Ah sort of ... I'm gonna go do something elseZimmer wrote:
Bad day Mek?Mekstizzle wrote:
Why the fuck are you ONLY telling him? Fuck off, loads of people are doing it not just him, fuck that shit. When I see bullshit selective reading I'm gonna call it outZimmer wrote:
Irishpride, this is the PROBLEMS thread. Not the "look at me, I have a gf and I'm about to get my hole" thread.
I've already tried the "Just once?" thing with anal. Got nowhere xDZimmer wrote:
Bad day Mek?Mekstizzle wrote:
Why the fuck are you ONLY telling him? Fuck off, loads of people are doing it not just him, fuck that shit. When I see bullshit selective reading I'm gonna call it outZimmer wrote:
Irishpride, this is the PROBLEMS thread. Not the "look at me, I have a gf and I'm about to get my hole" thread.
@ Irish: lol @ lasting longer. You don't need condoms for that. Fair enough, as long as you're both enjoying that then fine. Just DON'T do the "can I just try it once?" thing. Not a good idea.
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Hardly a massive collection.
Finray wrote:
Hardly a massive collection.
Basically, that's not my massive collection, this is my current selection.Irishpride<3 wrote:
I made up a huge collection of them during Freshers week in University cause they were handing them out all day every day. They mostly give you the Durex Extra-Safe ones but when we ran out & I suggested another type (featherlight) she hesitated.
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Maybe just get something like the standard Durex ones, rather than Featherlight which makes her think they're going to float off your dick they're so thin, and Extra-safe thickness which is like having sex with a rubber glove on your cock.
Irish, if you're gonna bang a slut, as least bang a good looking one.
I know fucking karate
Each to his own Justice, each to his own.justice wrote:
Irish, if you're gonna bang a slut, as least bang a good looking one.
Priorities man!justice wrote:
Irish, if you're gonna bang a slut, as least bang a good looking one with good taste in beer/cider.
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I'd type my pc specs out all fancy again but teh mods would remove it. Again.
What?! Magners is fine. It's Strongbow that isn't.presidentsheep wrote:
Priorities man!justice wrote:
Irish, if you're gonna bang a slut, as least bang a good looking one with good taste in beer/cider.
Granted, Magners out of a can is disgusting, but still better than Strongbow.
I'd fuck her
Irish you've got a black man's nose
Hurricane2k9 wrote:
Irish you've got a black man's nose
shopped or the kid's adoptedburnzz wrote:
http://media.bigoo.ws/content/image/fun … y_1166.jpgHurricane2k9 wrote:
Irish you've got a black man's nose
i sure as hell wouldn't stick with my wife if she cheated on me, she can stay with her "baby daddy"
provided she knows who it isHurricane2k9 wrote:
shopped or the kid's adoptedburnzz wrote:
http://media.bigoo.ws/content/image/fun … y_1166.jpgHurricane2k9 wrote:
Irish you've got a black man's nose
i sure as hell wouldn't stick with my wife if she cheated on me, she can stay with her "baby daddy"
* photo was courtesy of ^*AlphA*^, watch him come back and moderate
Could have been the child of a rape and they decided it wouldn't be fair to abort it.
no, he was owned. which brings up an interesting question, related to this.Macbeth wrote:
Could have been the child of a rape and they decided it wouldn't be fair to abort it.
My condoleances.tazz. wrote:
Just for the mood.....
i'm going on a date!
so lets get some bets going on how long it takes me until i snap and kick the fucking ass of my ex-girlfriend's new guy, who lacks the respect, common sense and intelligence to recognize that coming into the house where i live and sleeping with my very-recently-separated ex-girlfriend is a fucking bad idea for his physical wellbeing.
her parents have already told me that if anything happens in the house to make her feel threatened, they'll call the police. hahaha. she's inviting this upon herself with the sheer disrespect and lack of any human consideration. i spend 8 months of my life trying to make her happy, at the complete sacrifice of my own emotional wellbeing, and then she kicks me to the kerb because she "can't handle a relationship" with her emotional problems... less than a week later she has met someone new and now my late-night essay-writing soundtracks are their jolly good times. there's only so much fucking tolerance one guy can have, im already bitter and fucked off enough as it is over the fact that im not made to feel welcome in my own house. now this shit. really begs the question of how she could physically do this to me after ive supposedly been the 'love of her life' for the last however-many-months. i guess the short answer is that it was all fake bullshit and she's just an emotionally-needy, self-absorbed trainwreck. that definitely doesnt make my temper any less volatile, though. they had better wise up and get some common respect and decency, and fast, too.
