The BF2s girl-problems thread

2011-01-15 11:53:12

#6576

-Sh1fty-: plundering yee booty; +510|5767|Ventura, California

Camm wrote:
-Sh1fty- wrote:
presidentsheep wrote:

Bet all the premarital sex really messes things up at church youth group.
yeah the orgies get a little out of control, I'll admit that.
Say something at confession then, or is that when the orgies happen?

We don't have confession

https://images.memegenerator.net/Fuck-Yeah/File/87698/Fuck-Yeah.jpg

And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.

2011-01-15 12:00:45

#6577

Aries_37: arrivederci frog; +368|6869|London

LOL warman's gonna become a rapist

Also I found this today:

2011-01-15 12:03:13

#6578

Camm: Feeding the Cats.; +761|5262|Dundee, Scotland.

-Sh1fty- wrote:
Camm wrote:
-Sh1fty- wrote:

yeah the orgies get a little out of control, I'll admit that.
Say something at confession then, or is that when the orgies happen?
We don't have confession

http://images.memegenerator.net/Fuck-Ye … k-Yeah.jpg

How do you tell the priests to stop fingering your bumhole then?

for a fatty you're a serious intellectual lightweight.

2011-01-15 12:09:16

#6579

-Sh1fty-: plundering yee booty; +510|5767|Ventura, California

Camm wrote:
-Sh1fty- wrote:
Camm wrote:

Say something at confession then, or is that when the orgies happen?
We don't have confession

http://images.memegenerator.net/Fuck-Ye … k-Yeah.jpg
How do you tell the priests to stop fingering your bumhole then?

You can't :'(

And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.

2011-01-15 13:44:59

#6580

krazed: Admiral of the Bathtub; +619|7074|Great Brown North

Camm wrote:
-Sh1fty- wrote:
Camm wrote:

Say something at confession then, or is that when the orgies happen?
We don't have confession

http://images.memegenerator.net/Fuck-Ye … k-Yeah.jpg
How do you tell the priests to stop fingering your bumhole then?

what makes you think they want it to stop

2011-01-15 17:51:50

#6581

PrivateVendetta: I DEMAND XMAS THEME; +704|6485|Roma

The Shifty Priest-problems thread

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2011-01-20 17:48:29

#6582

-Sh1fty-: plundering yee booty; +510|5767|Ventura, California

Damn it! I don't remember how long ago it was when I saw that cute girl working at Vons, but I just went back today, at the same hour and day of the week I met her a month or so ago and she wasn't there.

f**k

And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.

2011-01-20 17:52:21

#6583

RTHKI: mmmf mmmf mmmf; +1,743|7031|Cinncinatti

schedules change bro..

2011-01-20 17:53:54

#6584

-Sh1fty-: plundering yee booty; +510|5767|Ventura, California

I know, but I rarely go there so when I do it fucking sucks when she ain't there.

And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.

2011-01-20 17:58:33

#6585

ghettoperson: Member; +1,943|6943

RTHKI wrote:
schedules change bro..

Or maybe she's on maternity leave after getting knocked up by her bodybuilder marine boyfriend.

2011-01-21 04:04:54

#6586

presidentsheep: Back to the Fuhrer; +208|6255|Places 'n such

Maybe she got fired for seducing teenage customers.

I'd type my pc specs out all fancy again but teh mods would remove it. Again.

2011-01-21 05:04:58

#6587

RavyGravy: Son.; +617|6699|NSW, Australia

-Sh1fty- wrote:
Damn it! I don't remember how long ago it was when I saw that cute girl working at Vons, but I just went back today, at the same hour and day of the week I met her a month or so ago and she wasn't there.

f**k

dude....

2011-01-21 05:07:01

#6588

Toilet Sex: one love, one pig; +1,775|6866

RavyGravy wrote:
-Sh1fty- wrote:
Damn it! I don't remember how long ago it was when I saw that cute girl working at Vons, but I just went back today, at the same hour and day of the week I met her a month or so ago and she wasn't there.

f**k
dude....

it's shifty, what do you expect

♥

2011-01-21 05:45:13

#6589

loubot: O' HAL naw!; +470|6872|Columbus, OH

Toilet Sex wrote:
RavyGravy wrote:
-Sh1fty- wrote:
Damn it! I don't remember how long ago it was when I saw that cute girl working at Vons, but I just went back today, at the same hour and day of the week I met her a month or so ago and she wasn't there.

f**k
dude....
it's shifty, what do you expect

:LOL:

quite ironically, my shift key momentarily was struck

2011-01-21 08:12:37

#6590

-Sh1fty-: plundering yee booty; +510|5767|Ventura, California

Well, if she was there last time I went at that time, why wouldn't I go again? If I'm trying to see her I won't go on a random weekday when I'm unsure if she's there now will I?

Grow a freaking brain you dumbbells.

And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.

2011-01-21 08:14:11

#6591

Finray: Hup! Dos, Tres, Cuatro; +2,629|6082|Catherine Black

You're a stalker.

2011-01-21 08:17:08

#6592

Camm: Feeding the Cats.; +761|5262|Dundee, Scotland.

Creepy

for a fatty you're a serious intellectual lightweight.

2011-01-21 08:18:09

#6593

tuckergustav: ...; +1,590|6207|...

Camm...you still mad about that thing?

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2011-01-21 08:21:50

#6594

presidentsheep: Back to the Fuhrer; +208|6255|Places 'n such

Finray wrote:
You're a stalker.

^this.
Ask her on a date, don't just follow her at work.

I'd type my pc specs out all fancy again but teh mods would remove it. Again.

2011-01-21 08:22:10

#6595

Camm: Feeding the Cats.; +761|5262|Dundee, Scotland.

tuckergustav wrote:
Camm...you still mad about that thing?

tee hee hee

for a fatty you're a serious intellectual lightweight.

2011-01-21 08:22:33

#6596

shifty, i suggest you find the SHIFT schedule- usually hanging around the employee break room lol

2011-01-21 08:22:51

#6597

Toilet Sex: one love, one pig; +1,775|6866

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♥

2011-01-21 08:24:34

#6598

tuckergustav: ...; +1,590|6207|...

Camm wrote:
tuckergustav wrote:
Camm...you still mad about that thing?
tee hee hee

uh

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2011-01-21 08:49:20

#6599

Jaekus: I'm the matchstick that you'll never lose; +957|5472|Sydney

Problem. Girl likes me. Thing is 5 minutes before realising this a mate said he wants to marry said girl. We're new mates as of a couple weeks, but have very close mutual friends. Part of me thinks I should just go fuck it and see what happens, part of me thinks there's plenty more fish in the sea and I don't know this girl all that well, though the more I get to know her the more I like her.

I'm also a little drunk so my perception on things could be warped, but strangely lucid at the same time. What do you guys reckon?

2011-01-21 08:52:50

#6600

tuckergustav: ...; +1,590|6207|...

He wants to marry her...are they dating? I am confused. Did he call marriage dibs on a random girl? this is strange.

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