unnamednewbie13
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uziq wrote:

https://mubi.com/en/gb/films/grand-theft-hamlet

someone made a version of Hamlet inside GTA:Online. this is a whole damn movie on Mubi. wtf
lmao, just saw the trailer

seems like the natural evolution of all the chaotic gta online improv you get on the rp servers. people have whole lists of server-persistent characters they roleplay. a gunfight breaking out in the audience and then police showing up to put everyone down is par for the course.

getting the footage for something like this sounds like a fun way to spend a covid shutdown afternoon.
SuperJail Warden
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I was watching a movie with a 20ish female protag. She had a flashback to her childhood...the early 2000s. ahhhhh
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unnamednewbie13
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the future is now old man
unnamednewbie13
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i watched a couple equalizer clips. the movie makes zero sense out of context. the guy's like a gotham rogue whose special thing is stop watches, only he kills bad guys? what is going on.

i may have watched these like 20 years ago. now i need a brain mint after seeing a corkscrew rammed into a guy's jaw. so much more disturbing than fantastical violence.
unnamednewbie13
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i wish i could say people having pickle rick shit fits at the minecraft movie is surprising.
Dilbert_X
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Snow White 0/10

Haven't actually seen it but based on the opinion of of other people who haven't seen it either its a solid 0/10

Strange that its being blamed on the Snow White actress when all the comment I'm seeing is that people are boycotting it because it has a genocidal zionist in it.

All being well Genocide Barbie will become box office poison and quietly fade away. Dua Lipa would make a good Wonder Woman, she has the thighs for it.
Fuck Israel
uziq
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i knew the jews were good at business, but i had no idea they were expert squatters too. they've been living rent free in your head for your whole life.
Dilbert_X
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They've been squatting in Palestine for about 120 years.
Fuck Israel
uziq
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long-term occupancy, actually.
SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
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The online learning platform the school uses is down today. I am going to show the kids Forest Gump.

Sometimes your job is like a box of chocolates. You don't know what you are going to get. Some days are movie days.
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