her parents have already told me that if anything happens in the house to make her feel threatened, they'll call the police. hahaha. she's inviting this upon herself with the sheer disrespect and lack of any human consideration. i spend 8 months of my life trying to make her happy, at the complete sacrifice of my own emotional wellbeing, and then she kicks me to the kerb because she "can't handle a relationship" with her emotional problems... less than a week later she has met someone new and now my late-night essay-writing soundtracks are their jolly good times. there's only so much fucking tolerance one guy can have, im already bitter and fucked off enough as it is over the fact that im not made to feel welcome in my own house. now this shit. really begs the question of how she could physically do this to me after ive supposedly been the 'love of her life' for the last however-many-months. i guess the short answer is that it was all fake bullshit and she's just an emotionally-needy, self-absorbed trainwreck. that definitely doesnt make my temper any less volatile, though. they had better wise up and get some common respect and decency, and fast, too.
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my relationship has not had to lay anything to the altar.Uzique wrote:
i spend 8 months of my life trying to make her happy, at the complete sacrifice of my own emotional wellbeing,
excuse me, typo; i've only been to the "altar" once.
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which one of you owns the house?Uzique wrote:
so lets get some bets going on how long it takes me until i snap and kick the fucking ass of my ex-girlfriend's new guy, who lacks the respect, common sense and intelligence to recognize that coming into the house where i live and sleeping with my very-recently-separated ex-girlfriend is a fucking bad idea for his physical wellbeing.
her parents have already told me that if anything happens in the house to make her feel threatened, they'll call the police. hahaha. she's inviting this upon herself with the sheer disrespect and lack of any human consideration. i spend 8 months of my life trying to make her happy, at the complete sacrifice of my own emotional wellbeing, and then she kicks me to the kerb because she "can't handle a relationship" with her emotional problems... less than a week later she has met someone new and now my late-night essay-writing soundtracks are their jolly good times. there's only so much fucking tolerance one guy can have, im already bitter and fucked off enough as it is over the fact that im not made to feel welcome in my own house. now this shit. really begs the question of how she could physically do this to me after ive supposedly been the 'love of her life' for the last however-many-months. i guess the short answer is that it was all fake bullshit and she's just an emotionally-needy, self-absorbed trainwreck. that definitely doesnt make my temper any less volatile, though. they had better wise up and get some common respect and decency, and fast, too.
yeah well at the time i thought it was worth it, and i was trying to care for someone experiencing difficulties, etc.
nowadays i feel really tired of being walked over and playing the docile, silent accepting sort. if she wants to jump on the first guy that comes along to get some more temporary emotional support, and if some guy wants to get bogged down in that sticky mess, fine. i can accept that, im over it. but bringing it back so that every single aspect of my home life is constantly reminded of her latest romp... pushing it too far
nowadays i feel really tired of being walked over and playing the docile, silent accepting sort. if she wants to jump on the first guy that comes along to get some more temporary emotional support, and if some guy wants to get bogged down in that sticky mess, fine. i can accept that, im over it. but bringing it back so that every single aspect of my home life is constantly reminded of her latest romp... pushing it too far
libertarian benefit collector - anti-academic super-intellectual. http://mixlr.com/the-little-phrase/
Like hurricane asked "who owns the house"
If you do, kick her cunt ass out if she does then leave?
If you do, kick her cunt ass out if she does then leave?
i can appreciate that - time to lay down the law. no need to be a dick with the ex (gotta live with her for a bit) do tell her where the rubber meets the road. over coffee, preferably.Uzique wrote:
... pushing it too far
answer the questionHurricane2k9 wrote:
which one of you owns the house?Uzique wrote:
so lets get some bets going on how long it takes me until i snap and kick the fucking ass of my ex-girlfriend's new guy, who lacks the respect, common sense and intelligence to recognize that coming into the house where i live and sleeping with my very-recently-separated ex-girlfriend is a fucking bad idea for his physical wellbeing.
her parents have already told me that if anything happens in the house to make her feel threatened, they'll call the police. hahaha. she's inviting this upon herself with the sheer disrespect and lack of any human consideration. i spend 8 months of my life trying to make her happy, at the complete sacrifice of my own emotional wellbeing, and then she kicks me to the kerb because she "can't handle a relationship" with her emotional problems... less than a week later she has met someone new and now my late-night essay-writing soundtracks are their jolly good times. there's only so much fucking tolerance one guy can have, im already bitter and fucked off enough as it is over the fact that im not made to feel welcome in my own house. now this shit. really begs the question of how she could physically do this to me after ive supposedly been the 'love of her life' for the last however-many-months. i guess the short answer is that it was all fake bullshit and she's just an emotionally-needy, self-absorbed trainwreck. that definitely doesnt make my temper any less volatile, though. they had better wise up and get some common respect and decency, and fast, too.