Jaekus
I'm the matchstick that you'll never lose
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JohnG@lt wrote:

The way he's building this up... what if she has a boyfriend? He's setting himself up for a big letdown
Yeah exactly. At least by talking to her first he can actually find out if she has a personality he likes, and of course if she has a boyfriend.
13urnzz
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mcminty wrote:

lol
-Sh1fty-
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.:ronin:.|Patton wrote:

U met a girl in a store a month ago and ur gonna go back there expecting her to remember you and your going to ask her out?
I was summarizing, I'm not going to get into details.

I don't expect her to remember me

Geez, what started out with "Damn it she wasn't there" has turned into "lol shifty u weird"

fking mentally slow trolls
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13rin
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It all depends if you've gotten the 'fuck stare' before from her....  266 pages... damn guys.
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justice
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Jut rape her shifty, that's your best shot at glory. Whatever consequences that follow can never take away those few seconds of joy.
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-Sh1fty-
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The fuck stare?

Looks like I'm ignorant.
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Cybargs
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i dont think girls like guys who have a body of a holocaust survivor.
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yeah cause holocaust survivors are kinda wrinkly by now. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Ho … _survivors
mcminty
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-Sh1fty- wrote:

I don't expect her to remember me
I see you are going in there with a winner's attitude!
Jaekus
I'm the matchstick that you'll never lose
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mcminty wrote:

-Sh1fty- wrote:

I don't expect her to remember me
I see you are going in there with a winner's attitude!
I hope his plan isn't to go in there looking for a sympathy shag.
-Sh1fty-
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mcminty wrote:

-Sh1fty- wrote:

I don't expect her to remember me
I see you are going in there with a winner's attitude!
The fk is your problem minty? You expect somebody who sees dozens and dozens of customers each day to remember one of those thousand customers she's met between then and now? Get real, it's not like I left an impression or anything, I was buying freaking groceries.

You guys are being serious assholes 24/7 [Well I do need to quit giving a reaction].

Fucks sake

Anyway, I planned on going back once, talking with her for a bit then the next time I'd ask her out. Maybe a lousy plan but I'm inexperienced in this field.
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Jaekus
I'm the matchstick that you'll never lose
+957|5370|Sydney
If you want advice, maybe just ask for it? There's plenty of guys on here and I'm sure a couple are pretty good with picking up women.

Next time maybe say "there's this chick at the supermarket, she's heaps pretty and I want to get to know her a little better. Any advice guys?" or something. When you say what you are going to do it just sets up this kind of response.

Anyways, just trying to be slightly helpful.

Also, don't take it all so seriously. People take the piss all the time.

Last edited by Jaekus (2011-01-22 00:01:01)

justice
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Hang in there Shifty! You'll catch a break one of these days.

Do some of that online dating shizzle, then at least you can get some experience interacting one on one with a girl.

Last edited by justice (2011-01-22 00:05:23)

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mcminty
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I obviously phrased my comment rather sarcastically, but it's a valid point. Attitude, confidence, all that shit.
CC-Marley
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You still whining about this? Be a fucking man and go ask her. Be confident, look her in the eye, and smile some. Stop being a pussy ass virgin. Man up you bitch.
Sturgeon
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Even if she doesn't have a boyfriend she'll tell you she has one, sorry bro #justsayin
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presidentsheep
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You really think shifty wouldn't ask to meet the guy just to make sure?
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KuSTaV
noice
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Guys you havent told him the American ritual to meeting a woman in the US:

You just flop it out, and if she's impressed - BAM - she's now your wife.
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presidentsheep
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You're forgetting that only works when it's big enough to see.
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Jay
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KuSTaV wrote:

Guys you havent told him the American ritual to meeting a woman in the US:

You just flop it out, and if she's impressed - BAM - she's now your wife.
This is true.
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Jay
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+2,006|5550|London, England

presidentsheep wrote:

You're forgetting that only works when it's big enough to see.
Some girls are kinky and like the small ones. I've lost many a girl when she saw that I was too girthy for her tastes.
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FatherTed
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just stick it in her pooper right there and then. really whats the worst that can happen
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Jay
Bork! Bork! Bork!
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FatherTed wrote:

just stick it in her pooper right there and then. really whats the worst that can happen
The teeth she has down there could rip off his wee little pecker.
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
FatherTed
xD
+3,936|6692|so randum
well you only live once, and if you don't try you'll never know

wise words ted, wise words.
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