do it without forward notificationStimey wrote:
whats the etiquitte on busting after a bj?
noice 
EjaculationAdams_BJ wrote:
busting?Stimey wrote:
whats the etiquitte on busting after a bj?
I thought as much, but he said afterNeXuS wrote:
EjaculationAdams_BJ wrote:
busting?Stimey wrote:
whats the etiquitte on busting after a bj?
My view is when you get close, tell her. She'll do the rest and you are outa trouble.
Yell "bang and the dirt is gone" as loud as you can at the moment of climax. Aim for her eyes. Bitches love barry scott.
I'd type my pc specs out all fancy again but teh mods would remove it. Again.
Naw mate, clearly you should do what pron teaches us.. grab her head and hold it tightAdams_BJ wrote:
I thought as much, but he said afterNeXuS wrote:
EjaculationAdams_BJ wrote:
busting?
My view is when you get close, tell her. She'll do the rest and you are outa trouble.
Your thoughts, insights, and musings on this matter intrigue me
The last few pages in the thread are easily the best of any thread on this site, I cannot stop laughing, but I really should get back to revision, but really thanks for the laughs children!
Also, american girls are easy
some people here really are fucking useless
libertarian benefit collector - anti-academic super-intellectual. http://mixlr.com/the-little-phrase/
I resent that!Uzique wrote:
some people here really are fucking useless
Oh wait you meant shifts,
I hope
Fuck - MY - LIFE
I went to Vons again, and the girl was at the bagging section. So I get in line and the person in front wants help brining their groceries to their car. So I missed her.
I went to Vons again, and the girl was at the bagging section. So I get in line and the person in front wants help brining their groceries to their car. So I missed her.
And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.
Are you legitimately going to this store and buying things at which point you look for the girl or going every day regardless of need and being creepy as fuck?
Nah I rarely go grocery shopping. Maybe once a month at best, this month was exceptional, I went twice.
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And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.
were items purchased carefully selected for her eyes? i wonder what you bought. perhaps you should return for something ...spicier. lol
She prolly thought he was going to ask for help out, and then throw her in the trunk.
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You remind me of the guy from raising hope shifty.
You are a fucking odd chap Shifty.
for a fatty you're a serious intellectual lightweight.
Just man up shifty and go back and ask her if she'd like to go out for a drink or coffee or something after she finishes work... Please stop following her around, it's embarrassing to read.
Worst that can happen is that you get shot down and are too humiliated to go back to a store that you never go to.
Worst that can happen is that you get shot down and are too humiliated to go back to a store that you never go to.
I'd type my pc specs out all fancy again but teh mods would remove it. Again.
Shifty, pay by credit card.
When she asked for the signature, tell her you'll give it to her after dinner tonight.
If she laughs and says no, sign it as fuck you and walk outta there.
When she asked for the signature, tell her you'll give it to her after dinner tonight.
If she laughs and says no, sign it as fuck you and walk outta there.
white girls are so fucking easy. YOU SHOULDNT HAVE PROBLEMS AT ALL.
unless you're shifty of course. girls dont like to pork guys who's pelvis might shatter during coitus.
unless you're shifty of course. girls dont like to pork guys who's pelvis might shatter during coitus.
shifty
L M F A O
L M F A O
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This is amazing.AussieReaper wrote:
Shifty, pay by credit card.
When she asked for the signature, tell her you'll give it to her after dinner tonight.
If she laughs and says no, sign it as fuck you and walk outta there.
Do this!
shifty!
siihb.
siihb.
I'd type my pc specs out all fancy again but teh mods would remove it. Again.
That's awesome.AussieReaper wrote:
Shifty, pay by credit card.
When she asked for the signature, tell her you'll give it to her after dinner tonight.
If she laughs and says no, sign it as fuck you and walk outta there.
I stood in line for four hours. They better give me a Wal-Mart gift card, or something. - Rodney Booker, Job Fair attendee.
Seriously shifty, either ask her out or move on. You're just going to agonise over this for another month only to find out she has a boyfriend and you've wasted your time. May as well get it out of your system now.
also pics please
Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella