Brad get me one of those weapons and ill get you in a relationship.
well duh alcohol hahaha
just like, do I ask her straight up or what?
i r confus
just like, do I ask her straight up or what?
i r confus
(shifty) I thought you were going to STFU on women-matter!? If you are compelled to say something, please type "mmmf mmmf mmmf"
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jord wrote:
Brad get me one of those weapons and ill get you in a relationship.
I fail with women in general. I can always be great friends with them, but never get into a relationship.
And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.
have her over to watch a movie call in pizza give alcohol and nuggle your way in. ?
Hell no. When you say hooked up, I assume you mean made out or something? Make out with her on a comfortable surface that works well for lying on, like a bed/couch. Then just escalate things whilst you're making out. ie play with her tits, finger her, slowly remove each others clothes and go from there. It's pretty self explanatory, just do the things you want to. And don't fucking ask permission whatever you do.Stimey wrote:
well duh alcohol hahaha
just like, do I ask her straight up or what?
i r confus
nah see If it were just me and her and we were drinking shed suspect it too easily
i was thinking of just asking her out to dinner and then back to my place as the final time we see each other before we go off to our seperate universities.
i was thinking of just asking her out to dinner and then back to my place as the final time we see each other before we go off to our seperate universities.
sounds like an ideal plan
Suspect it? Sex isn't something you've gotta con girls into doing, girls want to have sex. Unless you're fat/ugly.
Go out for drinks together, then drop her off at her place/go back to your place afterwards under some vague pretence. Go from there.
Go out for drinks together, then drop her off at her place/go back to your place afterwards under some vague pretence. Go from there.
"Its aboot time we made love I'm leaving for paris tomorrow".
Say that.
Make sure to use aboot.
Say that.
Make sure to use aboot.
true true
see last time we were making out and shit at some party and I had her shirt off and my hands down her skirt.
soooooo I was along the right lines then haha. unfortunately someone bust in the door
but at least I have a semi game plan now
bf2s saves the day once again
see last time we were making out and shit at some party and I had her shirt off and my hands down her skirt.
soooooo I was along the right lines then haha. unfortunately someone bust in the door
but at least I have a semi game plan now
bf2s saves the day once again
Seriously, quote of the day right hurrr.ghettoperson wrote:
And don't fucking ask permission whatever you do.
well, now I know
This can be done, but only if you're really smooth and can act confident with it. It largely depends on the girl and situation, but this is sometimes more of a turn on than just doing it. You need to know how to pull of it off though.ghettoperson wrote:
It's pretty self explanatory, just do the things you want to. And don't fucking ask permission whatever you do.
So yeah, in general just do it. Don't ask. If it's a wrong move she'll definitely let you know.
Just so you guys know my sister (Kim, 15 y/o) reads this thread. She thinks it's hilarious.
And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.
This is how you get bitches
Interesting to say the least.
And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.
Is she the one with the C cups you touched or was that your other sister?-Sh1fty- wrote:
Just so you guys know my sister (Kim, 15 y/o) reads this thread. She thinks it's hilarious.
I think they both have Cs. Does that answer your question?mtb0minime wrote:
Is she the one with the C cups you touched or was that your other sister?-Sh1fty- wrote:
Just so you guys know my sister (Kim, 15 y/o) reads this thread. She thinks it's hilarious.
j/k
And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.
How olds the other one?
Yeah my sister reads this thread too.
She needs all the tips she can get the fat, hermaphradite, lesbian bitch.
She needs all the tips she can get the fat, hermaphradite, lesbian bitch.
Does Lisa Mendoza still read this thread? the useless cunt
lol
On a slightly different note to the usual for this thread, what's the trick to being a good wingman? My issue is that because there is no charge for awesomeness, or attractiveness, the the girls I'm trying to hook my friend up with are more interested in me. Which my ego enjoys, but my friend doesn't.
Pretend you're gay