Uzique
dasein.
+2,865|6486
i'm expensive
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JakAttaK
csanva<3
+492|6341|England
I haven't had sex this year. But then I haven't considered myself sexually superior to anyone either ><
Uzique
dasein.
+2,865|6486
any male in the 18-21yo age range not getting laid at least once a month, or maybe once every quarter at worst... should be castrated

in cattle-terms you are the runt; the bull that fires blanks. if you ain't getting some at the most hormonally-crazy, sexually active period of your life... when are you hoping to start?

[i start at $50/hr]

Last edited by Uzique (2010-12-19 10:27:50)

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Hurricane2k9
Pendulous Sweaty Balls
+1,538|5717|College Park, MD

Uzique wrote:

any male in the 18-21yo age range not getting laid at least once a month, or maybe once every quarter at worst... should be castrated
but then how will I have bonding sessions?
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JakAttaK
csanva<3
+492|6341|England

Uzique wrote:

you are the runt
Pretty much dead on lol
Uzique
dasein.
+2,865|6486

Hurricane2k9 wrote:

Uzique wrote:

any male in the 18-21yo age range not getting laid at least once a month, or maybe once every quarter at worst... should be castrated
but then how will I have bonding sessions?
didn't you break up with your gf because you have "wild oats to sow" at college?

sitting in a room getting off on putting talcum powder on ya balls ain't exactly sowing oats, son

though it has something to do with yeast
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Sturgeon
Member
+488|4956|Flintshire
wild oats to sow

who comes up with these terms lol

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Adams_BJ
Russian warship, go fuck yourself
+2,053|6638|Little Bentcock
you cant give shit to people for not having sex. it's, for the most part, over rated, and in no way makes you better than anyone else.

But its better than nothing.
Uzique
dasein.
+2,865|6486
it's a girl problems thread, dummy. if you raise "sucking with women" as an insult against someone else, when you barely get laid yourself... then maybe you should keep your head down
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Adams_BJ
Russian warship, go fuck yourself
+2,053|6638|Little Bentcock
lolmek
_j5689_
Dreads & Bergers
+364|6732|Riva, MD
Fuck all of you, I still haven't had it

an winrar is me


oh wait.....
13urnzz
Banned
+5,830|6513

_j5689_ wrote:

Fuck all of you, I still haven't had it

an winrar is me


oh wait.....
why worry about it? you came from a kucha, you'll make it back one day. there's more to life than muff, and when you see it as a part of life, and not your life's goal, you'll be ok . . .
Hurricane2k9
Pendulous Sweaty Balls
+1,538|5717|College Park, MD

_j5689_ wrote:

Fuck all of you, I still haven't had it

an winrar is me


oh wait.....
go up and down Central Avenue looking for a hooker
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Hurricane2k9
Pendulous Sweaty Balls
+1,538|5717|College Park, MD

_j5689_ wrote:

Fuck all of you, I still haven't had it

an winrar is me


oh wait.....
imagine how much less money you would have if you had to pay for some broad's dinner every week
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13urnzz
Banned
+5,830|6513

Hurricane2k9 wrote:

_j5689_ wrote:

Fuck all of you, I still haven't had it

an winrar is me


oh wait.....
go up and down Central Avenue looking for a hooker
i'll mail you $20. when she says "that's not enough" just tell her you want the spit discount.

oh, and look for toothless one, she rules . . .
_j5689_
Dreads & Bergers
+364|6732|Riva, MD

burnzz wrote:

_j5689_ wrote:

Fuck all of you, I still haven't had it

an winrar is me


oh wait.....
why worry about it? you came from a kucha, you'll make it back one day. there's more to life than muff, and when you see it as a part of life, and not your life's goal, you'll be ok . . .
It's still pretty hard to see it that way, but I'm getting better at that.  Still not really making a difference in results, but I think it's because there's no availability.  Can't drive yet and I don't get invited to parties and this community college is almost worthless.

I think really if I just knew for sure that it was attainable then I would be fine(I REALLY wish I knew why everyone else was so fucking sure of it, it's not like you were given a written guarantee).  But I haven't even kissed a girl let alone had sex and I'm 18 1/2 years old, which people don't seem to understand, can really shake you to the core when it looks like everyone around is at least somewhat successful, age doesn't really matter at this point, it just doesn't seem right.

I just gotta try to forget about that and try to make due anyway.  And it's not to say I haven't made progress this past semester because I have but it's all basic stuff like having friends that are girls and being around and talking to hot girls regularly at school that I feel like most people would've already been able to do in middle school, still better late than never, and at least anything is happening at all, more than I could say for high school and it's still great for my confidence and general social development.  I still don't do shit with girls outside of school though but I'm content for the moment with what I got I guess.

Here's hoping there's some parties around here over the winter break that my friends know about.  Discovered the magic of alcohol a few months ago too(again, better late than never, lol) and it's been making me frustrated every time I drink now that I can't make use of my drunken confidence on girls.

lmao, it's possibly proof that the legal drinking age is keeping us virgins in the U.S. for longer, you can't go to clubs/bars or other good places to get drunk and meet drunk girls, so some people have to wait till they're fuckin 21 to get laid and it's probably not even considered a win because it's drunk sex or some shit like that.

My brother(who doesn't have the bergers like I do) didn't get laid till he was 22 and that was actually when he was dating a 16-year old, lol

Hurricane2k9 wrote:

_j5689_ wrote:

Fuck all of you, I still haven't had it

an winrar is me


oh wait.....
go up and down Central Avenue looking for a hooker
Forget about it, D.C. has like the highest AIDS rate in the country according to that report that came out like a year ago.  Might as well go to Bmore instead if I really wanted to do that.  Which I don't

Last edited by _j5689_ (2010-12-19 18:25:22)

Uzique
dasein.
+2,865|6486
i lost my v-plates around 15 and no drink or clubs were involved

fuck yea
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Jay
Bork! Bork! Bork!
+2,006|5373|London, England
Same... I haven't not had a gf since I was 14...
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
Uzique
dasein.
+2,865|6486
i think the longest time i've been 'single' for was about 6 months but i don't think i've been... 'unaffiliated' with a girl for any longer than 2-3 months

fuck yea
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Jay
Bork! Bork! Bork!
+2,006|5373|London, England
Mine was seven months, but I was deployed so that doesn't count
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
Toilet Sex
one love, one pig
+1,775|6587

fuck yeah
Uzique
dasein.
+2,865|6486
hey man, no one is saying that squaddie bum sex and bunk-bed blowjobs don't constitute 'action'

im sure those 7 months were fiyah for you

Last edited by Uzique (2010-12-19 18:52:40)

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Adams_BJ
Russian warship, go fuck yourself
+2,053|6638|Little Bentcock
I havent gone any more than 2 weeks without sex since I was 16. do I get a cookie?
Jay
Bork! Bork! Bork!
+2,006|5373|London, England

Adams_BJ wrote:

I havent gone any more than 2 weeks without sex since I was 16. do I get a cookie?
Oversexed Aussies
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
Uzique
dasein.
+2,865|6486
ofc number of serious relationships, length of, and quality of girlfriends play into it, too

anyone can be porking fatties just to get by
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