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Not bad advice.Jaekus wrote:
Seriously shifty, either ask her out or move on. You're just going to agonise over this for another month only to find out she has a boyfriend and you've wasted your time. May as well get it out of your system now.
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how come none of you are telling him to become an internet stalker, foreveralone?tuckergustav wrote:
Not bad advice.Jaekus wrote:
Seriously shifty, either ask her out or move on. You're just going to agonise over this for another month only to find out she has a boyfriend and you've wasted your time. May as well get it out of your system now.
Cos this isn't 4chan..?
there is that - it's just that all this wonderful advice is going unheeded . . .FFLink wrote:
Cos this isn't 4chan..?
I think the overwhelming conclusion is to wait until she finishes her shift, then rape her.
Seriously, it's what all the cool kids do
Seriously, it's what all the cool kids do
The rapist seemed a bit awkward and nervous to me.
I guess you could say...
He was a Shifty character
YEEEEEEEEEEEAH
I guess you could say...
He was a Shifty character
YEEEEEEEEEEEAH
LoL
I met a girl in the park the other evening.
There was an instant spark between us
and she immediately dropped to her knees
and laid on the grass at my feet.
As we lay making love, I thought
"These taser guns are well worth the money".
*edit ^not mine.
There was an instant spark between us
and she immediately dropped to her knees
and laid on the grass at my feet.
As we lay making love, I thought
"These taser guns are well worth the money".
*edit ^not mine.
Last edited by DBBrinson1 (2011-01-25 10:02:53)
I stood in line for four hours. They better give me a Wal-Mart gift card, or something. - Rodney Booker, Job Fair attendee.
trolololol
looked up Raising Hope
"Shannon Woodward as Sabrina. She works at the nearby grocery market. She spends most of her time drawing on cantaloupes and mixing up the cereals and soup cans. She immediately catches Jimmy's attention, but has a boyfriend who is studying finance in New York."
looked up Raising Hope
"Shannon Woodward as Sabrina. She works at the nearby grocery market. She spends most of her time drawing on cantaloupes and mixing up the cereals and soup cans. She immediately catches Jimmy's attention, but has a boyfriend who is studying finance in New York."
lolbennisboy wrote:
The rapist seemed a bit awkward and nervous to me.
I guess you could say...
He was a Shifty character
YEEEEEEEEEEEAH
for a fatty you're a serious intellectual lightweight.
yes!
Absolute win.
Could have been better with correct cropping to aspect ratio etc but yes well done.
yes well i only have paint on my windows install and i couldn't be arsed with the hassle of rebooting to ubuntu for gimp
for a fatty you're a serious intellectual lightweight.
leave the guy alone
why stop now? even mods are in on itKEN-JENNINGS wrote:
leave the guy alone
shut up kennyKEN-JENNINGS wrote:
leave the guy alone
Boy. Leave the boy alone.KEN-JENNINGS wrote:
leave the guy alone
The shape of an eye in front of the ocean, digging for stones and throwing them against its window pane. Take it down dreamer, take it down deep. - Other Families
teenager, leave the teenage alonePochsy wrote:
Boy. Leave the boy alone.KEN-JENNINGS wrote:
leave the guy alone
Adolescent, leave the adolescent alone.Trotskygrad wrote:
teenager, leave the teenage alonePochsy wrote:
Boy. Leave the boy alone.KEN-JENNINGS wrote:
leave the guy alone
If the women don't find ya handsome. They should at least find ya handy.
Shifty. Leave the Shifty alone.
Am I the only one who almost feels bad for shifty?
