But hey! This is a marketing win-win situation! Now you can advertise how much absinthe your company doors can hold back. It is clear that you used one of your lighter and cheaper doors as a testsubject. Now thy shall consume the same amount and try a heavier door. Or. We could use Mek at the party. He's a brit so he has to have a hard head and he won't mind after a few shots. Plus we get entertained at the same time.Slayer wrote:
indeed its a common feature and the worst part my company produces wooden doorsUltrafunkula wrote:
Good shiiiiiit...Slayer wrote:
bah no Absinth for me! Last time I was drunk of this shit I ran through a wooden door
But why did you forget that you must open the door before enterin/exiting? It is a common feature with doors you know?
In the hope of saving his good friend Teddy, 27 rushes off to find some fine looking nurses to try and coax the baying mob away from poor Teddy's nervous body
If it dosen't work Ted, at least they say they will kiss it better for you.
If it dosen't work Ted, at least they say they will kiss it better for you.
Oi. I said a man. Not Beecher...teddy..jimmy wrote:
My exit hole will remain closed...Ultrafunkula wrote:
Ah, excellent. A virgin. Come with unkle Funkula to the dark room in the and we shall make you... a MAN!..teddy..jimmy wrote:
Fuck I hate absinth..
I tried it once and I almost spewed just from the aroma, taste and colour of it..
yuck
No funny business pervert
Whoever Anon' Karma'd me with this:
"gayest idea ever, excuse for karmas tbh"
Without leaving their name isn't allowed in my BBQ and will be the only person in the whole of the world not attending and thus will be bored. No women, No beer and no Kangaroo penis for you my shy friend.
"gayest idea ever, excuse for karmas tbh"
Without leaving their name isn't allowed in my BBQ and will be the only person in the whole of the world not attending and thus will be bored. No women, No beer and no Kangaroo penis for you my shy friend.
Prolly one of the guys in the box at the gate. Who gave them a laptop with WLAN?1927 wrote:
Whoever Anon' Karma'd me with this:
"gayest idea ever, excuse for karmas tbh"
Without leaving their name isn't allowed in my BBQ and will be the only person in the whole of the world not attending and thus will be bored. No women, No beer and no Kangaroo penis for you my shy friend.
In the hope of getting Zimmer to attend our BBQ I have just ordered one of these
Ultrafunkla brings back some birds from Skegness which he picked up from the other thread
get the new versionDauntless wrote:
Uhh, but we're on the internets, and food doesn't go through the internets...
????!?!?!
steak was delicious 27...
Ah here he is, Alfie has arrived, must of arrived when I was around the shop ordering a gift for another mod.^*AlphA*^ wrote:
get the new versionDauntless wrote:
Uhh, but we're on the internets, and food doesn't go through the internets...
????!?!?!
steak was delicious 27...
I'm glad you liked your Steak, what did you opt for? Bison, Impala or Croc?
Grab yourself a beer, grab yourself a girl, or maybe you have brought your own?
Party games will be starting sometime this afternoon.
yeah brought my own girl otherwise I would have been dickless.
I went for the Panda steak, you had it in the backroom. the "Secret Project"
I went for the Panda steak, you had it in the backroom. the "Secret Project"
You eat LING LING, stuck it in the microwave and 2 mins later LING LING went PING PING^*AlphA*^ wrote:
yeah brought my own girl otherwise I would have been dickless.
I went for the Panda steak, you had it in the backroom. the "Secret Project"
I'm back, with more beer
Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
oh noes Alf is here (oh he brought his own girl, charge!!!!)
Nice, get it in the bucket.
We need chicks, and a few more guests oh and a Panda.
boring!
If nobody else has brought it yet, I'll bring the funnel and plastic cups/ping pong balls.
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Yeah that sounds good. What are the ping pong balls for (I dont have a ping pong table or any ping pong bats) but Ping Pong could be the name for a replacement Panda.heggs wrote:
If nobody else has brought it yet, I'll bring the funnel and plastic cups/ping pong balls.
Heh, for some good old Beer Pong. Can't have a proper party without it.1927 wrote:
Yeah that sounds good. What are the ping pong balls for (I dont have a ping pong table or any ping pong bats) but Ping Pong could be the name for a replacement Panda.heggs wrote:
If nobody else has brought it yet, I'll bring the funnel and plastic cups/ping pong balls.
Remember Me As A Time Of Day
Do girls participate in this pong passtime? If so can you show me please.heggs wrote:
Heh, for some good old Beer Pong. Can't have a proper party without it.1927 wrote:
Yeah that sounds good. What are the ping pong balls for (I dont have a ping pong table or any ping pong bats) but Ping Pong could be the name for a replacement Panda.heggs wrote:
If nobody else has brought it yet, I'll bring the funnel and plastic cups/ping pong balls.
Ping Pong and South East/East Asian chicks = Good Combination
Last edited by Mek-Stizzle (2008-07-01 06:45:15)
what happend to our girls? Havent seen Lucy since ehm, well, ehm, you know...
Heard there was a BBQ in town ........................ thought I might drop by with a few of my friends
the rest are on their way
the rest are on their way
well forgett about Lucy then, Sere saved the day
2nd last is mine
Oh yes, we can play doubles. Guy/girl teams, 10 cups on each side.
House rules:
If you both hit a cup, the other team sends them back and your team goes again.
If you both hit the same cup, the game is over and the other team drinks all the remaining beer in all the cups.
Two re-racks per team per game.
No bounce shots.
No guarding the cups.
You can blow out the ball if it's going around the inside of the cup before it hits the beer.
House rules:
If you both hit a cup, the other team sends them back and your team goes again.
If you both hit the same cup, the game is over and the other team drinks all the remaining beer in all the cups.
Two re-racks per team per game.
No bounce shots.
No guarding the cups.
You can blow out the ball if it's going around the inside of the cup before it hits the beer.
Remember Me As A Time Of Day