Hurricane2k9
Pendulous Sweaty Balls
+1,538|5766|College Park, MD
Easy A - 7.7/10

Fun movie. I wanna nail Emma Stone and Amanda Bynes and that other chick
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unnamednewbie13
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Freezer7Pro wrote:

Dagon.

I must give it an 8 out of ten, really. While the budget was about a tenner, and the effects like something out of BF2, I really liked it. The guys making it had a lot of fun, and it shows. Because of that, it was a heap of fun to watch, unlike the vast majority of high-budget Hollywood garbage, where they just throw money at it.
I didn't even know that movie existed. Now written on my whiteboard.
AussieReaper
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loubot wrote:

Machete 1/10

B movie with cheesy, low-budget Bollywood special effects and action scenes.  Alba's shower scene was the only highlight and plenty of tits. Not sure if Lindsay Lohan got naked for this film or a body double was her substitute. The first naked chick (before the openning credits) was hawt.
This movie should of went straight to video.
Get

loubot wrote:

Machete 1/10
the

loubot wrote:

B movie with cheesy, low-budget Bollywood special effects and action scenes.
fuck

loubot wrote:

This movie should of went straight to video.
out.
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Jenspm
penis
+1,716|6797|St. Andrews / Oslo

Machete is fucking amazing.
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Poseidon
Fudgepack DeQueef
+3,253|6602|Long Island, New York

loubot wrote:

Machete 1/10

B movie with cheesy, low-budget Bollywood special effects and action scenes.  Alba's shower scene was the only highlight and plenty of tits. Not sure if Lindsay Lohan got naked for this film or a body double was her substitute. The first naked chick (before the openning credits) was hawt.
This movie should of went straight to video.
someone missed the entire point of the movie
Hurricane2k9
Pendulous Sweaty Balls
+1,538|5766|College Park, MD
The violence in Machete alone was boner-inducing, the nudity of Alba and the mexicans in their cholomobiles only added to it
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Hurricane2k9
Pendulous Sweaty Balls
+1,538|5766|College Park, MD

Hurricane2k9 wrote:

The violence in Machete alone was boner-inducing, the nudity of Alba and the mexicans in their cholomobiles only added to it
clarification: it was the cholomobiles that were boner-inducing not the mexicans
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Jenspm
penis
+1,716|6797|St. Andrews / Oslo

Best scene:

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Pochsy
Artifice of Eternity
+702|5608|Toronto
127 hours

1/10

boring.
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Poseidon
Fudgepack DeQueef
+3,253|6602|Long Island, New York

Hurricane2k9 wrote:

Hurricane2k9 wrote:

The violence in Machete alone was boner-inducing, the nudity of Alba and the mexicans in their cholomobiles only added to it
clarification: it was the cholomobiles that were boner-inducing not the mexicans
Michelle Rodriguez's body is pretty capable of doing things to the male organs.
Aries_37
arrivederci frog
+368|6640|London
127 hours 7/10
AussieReaper
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+5,761|6217|what

Poseidon wrote:

Hurricane2k9 wrote:

Hurricane2k9 wrote:

The violence in Machete alone was boner-inducing, the nudity of Alba and the mexicans in their cholomobiles only added to it
clarification: it was the cholomobiles that were boner-inducing not the mexicans
Michelle Rodriguez's body is pretty capable of doing things to the male organs.
Shame about the face.
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i look forward to machete. loubot y so serios
Poseidon
Fudgepack DeQueef
+3,253|6602|Long Island, New York

AussieReaper wrote:

Poseidon wrote:

Hurricane2k9 wrote:


clarification: it was the cholomobiles that were boner-inducing not the mexicans
Michelle Rodriguez's body is pretty capable of doing things to the male organs.
Shame about the face.
Still better than anything you can get, Dave.
Reciprocity
Member
+721|6645|the dank(super) side of Oregon
Star Wars IV    7/10
Pochsy
Artifice of Eternity
+702|5608|Toronto

Aries_37 wrote:

127 hours 7/10
Le fuck?

that movie was possibly the worst production of the decade. Anything above a mediocre 5 is too much praise.
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Dauntless
Admin
+2,249|6807|London

Vanilla Sky 10/10
I hadn't seen it before, i loved it. one of my favourite films now.

The Talented Mr. Ripley 9/10

I also hadn't seen this until tonight, a really good interesting film.
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AussieReaper
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+5,761|6217|what

Hey Dauntless,

Is The Princess Bride a good movie?

It looks like a chick flick but I've been told it isn't. What's your opinion?
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Dauntless
Admin
+2,249|6807|London

i dunno aussie, i haven't seen it
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unnamednewbie13
Moderator
+2,053|6836|PNW



Watch 'The Princess Bride,' n00bs.
AussieReaper
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+5,761|6217|what

Oh, I just assumed you had.

Thanks anyway.
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Dauntless
Admin
+2,249|6807|London

i do like watching chick flicks, yes
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Winston_Churchill
Bazinga!
+521|6803|Toronto | Canada

Hurricane2k9 wrote:

The violence in Machete alone was boner-inducing, the nudity of Alba and the mexicans in their cholomobiles only added to it
she wasnt actually naked though   it was digitally done...  and lohan was a stunt double
Hurricane2k9
Pendulous Sweaty Balls
+1,538|5766|College Park, MD

Winston_Churchill wrote:

Hurricane2k9 wrote:

The violence in Machete alone was boner-inducing, the nudity of Alba and the mexicans in their cholomobiles only added to it
she wasnt actually naked though   it was digitally done...  and lohan was a stunt double
wow what bitches

the stunt double ought to go into porn, she could make a handsome payout

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+407|6893
Battlestar Galactica mini-series 2003     9/10

I love this series. I'm a nerd sometimes. Bear McCreary is talented.

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