That's not really my contention. Live titties are always fun, but you'll forgive me if I procure them the old-fashioned way rather than paying to sit in a dark room and look at the best options the local area can provide.Jay wrote:
You really think that staring at tits on the internet is at all the same thing as seeing them live? That's like when a certain someone said he had no desire to travel the world because he could just look at a picture book. Wow.DesertFox- wrote:
Forget never going to a strip club, I've never even been to a Hooters. I don't quite see the point of trying to sexually charge a public place. There are fully nude women roving around inside a strip club but what more are you to do about it? It's (hopefully) not a brothel, and from what I've heard from my friends who have been to the one near me, you'll have a cover charge or drink minimum and end up spending a lot more than you'd like when you could go to a liquor store and have an internet connection if you want to get drunk and look at titties. Paying someone to feign an interest in you just strikes me as a strange use of money.
That said, strip clubs never really did anything for me. Fun times with friends though.
Strip clubs are a novelty. The first time I had a private lap dance at the shout of one of my best mates who I went there with on a whim. The next two I went to was in a group and I spent the time having d&m's with another mate and ignored the strippers. The fourth was a mate's bday and I won some door prize I did not know I had entered to win a private lappy from any girl of my choice (chose the tall, slender brunette). The fifth was in Vegas on a buck's night and I had a private lappy from two south american strippers with fake tits.
Your thoughts, insights, and musings on this matter intrigue me
I recommend anyone here going at least once if they're so inclined but I wouldn't care if I never entered one again.
Your thoughts, insights, and musings on this matter intrigue me
I recommend anyone here going at least once if they're so inclined but I wouldn't care if I never entered one again.
So you go to one in a big city, no locals there. The last time I went to one was for a friends bachelor party last August. Had an awesome time with Russian titties in my face all night Best strip club I ever went to was an all nude place right outside of Austin. Not a single girl less than a 9 there.DesertFox- wrote:
That's not really my contention. Live titties are always fun, but you'll forgive me if I procure them the old-fashioned way rather than paying to sit in a dark room and look at the best options the local area can provide.Jay wrote:
You really think that staring at tits on the internet is at all the same thing as seeing them live? That's like when a certain someone said he had no desire to travel the world because he could just look at a picture book. Wow.DesertFox- wrote:
Forget never going to a strip club, I've never even been to a Hooters. I don't quite see the point of trying to sexually charge a public place. There are fully nude women roving around inside a strip club but what more are you to do about it? It's (hopefully) not a brothel, and from what I've heard from my friends who have been to the one near me, you'll have a cover charge or drink minimum and end up spending a lot more than you'd like when you could go to a liquor store and have an internet connection if you want to get drunk and look at titties. Paying someone to feign an interest in you just strikes me as a strange use of money.
That said, strip clubs never really did anything for me. Fun times with friends though.
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
-Frederick Bastiat
That's what I found weird in Vegas, topless only. Here they get their kit off all the time.
Rules vary from state to state and city to city. Some even require strippers to wear pasties. Most (if not all afaik) 'all-nude' strip clubs are required to be BYOB. They charge a cover and sell you mixers, but you bring your own bottle of liquor.
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
-Frederick Bastiat
i see no reason why someone would want to go look at some haggard skanks tits. it's called 'having a partner with a decent pair'.Jay wrote:
You really think that staring at tits on the internet is at all the same thing as seeing them live? That's like when a certain someone said he had no desire to travel the world because he could just look at a picture book. Wow.DesertFox- wrote:
Forget never going to a strip club, I've never even been to a Hooters. I don't quite see the point of trying to sexually charge a public place. There are fully nude women roving around inside a strip club but what more are you to do about it? It's (hopefully) not a brothel, and from what I've heard from my friends who have been to the one near me, you'll have a cover charge or drink minimum and end up spending a lot more than you'd like when you could go to a liquor store and have an internet connection if you want to get drunk and look at titties. Paying someone to feign an interest in you just strikes me as a strange use of money.
so page 3 is kind of like the want ads in american papers?
the history of page 3 is just cynical tabloid men wanting to appeal to the base instincts of an audience they simultaneously jeer and patronize. it's the whole "how can we get working class men to want to read our words? let's put tits inside the front-cover".
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ah, the 'sex sells'. some of the weakest, most watered down beers here employ adverts that feature women that are more provocative in what they wear, rather than being nude. at least porn stars come by their money honestly.
I like hooters cos of the cheap beer and the sports on tv, and some of the girls are actually a laugh. Always helps having an English accent to catch them off guard. You get less of the cringe flirting they do with everyone else cos you're actually interesting. And they're usually too stupid to understand when you're just taking the piss. I don't get how guys go there and h get taken in by all the fake stuff to leave huge tips.DesertFox- wrote:
Forget never going to a strip club, I've never even been to a Hooters. I don't quite see the point of trying to sexually charge a public place. There are fully nude women roving around inside a strip club but what more are you to do about it? It's (hopefully) not a brothel, and from what I've heard from my friends who have been to the one near me, you'll have a cover charge or drink minimum and end up spending a lot more than you'd like when you could go to a liquor store and have an internet connection if you want to get drunk and look at titties. Paying someone to feign an interest in you just strikes me as a strange use of money.
Also make me laugh when you see families in there