I've got 19 kids.. what do I care?
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Is it just me, or is sarah silverman an obnoxious bitch?
Bigot.Miggle wrote:
Is it just me, or is sarah silverman an obnoxious bitch?
You're obviously smart enough to play scrabble on this thing or poker or whatever you're doing or.... porn, its none of my business.
I love Ellen
I love Ellen
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TrueMiggle wrote:
Is it just me, or is sarah silverman an obnoxious bitch?
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Saw this on Facebook. I registered in time for the primaries so I'm ready to go for this one. I do want to change my party though. Hmmmm.
Funny tidbit on my first ever voting experience: Republican primary: I walk into the voting place at a local school. I forgot that I was wearing my Mao ZeDong T-shirt. I got funny looks from the old people. Loloppression.
Funny tidbit on my first ever voting experience: Republican primary: I walk into the voting place at a local school. I forgot that I was wearing my Mao ZeDong T-shirt. I got funny looks from the old people. Loloppression.
She thinks she is funnier than she really is.Mason4Assassin444 wrote:
TrueMiggle wrote:
Is it just me, or is sarah silverman an obnoxious bitch?
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She's good looking if you've got a fetish for Jewish girls.Kmarion wrote:
She thinks she is funnier than she really is.Mason4Assassin444 wrote:
TrueMiggle wrote:
Is it just me, or is sarah silverman an obnoxious bitch?
...wait
...fuck.
VOTE OR DIE!
see... the stars don't care either... lol... I'm so sick of actors and their political opinions... make movies.... sing songs... or run for office
Love is the answer
add more people to the list from hollywood that i want to punch in the crotch.
also, being told to vote by ashton kutcher makes me want to punch MYSELF in the crotch
also, being told to vote by ashton kutcher makes me want to punch MYSELF in the crotch
^^Now that's a weird fetish.
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yeah, that's porker for you...
<3
<3
dont knock it till you try it.
i got kicked in the nuts by some kid in karate class when i was little
i think it made my wang slightly crooked =/
i think it made my wang slightly crooked =/
no, thats normal.
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also...i learned a valuable lesson yesterday that i thought i would share with you.
while at divorce court i found out that the police that operate the metal detectors and search you on the way in, do not enjoy receiving tips in the form of coins.
edit:
also...i learned a valuable lesson yesterday that i thought i would share with you.
while at divorce court i found out that the police that operate the metal detectors and search you on the way in, do not enjoy receiving tips in the form of coins.
Last edited by Parker (2008-10-01 21:18:53)
I had some fat mofo fall knee-first onto my crotch in karate class when I was a teenager. Luckily there was no permanent damage.Hurricane2k9 wrote:
i got kicked in the nuts by some kid in karate class when i was little
i think it made my wang slightly crooked =/
That shit hurt.
Last edited by chittydog (2008-10-01 21:15:41)
No, that's the masturbationHurricane2k9 wrote:
i got kicked in the nuts by some kid in karate class when i was little
i think it made my wang slightly crooked =/
In 2nd grade, I was doing that thing where you hold yourself on two chairs and lift up your legs and swing, like the teachers always told us not to. Well, one time I slipped, and somehow landed directly on my dick. I actually got a big dick bruise. Scared the shit out of me, when I went to bathroom later, and my dick is all purple and shit.chittydog wrote:
I had some fat mofo fall knee-first onto my crotch in karate class when I was a teenager. Luckily there was no permanent damage.Hurricane2k9 wrote:
i got kicked in the nuts by some kid in karate class when i was little
i think it made my wang slightly crooked =/
That shit hurt.
Again, that was just from the masturbation.Home wrote:
In 2nd grade, I was doing that thing where you hold yourself on two chairs and lift up your legs and swing, like the teachers always told us not to. Well, one time I slipped, and somehow landed directly on my dick. I actually got a big dick bruise. Scared the shit out of me, when I went to bathroom later, and my dick is all purple and shit.
You have to love politics. You'll get a good year or so of all sides trying to encourage absolutely everyone to vote, then come election day, the same people will be desperately challenging voters rihgt to vote to try and prevent people from districts likely to vote against their party from being able to vote.
Just got my absentee ballot in. Have to have it postmarked by 31 Oct.
Still undecided.
Still undecided.
“Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid.”
― Albert Einstein
Doing the popular thing is not always right. Doing the right thing is not always popular
― Albert Einstein
Doing the popular thing is not always right. Doing the right thing is not always popular
I hate Reagan too.[TUF]Catbox wrote:
see... the stars don't care either... lol... I'm so sick of actors and their political opinions... make movies.... sing songs... or run for office
Parody of the OP:
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Reagan was awesome...DoctaStrangelove wrote:
I hate Reagan too.[TUF]Catbox wrote:
see... the stars don't care either... lol... I'm so sick of actors and their political opinions... make movies.... sing songs... or run for office
Reagan stopped acting and became a politician... supporting my point... sorry you didn't understand...lol
Were you even alive when Reagan was president?
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Love is the answer