redtube is shitjord wrote:
Or confront your teacher and get possible sex, like that porn I watched a week ago on Redtube.
wat
Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
ere fuck uFatherTed wrote:
redtube is shitjord wrote:
Or confront your teacher and get possible sex, like that porn I watched a week ago on Redtube.
wat
i'm not "fucking retarded," his post was understandable. but it could definitely use some improvement.VicktorVauhn wrote:
Are you fucking retarded? What part of his post could you not understand it was pretty straight forward...haffeysucks wrote:
people who are trying to understand what you say...NeXuS4909 wrote:
Other than that who cares...um yeah, not for everyday conversations or any weird shit like that...NeXuS4909 wrote:
English only matters on school paper and official documents
"people in ny have a general idea of how to drive. one of the pedals goes forward the other one prevents you from dying"
I'm siding with haffeysucks on this one, but lets get back on topic(or wait for the pics of the teacher).haffeysucks wrote:
i'm not "fucking retarded," his post was understandable. but it could definitely use some improvement.VicktorVauhn wrote:
Are you fucking retarded? What part of his post could you not understand it was pretty straight forward...haffeysucks wrote:
people who are trying to understand what you say...NeXuS4909 wrote:
Other than that who cares...
um yeah, not for everyday conversations or any weird shit like that...
The irony of guns, is that they can save lives.
then why did you bring up not being able to understand his post?
Language was started for communication, not to hold your self over people because you memorized rules more properly. His post was perfectly clear, and no part of it left his intent in question. No one really cares that you could have said it better.
Its a video game for fucks sake, and one where "wut?" and "no u" are celebrated responses.... forgive us if we don't break out the grammar book to double check every post.
Language was started for communication, not to hold your self over people because you memorized rules more properly. His post was perfectly clear, and no part of it left his intent in question. No one really cares that you could have said it better.
Its a video game for fucks sake, and one where "wut?" and "no u" are celebrated responses.... forgive us if we don't break out the grammar book to double check every post.
o shut up you twat i hat you gutz! i like to talk however i wantVicktorVauhn wrote:
then why did you bring up not being able to understand his post?
Language was started for communication, not to hold your self over people because you memorized rules more properly. His post was perfectly clear, and no part of it left his intent in question. No one really cares that you could have said it better.
Its a video game for fucks sake, and one where "wut?" and "no u" are celebrated responses.... forgive us if we don't break out the grammar book to double check every post.
"people in ny have a general idea of how to drive. one of the pedals goes forward the other one prevents you from dying"
If she got your real names, that was your second mistake...
Well now, hat is the wrong word... and creates confusion, thus opening the statement up to legitimate criticism....haffeysucks wrote:
o shut up you twat i hat you gutz! i like to talk however i wantVicktorVauhn wrote:
then why did you bring up not being able to understand his post?
Language was started for communication, not to hold your self over people because you memorized rules more properly. His post was perfectly clear, and no part of it left his intent in question. No one really cares that you could have said it better.
Its a video game for fucks sake, and one where "wut?" and "no u" are celebrated responses.... forgive us if we don't break out the grammar book to double check every post.
Seriously though, to the OP... You fuck up nothing to do but sit back and wait to see what happens.
Deny as much as you can until the point your obviously fucked, then admit and apologize. If it gets to that point I would take the "I'm sorry, that was inappropriate, however I AM ____ years old and she is very attractive... I really couldn't help but notice. I understand that it may not have been the best place for the conversation, and perhaps not even a conversation I should have been having at all, I was just joking around with my friends and I will try to be more proper and watch that my actions do not reflect poorly on myself or my school in the future"
Or some variation of that, but just be honest and "sincere" while making sure you don't sound to rehearsed or scripted...
I mean, you are a high school aged male... and apparently she is hot... Especially if you are talking to a guy he will understand on SOME level.
OP you're incredibly stupid and deserve whatever punishment you have coming to you if you gave her your real name.
haffey just stophaffeysucks wrote:
o shut up you twat i hat you gutz! i like to talk however i wantVicktorVauhn wrote:
then why did you bring up not being able to understand his post?
Language was started for communication, not to hold your self over people because you memorized rules more properly. His post was perfectly clear, and no part of it left his intent in question. No one really cares that you could have said it better.
Its a video game for fucks sake, and one where "wut?" and "no u" are celebrated responses.... forgive us if we don't break out the grammar book to double check every post.
u lost
its over
and yea seriouslyghettoperson wrote:
OP you're incredibly stupid and deserve whatever punishment you have coming to you if you gave her your real name.
i told a teacher my name was fogel an she believed me lol
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this
eh you say tomato, I sayjord wrote:
You mean Fascism, which would have been where the attack on America would have mostly been staged from. And that's where you would be without us.CosmoKramer wrote:
which is what those Euro countries would be without us (just kidding, but not really)War Man wrote:
Ok, advice for the friend in trouble: Be Aware of Your Surroundings next time, pretend you live under communist rule.
Just kidding, but not really.
BED BATH AND BEYOND, FuCK YEAH Fuckyeahfuckyeah
GCFC wrote:
i told a teacher my name was fogel an she believed me lol
+1 for that
last year we bet this kid to stand up and say "Hey you wanna CD", and the shouted "SEE DEES NUTS!!" oh man we didnt think he would do it, i could not help but laughing so loud, the teacher threw him out of class for a week, it could have been a lot worse
Best thing I ever saw in school was English class. We were supposed to be revising some paper, but we were just hanging out goofing off...CosmoKramer wrote:
last year we bet this kid to stand up and say "Hey you wanna CD", and the shouted "SEE DEES NUTS!!" oh man we didnt think he would do it, i could not help but laughing so loud, the teacher threw him out of class for a week, it could have been a lot worse
Teacher comes up to my friend and asks why he isn't working
"I'm done..." says my friend.
