Picnic Tables are Hawt

2008-09-09 16:51:28

#1

usmarine: Banned; +2,785|6750

"Police say a man in Bellevue was caught on tape having sex with a picnic table."

"The neighbor -- who wishes to remain anonymous -- saw Price walk out onto his deck, stand a round metal table on its side and use the hole for the umbrella to have sex."

http://www.wtol.com/Global/story.asp?S=8082496

lewl

2008-09-09 16:52:42

#2

avman633: Member; +116|6353

lol

2008-09-09 16:54:06

#3

Switch: Knee Deep In Clunge; +489|6452|Tyne & Wear, England

https://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k5/Murta44/TableSex.jpg

Says it all really.

Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known.

2008-09-09 16:54:49

#4

Roc18: `; +655|5780|PROLLLY PROLLLY PROLLLY

I wonder if he was on drugs or really thought that table was hot.

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2008-09-09 16:55:50

#5

usmarine: Banned; +2,785|6750

well if he was fucking the umbrella hole, then in theory he should have no problem with women if you catch my drift.

2008-09-09 16:56:20

#6

Brasso: member; +1,549|6619

Roc18 wrote:
I wonder if he was on drugs or really thought that table was hot.

4 limbs and a hole, what's not to love?

usmarine wrote:
well if he was fucking the umbrella hole, then in theory he should have no problem with women if you catch my drift.

(it's a chode tbh)

Last edited by haffeysucks (2008-09-09 16:56:43)

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2008-09-09 16:59:12

#7

Metal-Eater-GR: I can haz titanium paancakez?; +490|6261

Since when is it illegal to have sex with umbrella holes?

2008-09-09 17:01:35

#8

Volatile: Member; +252|6693|Sextupling in Empire

I blame the wife.

2008-09-09 17:02:03

#9

ceslayer23: IN YOUR MIRROR; +142|6350|CLOSER THAN I APPEAR

very old tbh

2008-09-09 17:04:25

#10

usmarine: Banned; +2,785|6750

ceslayer23 wrote:
very old tbh

stfu before i tie your ass to his picnic table and set him free

2008-09-09 17:07:55

#11

ceslayer23: IN YOUR MIRROR; +142|6350|CLOSER THAN I APPEAR

usmarine wrote:
ceslayer23 wrote:
very old tbh
stfu before i tie your ass to his picnic table and set him free

hawt

2008-09-09 17:13:51

#12

jord: Member; +2,382|6667|The North, beyond the wall.

Heard about it a while back, and who can honestly say they haven't done something similar? Be it with a wooden table or whatever.

2008-09-09 17:40:26

#13

Wallpaper: ☺; +303|5983|The pool

jord wrote:
Heard about it a while back, and who can honestly say they haven't done something similar? Be it with a wooden table or whatever.

*calls police*

My flickr

2008-09-09 17:47:01

#14

The#1Spot: Member; +105|6528|byah

ceslayer23 wrote:
very old tbh

As its shows that it was written in late March 2008

2008-09-09 18:07:46

#15

Brasso: member; +1,549|6619

jord wrote:
Heard about it a while back, and who can honestly say they haven't done something similar? Be it with a wooden table or whatever.

what the fuck

"people in ny have a general idea of how to drive. one of the pedals goes forward the other one prevents you from dying"

2008-09-09 18:18:05

#16

TSI: Cholera in the time of love; +247|5970|Toronto

haffeysucks wrote:
jord wrote:
Heard about it a while back, and who can honestly say they haven't done something similar? Be it with a wooden table or whatever.
what the fuck

nice pun. +1

I like pie.

2008-09-09 18:36:25