future poet laureateUzique wrote:
on the topic
my girlfriend is fucking amazing
every day is great
i bust a nut
all the damn time
99 problems and she aint one
go get some fellas, go get some
current post laureateHurricane2k9 wrote:
future poet laureateUzique wrote:
on the topic
my girlfriend is fucking amazing
every day is great
i bust a nut
all the damn time
99 problems and she aint one
go get some fellas, go get some
im actually being taught by the ex-poet laureate
how you like that motherfucker
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andrew_Motion
how you like that motherfucker
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andrew_Motion
libertarian benefit collector - anti-academic super-intellectual. http://mixlr.com/the-little-phrase/
I like his last name!
So after some inspiration from an Onion article, a friend and I now have a bet going that the next time one of us is getting head, when we come we have to shout "Touchdown, Vikings!".
hope you don't scare the poor girl into lockjaw . . .ghettoperson wrote:
So after some inspiration from an Onion article, a friend and I now have a bet going that the next time one of us is getting head, when we come we have to shout "Touchdown, Vikings!".
i shout UUUUUUHN when i get head nowghettoperson wrote:
So after some inspiration from an Onion article, a friend and I now have a bet going that the next time one of us is getting head, when we come we have to shout "Touchdown, Vikings!".
it's just the appropriate thing to do
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Do what O.G. Mudbone does:
i really don't understand at which point porn directors decided that their movies needed villain-characters in order to be more compelling
Last edited by Uzique (2011-02-01 17:31:00)
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He's not a villain, he's O.G. Mudbone. Acts like a hybrid stereotype of a cholo and a black ghetto guy, and he always accompanies his facials with primal yells.Uzique wrote:
i really don't understand at which point porn directors decided that their movies needed villain-characters in order to be more compelling
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.p … OG+mudbone
what a sad and confused man
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Man, everybody's right, I'm overanalyzing the shit out of this again and freaking out just like the last girl I really liked. I don't know what to do. I keep going from being excited to feeling like shit because of worrying about this stuff.
I don't normally get attached like this with other girls, I really like this one a lot.
I don't normally get attached like this with other girls, I really like this one a lot.
don't worry about it and just go with it
hey-o it actually worked \o/Jaekus wrote:
Looks like homework just got a whole lot better.Winston_Churchill wrote:
i stuck my penis in the only hot girl in my advanced physics class last night. we agreed to do it after every problem set we finish together (every week).presidentsheep wrote:
What has literature got to do with girl-problems?
Can't stick your penis in mutually love and respect a book.
hooray for uni
Now why didn't I think of that in school? O rite. Metal and electricity I studied later on had ugly guys only.Winston_Churchill wrote:
hey-o it actually worked \o/Jaekus wrote:
Looks like homework just got a whole lot better.Winston_Churchill wrote:
i stuck my penis in the only hot girl in my advanced physics class last night. we agreed to do it after every problem set we finish together (every week).
hooray for uni
yourself included eh?
zing
Spoiler (highlight to read):
<3
zing
Spoiler (highlight to read):
<3
My hands were pretty enuff as a teenagerWinston_Churchill wrote:
yourself included eh?
zing
Spoiler (highlight to read):
<3
you're still doing it now, man_j5689_ wrote:
Man, everybody's right, I'm overanalyzing the shit out of this again and freaking out just like the last girl I really liked. I don't know what to do. I keep going from being excited to feeling like shit because of worrying about this stuff.
I don't normally get attached like this with other girls, I really like this one a lot.
^^^ What he said.
Make a move or move on. Otherwise you're going to waste months pining over a girl when you could be out there meeting other ones.
Make a move or move on. Otherwise you're going to waste months pining over a girl when you could be out there meeting other ones.
and posting about it in this goddamned thread.Jaekus wrote:
^^^ What he said.
Make a move or move on. Otherwise you're going to waste months pining over a girl when you could be out there meeting other ones.
Gad Damn!
oh yeah, delete my post, it was obviously the only useless one in this thread
poles don't get ladies.
you lied.
liars get ban't
you lied.
liars get ban't
i actually have a lady.. sort of
she lives like 45 minutes away, and i don't have a car, so it's not working out like we want it to
she lives like 45 minutes away, and i don't have a car, so it's not working out like we want it to
omg BF2S HELP I HAVE GIRL PROBLEM!!!!!!