"Your done?" says the teacher, picking up the paper to read it. He gets maybe 3 sentences deep and says "What about this here?" pointing out where he had made a mistake with some homonym...
So my friend in his wisdom comes back with "Well....err...Your mom"
The teacher just looked baffled... Caught completely off guard all he could say was "My mother? Have you even met my mother?"
"Ehhh, no... But I am sure she is a very nice lady" my friend said shrinking back into his seat.
Honestly still makes me laugh... That one moment completely made high school worth it. The teacher was a real cool guy though, and probably laughed about it when no one was around... He just smacked my friend over the head with his paper, shook his head and walked off.
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Don't have a school story to share because I never went to a schoolVicktorVauhn wrote:
Best thing I ever saw in school was English class. We were supposed to be revising some paper, but we were just hanging out goofing off...CosmoKramer wrote:
last year we bet this kid to stand up and say "Hey you wanna CD", and the shouted "SEE DEES NUTS!!" oh man we didnt think he would do it, i could not help but laughing so loud, the teacher threw him out of class for a week, it could have been a lot worse
Teacher comes up to my friend and asks why he isn't working
"I'm done..." says my friend.
"Your done?" says the teacher, picking up the paper to read it. He gets maybe 3 sentences deep and says "What about this here?" pointing out where he had made a mistake with some homonym...
So my friend in his wisdom comes back with "Well....err...Your mom"
The teacher just looked baffled... Caught completely off guard all he could say was "My mother? Have you even met my mother?"
"Ehhh, no... But I am sure she is a very nice lady" my friend said shrinking back into his seat.
Honestly still makes me laugh... That one moment completely made high school worth it. The teacher was a real cool guy though, and probably laughed about it when no one was around... He just smacked my friend over the head with his paper, shook his head and walked off.
The irony of guns, is that they can save lives.
Really?War Man wrote:
Don't have a school story to share because I never went to a schoolVicktorVauhn wrote:
Best thing I ever saw in school was English class. We were supposed to be revising some paper, but we were just hanging out goofing off...CosmoKramer wrote:
last year we bet this kid to stand up and say "Hey you wanna CD", and the shouted "SEE DEES NUTS!!" oh man we didnt think he would do it, i could not help but laughing so loud, the teacher threw him out of class for a week, it could have been a lot worse
Teacher comes up to my friend and asks why he isn't working
"I'm done..." says my friend.
"Your done?" says the teacher, picking up the paper to read it. He gets maybe 3 sentences deep and says "What about this here?" pointing out where he had made a mistake with some homonym...
So my friend in his wisdom comes back with "Well....err...Your mom"
The teacher just looked baffled... Caught completely off guard all he could say was "My mother? Have you even met my mother?"
"Ehhh, no... But I am sure she is a very nice lady" my friend said shrinking back into his seat.
Honestly still makes me laugh... That one moment completely made high school worth it. The teacher was a real cool guy though, and probably laughed about it when no one was around... He just smacked my friend over the head with his paper, shook his head and walked off.
Homeschooled that is whyNeXuS4909 wrote:
Really?War Man wrote:
Don't have a school story to share because I never went to a schoolVicktorVauhn wrote:
Best thing I ever saw in school was English class. We were supposed to be revising some paper, but we were just hanging out goofing off...
Teacher comes up to my friend and asks why he isn't working
"I'm done..." says my friend.
"Your done?" says the teacher, picking up the paper to read it. He gets maybe 3 sentences deep and says "What about this here?" pointing out where he had made a mistake with some homonym...
So my friend in his wisdom comes back with "Well....err...Your mom"
The teacher just looked baffled... Caught completely off guard all he could say was "My mother? Have you even met my mother?"
"Ehhh, no... But I am sure she is a very nice lady" my friend said shrinking back into his seat.
Honestly still makes me laugh... That one moment completely made high school worth it. The teacher was a real cool guy though, and probably laughed about it when no one was around... He just smacked my friend over the head with his paper, shook his head and walked off.
The irony of guns, is that they can save lives.
Did you ever say "Your mom" to your mom?
Just use the old 'Kids will be Kids' trick.
It's worked for me a million times
I once was trying to skip school by hiding under the covers, And my mum was like please get out of bed.
So I was like nooo five more minutes.
She then called me a lazy oaf, To which I retaliated with 'Your mum, mum."
We then burst out in laughter and I didn't end up going to school that day
It's worked for me a million times
And omg yes, Lol.VicktorVauhn wrote:
Did you ever say "Your mom" to your mom?
I once was trying to skip school by hiding under the covers, And my mum was like please get out of bed.
So I was like nooo five more minutes.
She then called me a lazy oaf, To which I retaliated with 'Your mum, mum."
We then burst out in laughter and I didn't end up going to school that day
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that explains SO much!War Man wrote:
Homeschooled that is whyNeXuS4909 wrote:
Really?War Man wrote:
Don't have a school story to share because I never went to a school
I bet she isnt even hot. Its just yeacher hot, in other words, she's just the best looking teacher at the school, so you're like "OMFG"
- Superior Mind
- (not macbeth)
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Deny everything.
Humm, well, i dont know for him, but teacher definatly dont take student school bus over here. So i assume it was a public bus.Sydney wrote:
Unless the bus counts as well?Roger Lesboules wrote:
Pics or it didnt happen, blah blah.
Also, tell them to fuck off. You were not on the school property, it aint their business anymore.
But I agree, first amendment ftw!