude.

I can call a slag a slag if I want to, so kindly keep out of matters that don't concern you.

Call him whatever you want, you're still going to be on the same level as him. So do the world a favor, and drink some bleach and chase it with ammonia. Just so your family might perish as well.

If the women don't find ya handsome. They should at least find ya handy.

2011-08-30 16:32:39

#8915

-Sh1fty-: plundering yee booty; +510|5492|Ventura, California

The same level as him? Get over yourself! You obviously don't know a thing about me.

OT vv

So, there's quite a few nice ladies here I'd love to date. Wasn't going to ask until I got my license though. I've always kind of made it my rule not to date until I have a license and a job (to pay for stuff and provide transportation). So anyways, I just got home from (legally) driving for my second time. License looks not too far away but there's this one particular girl I just want to date right now but I can't sucks to wait, and I'm making sure I don't get into the friend-zone in the meantime.

Last edited by -Sh1fty- (2011-08-30 16:33:16)

And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.

2011-08-30 16:33:44

#8916

UnkleRukus: That Guy; +236|5055|Massachusetts, USA

You spill your guts out on this forum almost daily. Really hard to not know anything about you.

Suck it up, talk to the chicks and get laid. How hard is that.

If the women don't find ya handsome. They should at least find ya handy.

2011-08-30 16:37:58

#8917

-Sh1fty-: plundering yee booty; +510|5492|Ventura, California

If I wanted to get laid I could.

You obviously have reading comprehension issues because Irish and I are on opposite ends (I'm not talking about intelligence though)

And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.

2011-08-30 16:38:19

#8918

andros: Banned; +256|4731|HK Chitral, Pakistan

-Sh1fty- wrote:
If I wanted to get laid I could.

You obviously have reading comprehension issues because Irish and I are on opposite ends (I'm not talking about intelligence though)

lol

Philosophy, economics, culture, science, art. <3

2011-08-30 16:51:24

#8919

Stimey: +786|6138|Ontario | Canada

quality not quantity boys

2011-08-30 16:55:03

#8920

-Sh1fty-: plundering yee booty; +510|5492|Ventura, California

In Soviet Russia, quantity is quality!

Spoiler (highlight to read):
ok that one sucked but A for effort.

And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.

2011-08-30 17:14:16

#8921

AussieReaper: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°); +5,761|6171|what

A close friend of mine who is 24, is dating a 22 year old girl. The catch?

She has two kids, age 3 and 2.

How do I tell my mate that the last thing he wants to do is get this chick pregnant and dating her is gotta be the dumbest move imaginable.

2011-08-30 17:21:28

#8922

lrishpride: Member; +68|5166

AussieReaper wrote:
A close friend of mine who is 24, is dating a 22 year old girl. The catch?

She has two kids, age 3 and 2.

How do I tell my mate that the last thing he wants to do is get this chick pregnant and dating her is gotta be the dumbest move imaginable.

Give him a slap and tell him to wake up. Even if she's incredibly hot she's still gonna be gapped to bits, like throwing a sausage down O'Connell St

O'Connell St, Dublin

https://www.planetware.com/i/photo/oconnell-bridge-dublin-dubliff.jpg

Last edited by lrishpride (2011-08-30 17:25:09)

2011-08-30 17:34:25

#8923

Stimey: +786|6138|Ontario | Canada

AussieReaper wrote:
A close friend of mine who is 24, is dating a 22 year old girl. The catch?

She has two kids, age 3 and 2.

How do I tell my mate that the last thing he wants to do is get this chick pregnant and dating her is gotta be the dumbest move imaginable.

sluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut

but getting her pregnant wouldnt be so bad, the other guys didnt stick around long either!

2011-08-30 17:38:13

#8924

AussieReaper: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°); +5,761|6171|what

Yeah, but the last thing he can afford is to be paying child support.

He's a good friend, and I don't want to see her drag his life down a shit hole, too.

2011-08-30 17:47:54

#8925

Macbeth: Banned; +2,444|5604

Raising someones else kids. /shiver down spine

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bugz wrote:

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UnkleRukus wrote:

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-Sh1fty- wrote:

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