while your doing it, put a finger up her bum. chicks dig that
Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
where else do you think the phrase siihb came from?
also pinch one of her nipplesFatherTed wrote:
while your doing it, put a finger up her bum. chicks dig that
Siihb always works
Some girls like it if you punch them in the face, repeatedly, while making out with them.Hurricane2k9 wrote:
also pinch one of her nipplesFatherTed wrote:
while your doing it, put a finger up her bum. chicks dig that
fix't.FatherTed wrote:
while your doing it, put a finger up her your bum. chicks dig that
Your prison bitch hardly qualifies as a girl FFFFLink wrote:
Some girls like it if you punch them in the face, repeatedly, while making out with them.Hurricane2k9 wrote:
also pinch one of her nipplesFatherTed wrote:
while your doing it, put a finger up her bum. chicks dig that
Wait behind the line ..............................................................
I had to go one page back to see who the hell you guys were giving these fantastic Protips to
And after I did. I 'd
And after I did. I 'd
The surprise kiss would have to be when she's in a good mood. One day she might just love it, on another she'd slap me across the face.
So many things come into play, fuck I fail at women ATM.
So many things come into play, fuck I fail at women ATM.
And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.
lol'd
How about you just stop thinking about it and do it? The more you think about it, the less you're gonna want to do it.-Sh1fty- wrote:
The surprise kiss would have to be when she's in a good mood. One day she might just love it, on another she'd slap me across the face.
So many things come into play, fuck I fail at women ATM.
Who cares if she slaps you? Who cares what mood she is in? Stop thinking like this, it's not going to help you.
Motorboat her.
What it does it mean when a girl bounces her knee while sitting down when you talk.
I don't even remember what the girl looked like or quite when it was but a while ago I was talking to someone and I noticed when I started talking, the girl start bouncing her knee, but she was looking down at her desk supposedly doing work I think. I also timed it with pauses and it was a room full of other people talking and it was only right when I started talking that she started bouncing her knee and right when I stopped that she stopped.
She was like 5 to 8 ft away
I don't even remember what the girl looked like or quite when it was but a while ago I was talking to someone and I noticed when I started talking, the girl start bouncing her knee, but she was looking down at her desk supposedly doing work I think. I also timed it with pauses and it was a room full of other people talking and it was only right when I started talking that she started bouncing her knee and right when I stopped that she stopped.
She was like 5 to 8 ft away
She wished the whole time that you'd just STFU and leave her alone, the knee bouncing was a coping mechanism for your extreme annoyance._j5689_ wrote:
What it does it mean when a girl bounces her knee while sitting down when you talk.
I don't even remember what the girl looked like or quite when it was but a while ago I was talking to someone and I noticed when I started talking, the girl start bouncing her knee, but she was looking down at her desk supposedly doing work I think. I also timed it with pauses and it was a room full of other people talking and it was only right when I started talking that she started bouncing her knee and right when I stopped that she stopped.
She was like 5 to 8 ft away
Mmmkay, I guess the trolling is mandatorySonderKommando wrote:
She wished the whole time that you'd just STFU and leave her alone, the knee bouncing was a coping mechanism for your extreme annoyance._j5689_ wrote:
What it does it mean when a girl bounces her knee while sitting down when you talk.
I don't even remember what the girl looked like or quite when it was but a while ago I was talking to someone and I noticed when I started talking, the girl start bouncing her knee, but she was looking down at her desk supposedly doing work I think. I also timed it with pauses and it was a room full of other people talking and it was only right when I started talking that she started bouncing her knee and right when I stopped that she stopped.
She was like 5 to 8 ft away
I wasn't talking to the girl btw
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Either her ligaments resonate at the exact same frequency as your voice or you just tend to talk in a really rhythmic or melodic fashion._j5689_ wrote:
Mmmkay, I guess the trolling is mandatorySonderKommando wrote:
She wished the whole time that you'd just STFU and leave her alone, the knee bouncing was a coping mechanism for your extreme annoyance._j5689_ wrote:
What it does it mean when a girl bounces her knee while sitting down when you talk.
I don't even remember what the girl looked like or quite when it was but a while ago I was talking to someone and I noticed when I started talking, the girl start bouncing her knee, but she was looking down at her desk supposedly doing work I think. I also timed it with pauses and it was a room full of other people talking and it was only right when I started talking that she started bouncing her knee and right when I stopped that she stopped.
She was like 5 to 8 ft away
I wasn't talking to the girl btw
Probably the latter, seriously. There is no other reason I could think of. You shouldn't have even noticed, let alone think about what it could mean, that this girl's bouncing knee coincided with you talking. I'm not being harsh on you here, but you really shouldn't be thinking like that, it means absolutely nothing.
Hey, so what's a 'nice' way to break up with someone?
jesus christ you guys that suck with girls take symbolism to a whole new interpretive level
what does it mean when a girl blinks 7 times and chews anti-clockwise during a lunch-date?!?!?
what does it mean when a girl blinks 7 times and chews anti-clockwise during a lunch-date?!?!?
libertarian benefit collector - anti-academic super-intellectual. http://mixlr.com/the-little-phrase/
There is no nice way. Make a deal with her (in case she's the revengefull type), then tell her to kick rocks.ghettoperson wrote:
Hey, so what's a 'nice' way to break up with someone?
Sober enough to know what I'm doing, drunk enough to really enjoy doing it
She wishes she was chewing on your penis followed by a facialUzique wrote:
jesus christ you guys that suck with girls take symbolism to a whole new interpretive level
what does it mean when a girl blinks 7 times and chews anti-clockwise during a lunch-date?!?!?
Book her a one way ticket to Hawaighettoperson wrote:
Hey, so what's a 'nice' way to break up with someone?
It's all we've got to go onUzique wrote:
jesus christ you guys that suck with girls take symbolism to a whole new interpretive level
what does it mean when a girl blinks 7 times and chews anti-clockwise during a lunch-date?!?!?
intuition is better
over-analyzing externalities is a sure-fire method to either blow your chances or overload your own mind with unnecessary worries
over-analyzing externalities is a sure-fire method to either blow your chances or overload your own mind with unnecessary worries
libertarian benefit collector - anti-academic super-intellectual. http://mixlr.com/the-little-phrase/
Yeah, I've done that many times alreadyUzique wrote:
intuition is better
over-analyzing externalities is a sure-fire method to either blow your chances or overload your own mind with unnecessary worries
omg, I was at this workshop yesterday for my job and there was this light-skinned girl that was dressed in jeans and a white v-neck T-shirt and a baseball cap(lesbo clothes), but she had long straightened hair coming out from underneath and acted too feminine for that stuff. But I heard her talking to this other guy about how she kisses girls and that she tells other guys in her school about that, but when she was sitting next to me in our group, she was also leaning like really close to me, our faces were about a foot away from each other. She was soooooooo fucking pretty and I really felt like she wanted me and it was a great feeling. I wanted to say something to her like "You're too pretty for girls" but I just couldn't get myself to say anything flirty, but we were talking about other stuff just fine. Man, that lost opportunity sucked especially, I feel so shitty now about it. That was a perfect opportunity but I couldn't even work up the balls to say anything. I just sat there like a douche while she leaned to the side like a foot away from me, I feel so stupid.
Might be a chance to talk to her at the orientation next month on the 19th but it's gonna be a huge room full of other people and she's probably gonna be across the room because she's not an intern like I am.
Might be a chance to talk to her at the orientation next month on the 19th but it's gonna be a huge room full of other people and she's probably gonna be across the room because she's not an intern like I am.
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